Hello my darlings,
Here's me back again… with a short and sweet intake…
Scene: 1
Mujhe neend naa aaye, Khushi ka guilt trip sataye…
ASR:
Khushi painted saintly picture…
Gave my ego additional booster…
Now I'll have to perform well…
Or my reputation will surely fail…
Switch off the AC, let's hold hand…
Just stare at her and control my gland…
Fandom: *Swoon…swoon…* Held her hand and stared at her face… ☺️
Me: That's what he has been doing since opening the race… 😕
Khushi:
I have beauty, I have brain…
Looks like everything going down the drain…
Tried sexy, tried fun…
He is still not performing, pardon the pun…
Here's my hubby holding hand,
Even middle school has hotter gland…
He is sweaty, he is hot…
I'd lick him if he doesn't freak out…
Last time I tried my moves on him,
He lied like the lamest corpse I have ever seen…
Construction Critics: You can't have libido as per SP bahu tradition… 😡
Me: That's what creating all these tensions… 😡
Scene: 2
Khushi Bond: Bas naam hi kaafi hain…
Khushi:
ASR gave me smouldering look
I read in a romantic book…
When hot hero glances at sexy girl's rack…
The girl shortly ends up on her back…
Okay so may be that book might have been some erotica of sort…
But how's a girl supposed to get her lot?
If I keep waiting for my hubby to make the first act,
I will be dead with my virginity intact…
Let's look into his diary and invade his space…
He should have left it in the most obvious place…
AR 36 with crossed out K…
He is surely gonna make me pay…
Tapkao me shortly and marry again…
Kundli must be at fault again…
I am horny, he is pure…
A mismatched pair that's for sure…
Let's found out what is wrong…
But for messed up audience, here's Spoofy's song…
Me:
Why I have to endure all these craps…
Do the deed already before my patience snaps… 😡
But meanwhile listen to the song I have for you…
Because looks like, the CVs are gonna drag the MU…
To be sang to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMmX9G8JP38
Do the deed 'cause you are pissing me off…
By trying to make me smile…
IPK, I think about you every day now…
Was a time when I was so sure,
That you are gonna do the deed…
But you gave that golden opportunity a miss too…
CVs said take it slow... it will work out just fine…
All we need just a little patience…
But I say, I don't want to watch the deed when I'm ninety nine…
You are surely draining my patience…
Patience…. Oohhh yeh ah…
Cricket
