Mishal Raheja as Dutta Patil
Painful Rapture ~ Chapter 49
" be my guest~ still!
Dutta soared above her , his lowered eyes over her petite figure that held his share of gujar ka halwa, mingled eyes with her apprehension riddled message..her beloved rejected his favourite culinary delight. However he pressed his firm stare accompanied by a brash slant of his head, and made clearthe intent , that for the moment he had other issues at hand to deal with. But Naku being Naku , still engaged him with a query, "Saab ap theek tu ho , jo gujar ka halwa, refuse kar raha ho," he sucked his lower lip in and cautioned her with imposed discipline,"Naku aagar tu chup nehi hoi, tu main thujhe kha jawon ga edhur hai sab ke samana , and I'll have no regrets either" , he moaned as he tilted his head over her , and she withdrew as she noted that he meant what he said.
Dutta walked towards his family, with fingers of both his hands loosely interlocked before him as he nervously fiddled with the ring on his finger. His face wiped clean of all expression, spelt a certain aloofness. Piggott and Bradley subtly flanked him. He raised his head, and paused as he noted his family's attention on his person, "listen, everybody, I have something important to say to you all", he commenced.His eyes rested on his mother, the first one who waited upon his words, and so for her sake he resorted to his mother tongue ,oblivious to the fact that his visitors would be at a loss to comprehend what he was going to say, but was consoled by the fact that they knew the crux of the matter, "AS, ap ko ye jan ke kushi ho gi ke mujhe, UK jane ka chance mil raha hai, wahan ke faujeoon ko lecture dene ke liya, Military school bhi yehe chata hai,"he paused to take in the wide eyed reactions ,but he could only see and read the expressions of his mother's gaze , he recognized her unspoken query ,and continued, "aur haan AS main kudh bhi ye chance lena chata hoon, tutor ka course khatam hoona ke baad, mera pas filhaal kuch kerne ko nehi hoga, tu is mauqa se na sirf , ek Indian fauji ke jankari dossera ke saath banth sakta hoon , bulke , dossera ke mulak se unke kam karne ka tareeqa bhi seekh sakta hoon, take wapis ah ker aapne logoon ko dosseron ke kun sakha sakoon".. he stopped speaking in a formal mode and as a child walked up to his mother and sank on knees and rested his bottom on the marble floor and grasped his mother's hands a looked up into his mother's eyes, beseechingly, and questioned in vulnerable simplicity "AS, main jaon?..AS looked into her son's eyes and stroked his head on her lap, "Dutta, aager yehe tera faisla hai, tu teri Aye thujhe nehi rooke ge, jaante hoon mera beta ek fauji hai, aur mulak ke surhadien par ker ke kam kerna uska ka kartawe hai, chahe phir woh jaang mein ho ye aman mein", she accepted gracefully. Dutta bent his head and kissed her hands that rested on her lap ,and he turned his head from where he sat on the floor kneeled besides his mothers knees, to ascertain the reaction of the onlookers to his posture and interaction with his mother. For the family it was not an unusual sight , as Dutta was known to go into these, informal endearment sessions with his mother from time to time as and when required. However, the visitors stood slightly overcome with the show of emotion between mother and son, especially so when the son was an adult in full army uniform.. Bradley's eyes moistened yet again to see the affection between mother and her son, Baji, looked at him and jested," yes Bradley we Indians can get very melodramatic when it comes to our mammas, but I can tell you we are not mammas boys..well only sometimes when we need support or we need something from our mums! like take a look at that lion, he wants permission for a vacation in the UK so check him out knees and all!". Dutta, pushed a clenched fist up at Baji from where he sat on the floor, and Baji held his ears, and laughed to provide comic relief to the residents . Dutta , raised himself and sat beside his mother as he held her hand and stroked it, in calming movements. Piggott , moved forward and explained, but first refuted Baji, "can I just clarify to all that Dutta is not going to UK for a vacation, it's further duties that he has to administer , although, slightly out of his usual precinct, but duty nevertheless!,and in no way is he meant to stay in the UK, it is a short visit only, and he would be following a tight schedule..",Baji's eyes twinkled and he looked at Bradley, and guffawed "so just as long as you remember that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!.".Dutta shook his head and looked at Roops, who intercepted, "oh Baji, for once try to be serious and act sensible, after all I am thinking, of my wish list of goodies that Bhao's going to get for me from London!",Naku to smiled sheepishly, and got stared down back into her shell of reservation by Dutta's freezing "dont you start woman looks... AS, in silence caught Naku's reaction to this news of his going to Uk, she wondered if he had, discussed this with her, and if so what was her reaction. As the adult of this household she desired to be in the know how, but she knew that her son preferred his personally affairs discussed privately.. "jagdaambe..jagdammbe.."she chanted and stood up , and Dutta too followed suit and heeded to her as she spoke," Dutta hum chahte hain ke tu aur Naku, Bappa ke ahshirwaad le lo, is trip ke bare mein" ,Dutta looked perplexed as he wondered that hopefully AS did not envisage that ,Naku would accompany him, for surely nice as it seemed it would complicate matters ,yes he wanted to make clear this matter ,but could not do so immediately. However he followed AS as she stood beside a morose and detached Naku, and requested "aj ja Naku , Bappa se prathna kerne hai", both her children walked either side of her as the rest present looked at them exit ,briefly. AS, turned to Naku," Naku,thujhe ise trip ke bare mein Dutta na zikar kiya haina? she queried. Before she could reply Dutta arched his neck , above AS's head ,turned his face towards Naku on AS' left side and glared at her, into supplying an affirmative answer to AS!.Naku confirmed he did ,not because of the visual dagger he darted towards her but because he did talk her about it, but AS fired the next question, "tu tera kiya khayal hai Naku, kya Dutta ko jana chaheye? dekh thumra lagan bhi nehi hoya abhi," Dutta's eyes rested on Naku's face intently, he was reminded he did speak to her , and he recalled it ws decided they would both mull over it and come back to each other whether he should go ahead or not, but here he was now standing before Bappa for not honouring his word of seeking her decision , and superimposed it with his own one of deciding to go .. he clasped his hands ,and closed his eyes, in the process of a silent purge.. while both AS and Naku looked on.. Naku replied and Dutta heard in no uncertain words what he already knew his woman would say" AS, main bhi , aap ke theran Saab ke kushi chate hoon, pun mujhe ye bhi yakeen hai ke Saab mein bahut gon hain, bahut kuch hai jis mein woh apne mulak ka nam roshan kersakte hain, ek kabel officer hain, is liye ye mauqa unhe haat se nehi jana dena chaiya, lagan ne hoone ke wajah se woh apna lakshya nehi gawah sakte.. Saab ko pata hai ke dil se Naku ka yehi faisla hoga.. mein intezzar karonge, Saab ke liye hamesha.. har haal mein lakhshya ko pana hai"..she concluded , as she nearly choked. Dutta stood with his back to the two most principal women in his life , and as she ended her take on his trip , he fought back a few tears and said a silent prayer of thanksgiving, Bappa thank you for infinite grace, for blessing me with Naku, the love of my life, the woman who is the other half of Dutta, whether joined to him or separate from him.. she makes me complete. He turned around and palmed his flushed stubble face ,relieved to note that what he could not do in this instance, his mother had done on his behalf to Naku, a whole hearted embrace for her eternal support for him, Dutta her son!
Piggott and Bradley along with Baji followed, to the area of Bappa's stately statue. Both took a keen interest in the surroundings and maintained a certain reverence, as required , and Baji felt they desired to know more about the religious practices of the household as well, "tell you what gentlemen, if you wish to know more, the best person to tell you more about this side of affairs is our older brother in law Kishore.."and Baji turned around and found a smiling, Kishore dressed in a cream coloured kurta, pyjama ready to oblige. "aah yes gentleman, if you look through our civilization and way of life you would note that similar to other many other cultures of the world ,India also gives credence to religious significance in key areas of our lives i.e morality, marriage, relationships, good governance of society at large. However, I would like to point out that the Hindus enjoy the freedom of worshipping their personally chosen icon to offer their prayers to the indefinable Brahman". Kishore explained to the visitors that "each deity in Hinduism controls a particular energy.,these energies, present in humans as wild forces must be controlled so that we can infuse ourselves with divine consciousness. Dutta stood with his arms folded against his chest and listened patiently as Kishore continued "now for this we pray to gain the goodwill of different gods who stir up our consciousness to help us to master the different forces of nature. Kishore further verified , now these religious ties have been handed down from generations and therefore continue to play an integral part in our day to day lives.. so to put it simply, each family may choose to have their own household God, or Goddess before whom supplications are offered and blessings sought for the welfare of all occupants of the residence. Ours as you have noted is Ganpati, the god of divine wisdom, wealth, the lord of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles! now here you see his carrier is the mouse, which represents the timidity and nervousness that overwhelm us at the onset of any new venture, you see ,gentlemen these feelings can be overcome by the blessings of Ganesha. Bradley asked "oh so he can be addressed by various names and also is that why AS prayed before him to seek blessings for Dutta?, Kishore nodded and replied yes "Bappa is an endearment for Ganpati's and his blessings are begged for before embarking on any new task, your are correct Bradely that AS was beseeching for Dutta's forthcoming trip.."explained, Kishore, to the keen visitors. Piggott was tremendously interested and so Kishore took them to another room in the household where, other images of significant deities were displayed. Bradley, commented on the figures of Rama and Sita, "I know these two deities, my children were taught about their story during the festival of Diwali in their primary schools , both my kids spoke of the story being a battle being good and evil, in fact my son dressed up as Ranvana in the school play", Kishore smiled at Bradley's anecdotes.. apart from them, he stopped for them to look at the images of the goddesses and explained, "this then is the Goddess Durga, the Mother Goddess and she too is known variously as Durga, Bhavani, Sherawali, Amba, Chandika, Gauri, Parvati, Vaishno Dev...and she represents the fiery powers of the gods!" Kishore explained further "the name "Durga" means "inaccessible", and she is the personification of the active side of the divine "shakti" energy of Lord Shiva, now as you can see here in this statute gentlemen, Durga is usually portrayed as riding a lion, and carrying weapons in her many arms. She is the protector of the righteous, and destroyer of the evil". Bradley cringed a bit as he looked at the representation of the goddess.. Dutta, too walked into the worship inner sanctuary, tall with his arms clasped behind his back, alongside AS as both proudly listened to Kishore deliver a quick tutorial to his esteemed visitors... Kishore continued "gentlemen here you have the fierce goddess Kali who rides a lion as you can see, she helps one to overcome mercilessness, anger and pride.. and over you then have the goddess Saraswati, riding the graceful and beautiful peacock,now she denotes that she is the controller of the pursuit of performing arts. Pigott and Bradley stopped beside the next statue and showed shows of familiarity towards the name Lakshmi we now about her during Diwali are Hindu friends talk about her", Bradley shared, Kishore nodded, "yes the Goddess Lakshmi means "Good Luck" to Hindus, you see my friends the word 'Lakshmi' is derived from the Sanskrit word Laksya, meaning 'aim' or 'goal', and she is the goddess of wealth and prosperity, both material and spiritual. She is the household goddess of most Hindu families, and a favourite of women. Lakshmi is depicted as a beautiful woman of golden complexion, with four hands, sitting or standing on a full-bloomed lotus and holding a lotus bud, which stands for beauty, purity and fertility. "Finally, gentleman you have Mahadev, Shiva the most powerful and fascinating deity in Hinduism, who represents death and dissolution. One of the godheads in the Hindu Trinity, and known by many names.. Mahadeva, Pashupati, Nataraja, Vishwanath, Bhole Nath!, gentlemen , Shiva is perhaps the most complex of Hindu deities. Hindus recognise this by putting his shrine in the temple separate from those of other deities" ..concluded Kishore to his observing ,listening guests..
The visitors were mighty impressed by Kishore's guided tour of the spiritual sanctuary , and Piggott turned to Dutta and AS ,as he complimented, "very impressed by your household Dutta, no wonder you appear on the ball !, surely the secure complete ,holistic back ground you hail from, is a contributory factor to your discipline.." Dutta, could not by pass by not revealing the essential absent figure of his life .."gentleman if you follow me", he walked with a certain dignity his head held high above his wide muscular shoulders , and paused before the huge framed and garlanded picture of his father..."this then gentleman is my creator, my father, no more now, but yes as you can see I am the chip of the old block! you see us Patil's one to all head for the nations' armed forces! have this mad desire to give our all to our nation" he said with slight emotion. Bradley wanted to change the flavour and questioned Dutta, "now Dutta, are you going to carry on the tradition, send your son to the army as well", and Naku who stood within an ear's distance "or daughter"!. All three officers reeled around and Dutta looked her straight in the eye with one eye brow raised... and much to his own surprise he replied "yes or my daughter!" but he left it open ended, however he was glad he was able to expose his non-sexist image... for she had challenged him about it not so long ago...
Piggott felt he needed to retire for the night , and Dutta asked Kishore to show him the guest room. Kishore being the humble gentleman he was, remarked, "Brigadier, it would be awkward for you to sleep in your uniform, so here I have got for you a brand new Kurta and pyjama to use as your night suit, that is if you don't mind" offered Kishore. Piggott was a sensible man, the last thing he could do was to show discourtesy towards this kind gentleman's gesture. He reached out for the packed clothes in Kishore's hand,"you are very kind Kishore, of course I most certainly accept the idea, now let's see if I can fit into this", ... and he went to change while Kishore waited to see the results. Piggott emerged out of the bathroom, with almost a perfect fit, but patted his pot belly sticking out slightly..under neath the off white silk kurta, "well managed to get myself into your clothes Kishore, this here" he pointed to his belly "is the result of three beers a night! in this dress it sure does stick out like a sore thumb!, he complained with hurt pride. Kishore, smiled benignly, "that's not a problem Brigadier as, here for a man to have a big belly means that he is prosperous and well to do! and both men laughed. As Kishore invited Piggott to show everyone how he looked in local clothes, Piggott smoothed his bristle whiskers and agreed, all though a little nervous of being looked upon as being tokenistic, but taking into account the general ethos of the household he followed Kishore down the stairs to the lounge, where everyone clapped, and Bradley put his arm around Baji's shoulders, "where's my make dress over then! come on man , don't just stand there dress me up that's an order! shouted Bradley. Dutta , narrowed a pair of naughtily smiling eyes ,as he brought his fore finger to his mouth shyly and jutted his chin to Baji ,to oblige Bradley. Baji , took Bradley over to his room ,and behind them in quick step followed Roops too and Baji turned around and held Bradley's arm ,as he spoke to Roops "and where do you think you are going to Roops ke baacche!?", she put her hands on her hips shook her head feistly and replied, "why to my room Baji where else ?why did you want me to give you a hand? I can do that with pleasure! she hissed, Baji headed her a no, but Bradley slapped his hands together, "ohh this is getting excited by the minute"! but Baji, shook his palm at Roops with a glare and literally pulled Bradley in his room and slammed the door shut! while Roops giggled and ran down the corridor back downstairs to the lounge.
Once in the room, Baji choose a peach colured silk kurta pyjama for Bradley who approved of the outfit straight away.."like it! it's ace Baji, oh by the way do you fancy that...?"Baji folded his arms and looked straight into Bradley's blue eyes, and began tersely "before you say anything more, I am going to get engaged to her Bradley..and yes she is the girl in my life..Bradley widened his eyes in a mock tone, "well I never! but tell me what's it like to have the otherwise detached deadly Dutta as a brother in law?",Baji smiled dimples and all, "actually Bradley, I am truly blessed as Bhao has to be the best BIL one can have in the world, correction actually he is my own daddy he is! and a lot more.. a lot more, and you get changed now , fast before people get ideas about me!" he jested in a slighted altered tone.
Bradley looked very handsome in his peachy outfit it complemented his light skin and mouse blond close cropped hair. He posed in front of Baji's mirror and remarked, "this is such a comfortable attire, and look Baji the fitting is a doddle, it's almost made for me ,pity the misses can't see, me she would be shocked!, Baji large hearted as he was, responded, "ok tell you what Bradley consider it a gift", Bradley mumbled awkwardly, "nah man, I can't really accept it, but if you insist ,I will , but are you sure Baji?" Baji shouted "look, Bradley just zip it for if you don't!.I shall be most offended". Bradley shook hands with Baji as a thank you gesture, and asked with one eye brow raised, "so Baji, what's the programme for the rest of the night?" Bradley asked meaningfully. Baji eyes danced, "why Bradley what did you have in mind? speak up"?,he asked in all innocence. Bradley, smiled "well Baji how about some checking out the local night life?...
Baji brought Bradley down and all the ladies performed a mock swoon and Dutta in gradual motion glared at Roops who signalled to her sisters that Bhao was unamused.. Dutta looked at Naku , who stood by Roops ,and she bent and whispered "gosh vahinai, are you sure you want to spend your life with grouch bag?.."Naku, pressed Roops elbow lightly and whispered "ssh Roops ,Saab sun lenian gein", Dutta, shifted his narrow eyes towards her direction as she stood close to his sister , he heard her sibilant "Saab" and tweaked his mouth, and thought her waqat main he hota hoon use ke laboon pe, Naku caught him gawking at her and sniffed her sharp nose ,binked her green doe eyes and looked the other way, disinterested. Bradley stood before Dutta with his arms spread out, "well Major what do reckon? will I do or not." Dutta slanted his head and narrowed his lion like eyes and parted his mouth , "do as what Bradley? he wanted to say a first class ladies man!, but reminded himself they were visitors and added forcibly with an equally laborious pull of his lips, "yes ummh you look ,ummh different.." Bradley complained, "oh come on Dutta what's wrong in saying that I look fantabulous!", Dutta flared his nostrils slightly as he looked at Naku ,and she shook her head cautiously, as her wide eyes begged him with her looks to contain himself ,he blinked his eyes once and ,replied congenially, "because Bradley it is not within my nature to engage in showering people with compliments regarding their appearances". Kala waggled her head in utter dismay at her brother's awkwardness , and with a wide smile, consoled and complimented the young British officer, "now ,now Bradley must say you look very handsome in this outfit, very attractive", she emphasized coquettishly. Dutta, puckered his brow and this time he was damned if all present noticed his displeasure at the thought of his sisters, showering much too much adulation on this officer...after all Kala was his sister and that too older and to see her leering over this bloody git irked him to no end , and he found it difficult not to grimace visibly.. he looked at Baji , who fathomed his Bhao's discontentment, for he knew Dutta was picky and choosy with whom he let off his guard, and Bradley being the out and out flirt that he was ,in no way would find favour with Dutta.. so he took Bradley by the arm and steered him towards the bar area. Sudarshan, eyed the movement and in haste hurried along to the bar area. Bradley looked at the liquor on display and whistled, "holy be! this is quite a selection you guys have, Moet, vintage wines, Scotland's finest malt whiskey! French cognac! and Russian gin! wowee! cried Bradley as he looked deydrated at the spirits and wines..."tell me Baji where do you get all these from ? is this all contraband?, Baji was mightily agitated, and he protested "now Bradley do we look like folks who would have questionable, fake stuff in our bar! absolutley not! this is all genuine stuff bought legally! Dutta I have you know would never touch fake stuff! or do illegal transactions..he goes for the genuine stuff I assure you!" defended Baji. Sudarshan, pulled a face at Baji and griped "come on Baji don't give us your boring lectures and pour some drinks" he ordered. Baji looked at him dryly and snubbed ,"you are in a hurry as always Sudarshan Bhao to scrounge off Bhao's free drinks aren't you!? and Sudarshan looked right put off. Baji, turned to Bradley, "ok Major would you like to have wine or something stronger? Bradley looked at Baji and smiled, "I think I'll settle for beer Baji as I requested for a bit more for later ,you remember?"questioned Bradley, and Baji tilted some beer out of the can into a tankard and passed it to Bradley, "of course I remember Bradley, this is just starters!"he sniggered. Suds wanted to be in and he also knew if Baji had it in his power he would keep him out of the action.. so he swallowed his pride and asked anyway, "so what's the plan after this?" but Baji with a twinkle in his eye preferred to wind Suds up, "kaunse plan Sudarshan Bhao , is ke bad sau jayenge aur kaya ? aur waise bhi ap ko tu apne kamra mein jana parte ga kyon ke Leela tai ko ap ke bagher neend nehi ati"!he said with a guffaw. Sudarshan looked at Bradley, and said bitterly,"you know Major everyone is sane in this house hold bar this clown here , it's like he will never grow up!".Bradley who had beer froth around his mouth ,turned to Suds, "Iam sorry I missed what Baji said to you", and Baji repeated with loud snorts "he asked what we were going to do after this and I said why go to bed of course and so should he! as his wife can't get to sleep without his presence in the room!"and Baji cackled hysterically as he saw Suds fuming like a charred coal! Bradley too laughed in empathy, "yes spouses get a bit too clingy sometimes, I should know I have one back home!" But Suds was not laughing , as he was more interested in what Baji was cooking up!..
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Naku glared at him, for his ignorance of her being around, she fixed her pallu , and preened her side bangs on her fore head with a slightly raised eye brow , and a gentle bite of her lower lip. Her movements distracted him and he looked at her narrowly from where he stood and walked up slowly towards her, and leaned his head over her to some extent, and drawled, "show off kerna band ker mera samna.. aur chaal mera kapre niklal, sab ne change ker liya hain, aur thujhe koi fikaar he nehi meri! pagal aurat chaal jaldi!"he commanded, turned and walked towards his wooden stairs that lead up to his room... he felt the door to his room with undefined affection and pushed it open and entered ,with his hands parked on his haunches ,his complete self infused with a sense of being present on marked terrority..his den! His enclosure!, his eyes tenderly rested on his huge bed, tidly dressed in his chocolate brown top layered and limegreen underlay counterpane complete with an array of scattered his head cushions near the head board..he folded his manicured hand and fondled his stubble cheek with up to no good glint in his eye..hummh privacy..he lusted in the stillness of room.. he pulled in a deep breath..and yelled Rahmaan! Within seconds the batman arrived and adhered to the job of undoing his "jee Saar's boots". After which Dutta sauntered over to his dressing table and peered into his dresser mirror with a somewhat raised eye brow and jut of his chin to the right, his eyes scouted his stubble face with approval as his slender fingers with shiny buffed nails, deep in thought unbuttoned his dark olive green bush shirt and he slipped it his off his rounded shoulders and taut biceps! and dumped it on the bed end..with a bellow yet again "Rahmaan uniform, wardrobe mein laga do"! eventually he brushed his chest and lower torso with his broad palm ,undid his olive green trousers , and with a slight shift of his hips, allowed them to slide down his pumped up swollen muscular legs into a heap on the floor!, as he calmly raised his keens one by one and freed himself out of his uniform and headed naked towards his bath room and shut the door. With a sigh of relief he bent over the sink and rinsed his mouth and splashed his stubble face with jets gushing water.."hummm" he moaned in delight as his pink lips opened and curved and he headed towards the shower, turned it on medium power and let the hungry jets of water drizzle ,soak, drench and wet every nook and cranny of his tall majestic frame , he moved his upper and lower extremities to allow the sopping process ..his body relaxed and.. in ecstacy sounded her name to match the patting and sometimes beating of water on his body ,nakusha ,nakuusha ,nakusha, naku ,nakuuussha, naku ,nakushaaahhh..and he closed his eyes in vicarious pleasure, ahhh, he gave a slow guttural drawl and raised his arm to end the ritual.. it was so heavenly to be subjected to the ablution process in his own bathroom. He stepped out of the puddle, bent his V-shaped torso towards his burgundy bath towel and stood before the mirror checking himself and ,eventually wrapped his towel around his waist securely ,and shoved the outer corner of his towel just to the side of his hairy navel dip... he reached out for his deodorant and lifted his bicep knotted hairy arm pits, one by one and sprayed them with musky scented vapours...,placed the can of deodorant near the bathroom mirror and ran his fingers to smooth back his dripping wet hair back from his broad smooth shiny forehead...
He opened his bathroom door into the safe harbour of his port with a refreshed body and soul..."Saaabbb kya kar rahe ho, ohhh Bappa! shrieked Naku with her face covered by her fair dainty hands, "what the #! Bellowed Dutta with his upturned palms in the air," besharmme ke bhi koi haad hote hai! what the hell are you doing in my room us waqat! ", Saab wapis jaon bathroom mein.." she shrieked as she parted her fingers a tiny bit to peek, he saw and hollered "main kyon jaon ,tu ja dirty woman! tera mutalaab kiya tha mau utha ka edher ana ka?",she quickly turned her back to him and mumbled, mujhe nehi pata tha ke ap shower le rehe the ,she defended" shudddup, jhotti aurat! you knew full well I was going to have a bloody shower before I changed! but nooo! thujhe tu mera deedar kerna tha na, apne lover boy ko birthday suit mein dekhna tha , chaal pura suit nehi tu udha he chaal ga!" he growled and marched up behind and turned her around to face him and she closed her eyes shut, "ab khola apne ankeen and check me out! ! he shouted , but she pressed her eyes and her lips and shook her head, and he gripped her shoulders and wobbled her "loook at me!, she raised her palms and without opening her eyes she pushed them against his wet hairy chest, "chooro mujhe Saab! she threatened and he grabbed hold of her waist , bent her backwards and crashed his mouth on hers.. and savaged her lips mercilessly till she writhed and moaned in his grip ,but he carried his mouthy onslaught over her smooth neck..her arms held his smooth damp shoulders as he got carried away in the throes of passion and she stiffened and slapped his curved naked back and he eased his tight grip on her bent body limp on his arm, but continued to incline over her as he looked into her green eyes.. utterly as always besotted by her beauty, his lips parted and he blinked his eyes, soo baaby mazza aya thujhe jo bhi dekhne aiy the tu? waise have to say Naku, ke tu impulsive aur reckless hoti ja rahe hai.." he remarked as he straightened her up and moved back a little , his naked arms folded across his chest,...she looked at his tall half naked physique, exposed toned hairy torso, held by two strong somewhat damp hairy legs parked a tad apart...he gave her a crooked smile and pulled his mouth to one side and then parted his lips slowly " waise have to say lardki teri timing ke dad dena chahiya , bikul correct time pe aye ,tu kya bolte tu hojaye ?he said with a devilish wink! Naku, smiled, "haan Saab zindagi mein timing bahut crucial hoti hai, jaise ke her cheez ka ek waqat hota hai," she nodded her head "haina Saab?, he looked at from where he stood and caressed his bare chest , his fingers played with his curly jet black chest hairs as he pouted mouth at her amourously, "hummm chaal Naku mera pas ah udher mera bahoon mein , aaand le'ts make time work the way we want it to work! he allured her. Naku , shook her head and looked across to her semi naked god!, and retorted " nahin Saab not the way we want , but the way you want time to work , mujhe apne unworthy actions mein maat shamal karoon"!, he flared his nostrils and pierced her with his eyes, "what bloody my unworthy actions are you talking about you stupid cow!?when you! come unannounced into a bachelor's pad especially when you know he is tired and is likely to take a shower, you bloody barge in here or should I say you sneak in here and wait for me to emerge into my room stark naked! Oops but sorry to disappoint you baaby Dutta nanga panga nehi mila thujhe! He roared ,Naku just covered her mouth with her hands as she shook with suppressed hysterical giggles at his last phrases... oooh Baapa what is he on? ,this great big lovable lump! She smiled, and defended herself ,she had to give him an answer, "dekho Saab, ap he na tu bola the abhi raaste mein ke ap ko mera sharmanna pasand nehi hai , woh kya bole ap na".. ,she paused and scratched her head as Dutta watched her from a distance ready to play games with her, "haaan! that I should be "more forth coming and giving" tu yeh lo main ah gaye ap ke kamre mein, ashnaan kerne ke waqat ..so I can be give you a good look over!" she giggled. Dutta looked at her his eyes narrow like the lion and with sarcasm written over his face "chaal tu phir let me oblige your looks completely... and he looped his thumb under his navel ready to unfurl his towel from his torso..Naku was quick to see and she screamed and ran out of the room like a flash of lightening nearly chanting "Bappa maadat!... Dutta , threw back his head and chuckled...trying to teach me baaby? phela muhjhe se tu kuch seekh le phir jitney marzi meri class lete rehana zindagi bher"!... he smiled as he pulled on this black pathiani shirt and trousers and walked over to his dresser and patted his face with his cologne; brushed back into place his slightly parted hair from his forehead .. looked at himself and said lovingly to himself .."welcome back to Patil Wadi Dutta Bhao..."
Dutta glided down the wooden steps from his room and elegantly walked towards the bar area, with on arm hung by his side and the other folded behind his back, with shining alert eyes, he moved his head around, to check his surroundings, it was obvious that AS and the rest of the family had gone to bed.He walked across the white marble floor towards the nearly merry men at the bar, Bradley reeled around flabbergasted as he beheld Dutta in his black pathiani! "wow, Dutta what a remarkable outfit !very different to ours, I suspected that you too would wear something a bit more flashy like ours," Dutta moved closer to the bar area and looked at Bradley who sat perched on the bar stool, "Bradley I really avoid anything flashy if I can help it , besides this outfit and the colour you can ask anyone around here is true to Dutta a son of this soil," he replied as he tidied the folded up to the elbow sleeves of his shirt, as he looked at Baji "so if had your drinking session now shall we head for bed gentlemen," suggested Dutta seriously. Bradley stood up and confessed, "actually Dutta, Baji is planning to take us to a local night spot, so we were just waiting for you to come, so we could proceed", Dutta raised his eyebrows and pulled his lips down which clearly meant a decline of the invite, but Suds walked up to Dutta and put his arm around the lion's shoulders and said with a toothy smile "challo na Bhao, sab chalte hai Bradley ko bhi PW ke raat ke rangien dekh lena do". Dutta turned his head around to check the flimsy curtains of the bar area, lest she was lurking about...Baji couldn't believe the slyness of Suds how craftily he crawled up to Dutta and invited himself too! Dutta smiled and bowed his head, "common then let's get a move on but make sure this is a flying visit as I want to turn in" ,complained Dutta as he ordered Kaley to get the merc out. Dutta sat in the drivers seat although Baji offered, but Dutta signalled him to sit beside him in the passenger seat. Baji sat next to his Bhao, and every two seconds ,sided his face and checked Dutta's profile, Suds who sat behind with Bradley, stirred "chal Baji ab Bhao ko nazar lagan bund ker"! he poked Baji, who turned around and rested his chin on his arm and hissed "pun Sudarshan Bhao meri nazar tu Baho pe hai , maggar apke nazar tu hum done pe nishanne tune hain, apne nele nele ankoon se" and he cackled and Dutta looked at Baji , "tu kahan jana hai ,? he asked and Suds butt in "haan Bhao isi se poocho ise sab asise jaga ka pata hota hai!, and Baji turned around and retorted," abhi jhoot maat bolo Sudarshan Bhao aakhri baar jab mein wahan gaye tu aap bhi wahan mauj masti ker rehe the" and Suds complained and Dutta braked the car and turned his head around to the back and then to Baji at his side "will you two shut the hell up! Bradley too shook as he heard Dutta's roar in this enclosed space, and met Dutta's narrow eyes in the rear mirror ,"look Bradley I am sorry for these two fellows! by now you must have gathered , that can't see eye to eye , what do they say their personalities clash!,..half joked Dutta as he underplayed the showing each other up session between his family members ,.Bradley was too interested in viewing the sights of PW through Dutta's automobile window to take notice of family bickerings! Dutta pouted his lips and looked sideways at Baji, "ab mau se bak bhi de kahan jana hai? ya roothe hoi biwi bun ke beitha reha ga tu !". Baji replied "Chandni Bar", Dutta nearly braked "what that filthy joint! are you out of your mind? questioned Dutta and, Bradley, interrupted "yes Dutta I wanted a seedy ,shady place, kind of local flavour" Dutta bit his lip and looked out of his car window as he drove with his left hand and Baji noticed his Bhao was calm so he threw in "waise thujhe kaise pata hai ke woh jagga filthy hai bol bol hain? he cackled ,and Dutta turned his head and shot him a frigid look and Baji touched his ear lobes..
They finally arrived at this dubious place , and cheap coloured bulbs lit up the name chandni bar, striped with rows of hanging strings of clear and gold fairy lights.. music blaring with the sound of the booming drums and the jingle of the tambourines...a few customers had their arms around the semi naked shoulders of tarty looking females who looked up instantaneously at the arrivals , especially Bradley who tipped two fingers and uttered "evening ladies!, Dutta sternly bent over Bradley and almost ordered "I'd stay clear of them if I were you" , and he turned to Baji and muttered " iska kahyal rekh Baji "...they entered into the bar a small place with about 10 square tables where punters boozed and pecked at snacks,...all eyes lookedup but lit up at he sight of one! There was a set of stairs that led to the lower section which held the dance floor, a snazzy looking DJ, busily throbbing himself to the booming music; and under flashing disco lights the crowd men and women ..jived ,rocked and shook around to the mix of munni badnam. Sheila ke chambeli ,and ckine chambeli numbers. Baaji went down the stairs first and then Dutta in his black pathiani, Bradley, and Sudarshan... as soon as Dutta got to the bottom of the stairs a whole load of men from the upper quarters came down with their hands folded, greetings of "Dutta Bhao"!rang around him and an extremely embarrassed Dutta stood with raised hands joined together as he nodded in respect to every one of them..Baji's dewy eyed turned to Bradley "see the Major is known as Big brother in his own territory!" ,Bradley who moved with the beat of the music, "yes I noticed that as soon as we entered this place all eyes were on him ,so quite a person he is your Bhao as you call him!". Sudarshan dragged Baji ,Bradley, and he looked at Dutta who stood talking to some middle aged men, by the looks of it they obviously wanted some job taken care of and Dutta placed his hand on one man's shoulder in assurance.. the boozers sat at the bar, and Baji just beginning to be smashed ,asked Bradley, "listen major what are my chances of making it to UK? I mean I have always been his shadow.. so to let him go so far away.. makes me feel uneasy.. so please tell me how can I apply ? tell you what Bradley I have enough capital to open up a chain of Indian fusion bar restaurants ...no seriously Bradley..I'd give anything to accompany Bhao..said Baji emotionally and Suds who sat on the other side of Baji, " tu sun Baji Bhao ka batman bun ke challa ja !he suggested with a toothy smile... Dutta saw the backs of the three idiots, busy drinking away.. he moved closer and heard , Suds ,"now Bradley me too interested in going to UK but not to oversee Bhao but to set up my petrol pumps business .." Dutta put his heavy hand on Suds , shoulder, "hummh so what's going on here with an army personnel..."begging him to arrange for you two jokers to visit UK? you must be joking, they'll take one look at your vacant faces and send you right back to PW, tum duno ne kya Bradely ko UK ka home office samhej reka hai? ju use apne dukh bhari dastan sun rehe ho" he said dryly and then leaned over his elbow at the bar service and ordered " one glass dry white wine please"... Bradley looked at him "come on Dutta !you can have something stiffer than that!..the snazzy Dj lowered the music as Dutta rested his back against the bar service and opened his mouth to sip of his goblet of wine.. "ok tonite we have among us our very own PW ka Dutta Bhao also desh ka Major Dutta Patil! gave him a loud clap and among a crescendo of claps Dutta put his goblet on the bar and headed Bradley and both walked towards the centre of the room and Dutta raised his palm "aur ye hain humare mehman birtania se , jin ke khwahish the ke aaj is bar mein woh thura se waqat guzarien" announced Dutta and Baji whistled and every one clapped as the Dj announced "aur humare beech aaj Mumbai ke raqasa Miss Rangoli apne rang bakherien gi aur ye guna hai Dutta Bhao ke name "tu mera hero"! and Baji, Suds and Bradley jumped on the dance floor as the music began and Dutta began to move off and Baaji pulled him back on the dance floor.. and pointed him out to the gyrating , swaying dancer.. who wriggled her hips and felt Dutta's wide shoulders and sang seductively as he cringed at her every brush against him, as she sang.."subah hone na de, saath khone na de...and she held Dutta's muscular arm."ek doosre ko hum sone na de" she jived and stood in front of him as he turned his face from her and held his stubble face in her palms and sang "tu mera hero oo oo tu mera hero"! and she joined her back to his and sang "tu mera hero"..Dutta freed himself and moved towards the bar to sip his wine as he watched Baji and Bradley drolling and jiving before the dancing girl, Sudarshan much to Dutta's distaste, sang, "tenu main love karda , bemtlab karda ..and he tried to hug the dancer singing "bahoon mein aa soniye ... saadi tha desi hai adaa".. and Bradley followed suit and tried to hug the girl as well and she sang "tu mera hero oo oo", Dutta saw Bradley's face moving towards the dancer and he could see that enough was enough! he gulped his wine and walked authoritatively towards the crowded dance floor where Suds with bent knees and wiggling bottom sang looking at the body throbbing dancer singing "haye mainu tu hot lagdi , lakhkhan tha note lagdi" , Dutta bent and grabbed Suds shoulders and pulled him "chall Sudrshan kafi ho hogaye hai" ,and he raised an eyebrow at Baji and Bradley and commanded "get in the car"!
Dutta drove in silence his right hand folded and caressing his right stubble cheek..bloody boozers ,he thought but gave a crooked smile ,things could have been much worse it's a good thing he went as a chaperon...suddenly Baji sitting next to him fairly drunk lapsed into song "neeche pan ke dukaan upper gori ka mukaan"...and Dutta felt the stubble above his upperlip and ran his fore finger over it gently, and muttered, "hummh abhi ghar phoonch ke meri gori meri khabir le ge" he chuckled. .to be continued Hamlet 53 ..11.5.12..
Precap: "well Dutta I am absolutely delighted that you have reached an affirmative decision" said Parekh.
Dear readers, a few of you know that my FF is exactly a year old today... hence I take this opportunity to offer my thanks to all my readers who have been my inspiration and encourage me to continue on.. it is noteworthy that all though new readers have joined this thread , there is also a certain sadness within me to have lost some readers like ,Suhana, Azhy, and Prncz.. but such is life you win some and lose some..so asking you for your continued love and support. Hammie.
Edited by Hamlet53 - 13 years ago
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