GUGLU SHOPPING CENTER![new product on pg-25] - Page 19

Originally posted by: guglu-baby

kalyug- D most kamchor employee asking about others!
Well, FYI GB n others r busy reading those facebook comments...
N u won't get any new product till monday...GB has to go smwhr tmrw.

hihihiihshahhahaha
thankuu jiii

and have a good day tomorrow

Waitin fr monday :D :D :D

nitya ji, where are you? i'm waiting for the pics!

please, pm me soon...otherwise MDji and nirvanlove ji will invade GBSC with their requests, orders, threats..etc!

PUSH-KAR KIT

contents:
1 pair of roller skates
100 marbles
10 kg raagi

HOW TO USE:
#ROLLER SKATES tie skates on pushkar's feet- take him on top of a hill- give a SLIGHT push.
#MARBLES dress pushkar in bright red suit- take him in front of a mad bull and give a SLIGHT push- when bull charges at pushkar 'lovingly' and he runs for his life, throw the marbles in his way.
#RAAGI snatch pushkar's chappals/jootas- spread raagi on the way- push him on raagi-covered road.

(raagi seeds are VERY slippery- personal experience)

PUSH-KAR KIT*

jab aap pushkar se dukhi hon, to raagi-mode...jab bahut dukhi hon to marble-mode...aur jab bahut bahut zyada dukhi hon, toh roller-skates- mode pe push karo...
PUSH KARO, KHUSH RAHO!

*for better results, use BR-USHKAR GLUE along with this kit so that pushkar may not express his happiness on receiving this treatment.

Please I would like to place order for this push-kar kit...this guy is damn irritating..just wanna get rid of him!

Thanks reea...your order has been taken...we are loading the goods on our kabootar's back...it's ready to take off... would u like a pack of brushkar glue as well?

@nirvanlove+@OMG1nitya: where are both of you?
Don't even think of running away from GSC...else GB shall haunt u!

Originally posted by: guglu-baby

Thanks reea...your order has been taken...we are loading the goods on our kabootar's back...it's ready to take off... would u like a pack of brushkar glue as well?

yes do send me a pack of brushkar glue as well if it helps to get rid of PUSHKAR!
If this product is effective I will order more of it to get rid of another irritating, 🤡 character of Uttaran 😉

Originally posted by: manjareea

yes do send me a pack of brushkar glue as well if it helps to get rid of PUSHKAR!
If this product is effective I will order more of it to get rid of another irritating, 🤡 character of Uttaran 😉

Ji MD reporting a little late (was stranded in the Ether world) but ready for acshun ji!
Honored customerji-The GBSC helup lane wishes to inform you in conphidence (all the following in stage whispers!) that the above product works even better for evading all manner of birds,insects and also effective to send off clowns to nearest circus-or the parliament(whichever is nearest!)
Thank you for your kind patronage of our outta the world produces!!

Originally posted by: znursingh

Ji MD reporting a little late (was stranded in the Ether world) but ready for acshun ji!
Honored customerji-The GBSC helup lane wishes to inform you in conphidence (all the following in stage whispers!) that the above product works even better for evading all manner of birds,insects and also effective to send off clowns to nearest circus-or the parliament(whichever is nearest!)
Thank you for your kind patronage of our outta the world produces!!

WHAT AN IDEA MADAMJI 🤣
I will use the PUSH-KAR kit to push Mittima to the nearest circus available 😃clown suits in circus only 😆
and late reporting chalta hai...when product is so much effective then wait is worth for!