Gifts for KS members

Here is a list of gifts that I would give to the members of Kasam Se

Jai: another brain- maybe that way he could think a little faster and make decisions quickly. I'm hoping it would cut his thinking time to half- from a 100 million years to 50 million hopefully!

Bani: some extra pairs of feet- so she could use them to stand up for herself. I was gona gift her vioce but I think we'll hearing her roar pretty soon so don't have to worry about that.

Rano: some contact lens, as suggested by MT. She could use a lot

Pia: I would gift her " the idiot's guide to minding your own business" maybe that way she will stay out of other people's lives and focus on hers.

Rashi: you guessed it- Viagra and lottts of it. Also since im so generous, I would give her Bani's notes on "how to seduce your man and become pregenant" with personal advice from the queen herself. It's guaranteed success, rashi you can't lose.

Ranveer: The swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated magazine. Hey Ranveer- here's a buncha new devi's for you to look at and admire.

Jigaysa: An extra long roll of scotch tape. Infact, I would do the honors and tape her mouth shut. Also since I'm feeling wayy too generous, I would take that big scheming brain of hers and give to jai, maybe he could use it to scheme something to get closser to bani. Oh and Jigs- trust me, it's a gift, you're gona wana wish someone had taken ur brain away a long time ago.

Well guys that's all i have. If you have gifts for our parivaar, please feel free to add to the gift basket.

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really perfect gifts!

😆 😆 😆 Rashi and Ranveer really need your gifs yaar! Yeh Ranveer to overdose se marega! No one can save him now! You all are hell bent upon giving him V!!and in large quantities too! 😆 😆

😆 i'd like to help in taping jigyasa's mouth shut 😆 😆

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u guis r soooo hilarious

u forgot cobra roshni, pushkar, Sahil & Aditya

Roshni - how about shaving her bald or then maybe gifting her some hairclips/hairband so that she stops flicking her hair locks even when not required.

Pia - a book on manners one of which is "how u need to knock before entering somebodys room and just blasting ur loud mouth off" and another book titled "jai walia's world does not revolve only around u".

Pushkar - a transfer to timbuktoo so that he can take his wife alongwith him and get her to stop meddling in her di's business & also a hindi dictionary which indicates to him that he does not have to refer to his work as "job" while speaking in hindi making it sound so vernie, they call it naukri or kaam too.

Saahil - a backbone so that he can stand up for his wife in the future against his mother and brother and act like a man rather than a tommy boy when his mother barks at him for just about everything.

Aditya - a leash and a whip to use on jiggy to keep her under control especially since he gave his word to bani that rano will lead a happy life in the walia mansion.

for jai - i would add on a stock of u know what C****** so that in the future when he decides on going ahead with another kissology session with either bani or someone else he uses it to save the poor lass the burden of his ghalti later on and also to save him the trouble of feeling guilty for this ghalti of his.

Also a diary or blackberry for him to note down his thoughts/feelings for the day with regard to his wife, atleast that way he would be able to keep up with what he felt about her just a few hours back or then yesterday. Considering he is 40+ and the park road ka lightining striking him so many times, the poor guy is suffering from acute memory loss, keeping a diary would really help.

Bani - mahashakti to pounce on Jai (like she had pounced on cobra ranvijay) and tell him that joh hua 19th June ki raat ko 'WOH ANDAR KI BAAT HAIN' u do not need to go around giving details or justifying it to ur ex gf's unless ofcourse u want to rub it in as to what they have missed out on or are planning on starting kissology classes for the female masses in general knowing how good u are at it.

Ektaa mayi - a guide on how not to screw up KS like she has done with her other K serials and how to keep it different like she has proclaimed she would.


KS forum members - lot of happiness, prosperity in whatever we do and the spirit to continue to keep this forum as lively as it has been from its inception.

no more gifts from anyone else................. itna kanjoos forum toh nahin hai yeh

Haila!!😆😆...love your gifts guys!!...here's one of my own:

for Pia, Sanyasi and Jigs: video of 19th June...

Maybe then they'll realise how Bani got pregnant!

Gift for Tony: A new pair of BLACK gloves... Else poor guy unnecessarily becomes a suspect 😆 😆