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(thanks bluetaj for the inspiration)
girl - sir, how can i help you
ASR - err, ummm, well, I am looking for errr...
girl - lingerie? panties or bra?
ASR - errr, umm, both
girl - do you know her size
ASR - perfect
girl, smiling - i am sure she is perfect, but do you know her size number
ASR - errr, ummm...No.
girl - about my size?
ASR, stunned looks at the girls chest and averts his eyes - I dont know..
girl - well, how tall is she and is she very thin?
ASR - yes, she is tall, about 5'7 and thin but she got enough, you know, mmm
girl - boobs? sure, she must be 32 C
ASR - Whats that?
girl - her bra size?
ASR - oh!
girl - and her bottom?
ASR looks around and points at a girl - about that big
girl - nice, ok. do you have any style in mind?
ASR - Ah! Uh! whatever comes off easy
girl - well, we have many styles that come off easy and many that dont need to come off at all
ASR - what??
girl - here, let me show you.
a few hours later, ASR walks out of the store empty handed, whistling, and smiling.
another girl - so he spent 3 hours and bought nothing???
girl - no, he couldn't decide so he bought the entire store!!! 😲
===MentalExotica Continues where Serialjunkie left=================
Zabardast Twist haan 😆
girl - sir, how can i help you
ASR - err, ummm, well, I am looking for errr...
girl - lingerie? panties or bra?
ASR - errr, umm, both
girl - do you know her size
ASR - perfect
girl, smiling - i am sure she is perfect, but do you know her size number
ASR - errr, ummm...No.
girl - about my size?
ASR, stunned looks at the girls chest and averts his eyes - I dont know..
girl - well, how tall is she and is she very thin?
ASR - yes, she is tall, about 5'7 and thin but she got enough, you know, mmm
girl - boobs? sure, she must be 32 C
ASR - Whats that?
girl - her bra size?
ASR - oh!
girl - and her bottom?
ASR looks around and points at a girl - about that big
girl - nice, ok. do you have any style in mind?
ASR - Ah! Uh! whatever comes off easy
girl - well, we have many styles that come off easy and many that dont need to come off at all
ASR - what??
girl - here, let me show you.
a few hours later, ASR walks out of the store empty handed, whistling, and smiling.
another girl - so he spent 3 hours and bought nothing???
girl - no, he couldn't decide so he bought the entire store!!! 😲
===MentalExotica Continues where Serialjunkie left=================
Zabardast Twist haan 😆
This is intense, THE LINGERIE GIFTING - awkwarddd
(PS: sorry i think my script comes out better in hindi)
ASR (whispers) - Khushi
Khushi (lets out a gasp) - Arnavji AAP
ASR - Haan main, tum itna darr kyon rahi ho? tum yeh humesha peeche kyon jaati ho?
Khushi - kyonki aap humesha mere assets ko ghoorte hai
ASR - assets ko? WHAT THE..
Khusi - haan meri aankhien
ASR - really??? tum kabhi samajh hi nahi paogee, mumbles (dialogues unclear) ... agar mujhe ghoorne ka itna shauk hota na toh...
Khushi - toh toh kya? Mister Arnav Singh Raizada hum sab jaante hai, ab aap humien 'get out' bolenge.
(turns around and is about to storm out)
ASR-Khushi wait , you can't walk away when i am talking to you, kitni baar kaha hai maine
(grabs arm)
Khushi - chodiye humien, humien dard ho raha hai
ASR - dard toh mujhe ho raha tha jab uss ladki ne mujhse tumhara size pucha aur as usual mere paas What The ke alaava kuch nahi tha
Khushi - SIZE??
ASR - haan yeh lo lingerie - tumhare liye
Khushi - kyaaa? ling - err - ee ????
ASR- Khushi dammit tumhe kya faraq padta hai, try it all ON NOW
Khushi - everything together
ASR - Dont test my patience Khushi
Khushi giggles and rushes to the bathroom with her gifts
CENSORED
and they both eat golgappas in thier chaddies and live happily ever after
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