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Mr. Tensquealker's entry was being opposed by some chamchas- NO?
Did he join after that?

Originally posted by: znursingh

TO BIJJNAIS NOW=There are many riding the money brand wagon now,NAMELY:-

1) Perhaps Mr TenSquealkar will endorse the lal kacchas?He endorses EVERYTHING else,NO?
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i contacted him but he said,"boost is the secret of my energy"...and excess of energy is bad for our kachchhas' health MDji Mr.rukruk ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...first he went on whistling- nauratn ka asar,..i somehow managed to talk but he thinks that he won't look fair n handsome wearing our kachchhas:(


WOW...but ye hai kya?

VERRY RISKY!
what if he wears 1 kachchha, stuffs the rest in a BIP bag and runs away saying 'guglu brand kachchha bhagte hue aur bhi achchha lagta hai'?hamara toh ghata ho jaega MDji

🤣husband se kya dushmani hai?

after 14hrs of serious thinking...
1. Bimbo kapoor
2. Bachchan sahab
and if no 1 agrees, then our won n wonly radish bandhu- sasta bhi, achchha bhi.

Edited by guglu-baby - 13 years ago

Originally posted by: guglu-baby

Mr. Tensquealker's entry was being opposed by some chamchas- NO?
Did he join after that?
JI yes he entered the august house holding has been house breaker Umki jaan's sari palla!

i contacted him but he said,"boost is the secret of my energy"...and excess of energy is bad for our kachchhas' health MDji
OYE JI he asked for a red ferrari ki savari as fees to match the red chaddis-HE is OFF my caddi-buddi list forever!
Mr.rukruk ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...first he went on whistling- nauratn ka asar,..i somehow managed to talk but he thinks that he won't look fair n handsome wearing our kachchhas:(
Offer him pork chops +ONE week off from GAWAURI Ma'am-he will endorse-El Cheapo!

Bariton Bachhan (Seeing his skinny legs & sagging bottom MAY pull in the Geriatric brigade?!)

WOW...but ye hai kya?
HAAAW! Aap kal ke Dinanath ko nahin pehchante? Haad di vi vaad hogayi etthey!

4) JohnSteroid HimbraHAM preening & cooing-.Menz Skin whitening cream will make YOU in the red chadis stand out in happy contrast)

VERRY RISKY!
NOWT REALLY! Steroids will undo all tall claims!
what if he wears 1 kachchha, stuffs the rest in a BIP bag and runs away saying 'guglu brand kachchha bhagte hue aur bhi achchha lagta hai'?hamara toh ghata ho jaega MDji
His BIP bag has been permanently zipped by the ditzy damsel Basu herself-who is currently running in the opposite batti lit road! VERY less risk unless HAmbo's fiancee is awlso an under cover cross dresser? You are KNOWING her Victorian secrets...HOW?!

5) Bimbo kapoor saying soulfully into the camera-After having children your life really changes-your skin dries up & hubby switches to Red Kachhas"-Heart warming stuff that ads are made of,no?

🤣husband se kya dushmani hai?
NONONONO! No dushmani-my towtal sympathies to him for his terminal case of atrocious taste in women!
SO who to approach FIRST,please guide!

after 14hrs of serious thinking...
1. Bimbo kapoor
2. Bachchan sahab
and if no 1 agrees, then our won n wonly radish bandhu- sasta bhi, achchha bhi.


AS you order,so it shall be!
May I take Mittimaiya to translate less-IQ-babble-speak,when I am going to meet Bimbo K? Them too can have a meeting of souls while I can have an intelligent children of BK,PLEASE to say YESSS!
Have already approached UmerseuskiJaan to put in a good word for our product to BBji!

Signing off now-Off to do the impossible-WITH a pepsodent smile!!

Originally posted by: znursingh

Mr. Tensquealker's entry was being opposed by some chamchas- NO?
Did he join after that?
JI yes he entered the august house holding has been house breaker Umki jaan's sari palla!

lolz...THANKOOji

HAAAW!Aap kal ke Dinanath ko nahin pehchante? Haad di vi vaad hogayi etthey!

dinanath ji ko hum kaise bhool sakte hain? He is my computer teacher..;p

His BIP bag has been permanently zipped by the ditzy damsel Basu herself-who is currently running in the opposite batti lit road! VERY less risk unless HAmbo's fiancee is awlso an under cover cross dresser? You are KNOWING her Victorian secrets...HOW?!

WHAT? WHEN?? WHERE???

Bimbo kapoor saying soulfully into the camera-After having children your life really changes-your skin dries up & hubby switches to Red Kachhas"-Heart warming stuff that ads are made of,no?
🤣husband se kya dushmani hai?
NONONONO! No dushmani-my towtal sympathies to him for his terminal case of atrocious taste in women!

🤣

AS you order,so it shall be!
May I take Mittimaiya to translate less-IQ-babble-speak,when I am going to meet Bimbo K? Them too can have a meeting of souls while I can have an intelligent children of BK,PLEASE to say YESSS!

a big YESSS!

* How you like my bureaucratic Engleesh langwage? Peractice is making purrfect,NO?

i'm loving it!

Edited by guglu-baby - 13 years ago

kya sochkar GSC open kiya tha...ki guglu will again maaro some faltu joke?

for your kind information, GB is VERY SERIOUS today.

I went to the nearby temple( where zem had chadhaoed 101 laddoos) and meditated in orangutan-aasan for 1 hr...

and due to some reason, mere ke andar ka poet jaag gaya..☺️.😳

WARNING:

1. read at your own risk!

2. only fresh tomatoes and andaas allowed.

AAJ!!

yeh jo baadal hain... khushi ke, chhat jaen ye kab...
inka kya bharosa
Aj inki chhaon mein, tu jee le do pal,
Aj inki bahon mein tu so le bekal,
Kuchh rooth ja, kuchh manaa;
kuchh ro le, kuchh hansaa...
Jo kho jaen unko bisaar jaa,
jo mil jaen, apna le unhe... apni baahen faila,
waqt badlega, halat badlenge,
hawa pani aur din raat badlenge;
badal jaengi teri manzilein ae dil-
tu kyun rotaa hai ye sochkar,
aaj toh muskura...
khulega jab kal ka darwaza,
aur aaj ko tu sirf khidki se dekh paega...
teri waqt se kuchh is qadar tangdili hogi,
tu ro sake aaj ko yaaad kar,
shayad ye mauka bhi tujhe na mil paega...
aaj hogi bahaar teri duniya magar,
bahaar ke raste hi aate hain patjhad;
isliye tu meri sun...
tu hans, tu gaa,
tu jhoom ja har baat par,
tu naach le har taal par...
ae dil-e-humsafar,
na kar tu duniya ki fikar,
kyunki-
duniya jaanti hai ki 'pagal' aesi hi harkaten karte hain!!😆