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Hi guys,
We had a really gloomy episode today!!(atleast thats what I thought😕. We hardly had Sinal for about 5 mins of total screen time!! I was bored and not really inspired to write something in a poetic genre hence I thought of doing something light and funny!!😉 I have just come up with some funny dialogues for the Chopra's just to bring some entertaintment😛 (sorry guys..I was really bored after today's episode..plus I cant keep my dark sense of humour out of anything these days😆. everybody is welcome to join in..your comments, suggestions spamming...bring it on!!
the following dialogues are the thoughts of these characters only ..any resemblance to anything living or dead is a mere coincidence😆 (Its something like parichay inke mann ki aawaz se!!).
we will start with the man of the family(technically it should be Raj...but I meant Kunal here)😳
Kunal Chopra- Huh!! (yeh toh mera taqiyaa kalam hai😆) yeh Siddhi bhi naa ..har ek baat isko bolke bataani padti hai,,maine uske liye kya kya nahin kiya..Thakral se lada, Richa ko dhamkaaya jungle mein goondon se ladaa(wait a minute...really❓😲..par kab...rather you were running away from them😆), mann hi mann itne gaane gaaye par meri mann ki awaaz sabko sunaayi deti hai..siway meri apni biwi ke..khair abb kya...dil aaya gadhi pe toh pari kya cheez hai..(please mujhe chappal mat maarna yeh sirf ek muhhavraa hai😆)
Tagline- Zamaana toh hai naukar biwi kaa!!
Siddhi Chopra-aakdu kahin ke...maine inke liye kya kya nahin kiya...(haan, bahut kuch kiya maate, buss jo karnaa tha wahi nahin kiyaa😆) inka case lada(sacchi case tumne lada toh firr rohit ne kya kiyaa😕..hamein laga case aapne aap hi solve ho gaya😉) itne hints diye inko..magar yeh hai ki aakdu bane baithe rahe..aakad mujhe bhi dikhaani aati hai...misunderstandings toh hamaare puree khandaan ko bahut acchi lagti hai..khair abb hamaare beech sab thik ho gaya hai..fir bhi mein inse door bhagtii rahungi..😡 samajhte kya hai yeh..
Tagline- pehle meraa tagline thaa mein chup rahungi!! abb mein Mr. India ke Sridevi ki tarah keh sakti hoon...I Love you!!!!👏
Raj Chopra- Meri zindagi ki uljhan batau kaise...har koi mujhe hi aakar sunaakar jaata hai!! mere bacche toh bacche bacchon ki maa subhaan allah..😡. Yeh Veena ko meri biwi banaaya hai...par mera kuch bhi udhaar nahin ho rahaa hai..kab yeh appna paagalpan chodegi aur mujhe ek normal biwi milegi😕.
Tagline- baaki sab toh saapne hote hai...buss apne hi apne hote hain..😆 oh..I meant 😭😭.
Seema Chopra-hayee..mein eklauti hoon iss ghar mein joh sab kaa thekaa lekar baithi hoon..yeh Kunal bhaiya aur Siddhi ki problem khatam toh hui..abb mein aaram se apni married life pe concentrate kar sakti hoon...(its too late Seema..abb jo hoga woh teraa hi hogaa😭). yeh Gaurav kahin bahar jaakar affair karne laga toh poor me will have nobody to blame for!!🤢. iss jhamele mein mai aapne bacchon par bhi toh concentrate nahin kar rahi hoon..woh Ishaani kabse school picnic mein gayi hai aur mein yahan baisakhi mana rahi hoon...😲
Tagline-Yeh meraa yeh teraa ghar ..hamari chaahaton ka ghar...🤢
Gaurav Chopra- Abb toh mein thak gaya hoon inn sab se...already itnaa kharchaa ho gaya hai..Siddhi ka accident, bhaiyaa ka court case..(uss chapari vakil ko kuch dena toh padega hi bhale hi woh sirf pasinaa paunchte baitha thaa😡) abb toh Bhaiyaa aur bhaabhi ke paas job bhi nahin hai...aue abb yeh ghar mein paneer kaise aayega😆..lagtaa hai mujhe bahaar chakkar chalana hi padega!!
Tagline-Mein aisa kyon hoon mein aisaa kyon hoon
Veena Chopra- Meraa Anand aayegaa zaroor aayega(haan haan auntyji zarror aayega aapko pata hain naa, Karan Arjun mein Rakhi aunty nekuch aisaa hi kaha thaa😉, usek Karan Arjun aaye toh aapke Aanand toh zarror aayega!!)
Tagline- aayega aayega aayega aane waala..(sorry I have to use Fari's song here I couldnt agree more, the song is perfect for her..😆😆)
Shilpa and Pinkoo😳- arrey koi hum par bhi oth concentrate karo..kabse sagaii ho gayi hain ...hamaari bhi toh shaadi karvaaoo..mein aur Pinkoo abb intezaar karte karte thak gaye hain thak gaye hain!!😭
Tagline-Mein kunwaara kab tak baithoo band mera bajwaoo...meri shaadi karvaaoo
Kapil-yeh...mere kaan...mujhe check karvaane chaahiye...Siddhi aur Kunal ke divorce ki baat court mein bhi toh hui thi...firrr...mujhe kyun sunaayi nahin di..😕. waise aaj kal mein dadagiri karnaa sikh gaya hoon..kisis ko bhi dhamkaa saktaa hoon..sab darte hain mujhse..hehehehahahah😆😆
Tagline- Hum bhi hain hosh mein baate kar josh mein
Raveena- Meri zindagi ki toh dohri uljhaan...kiski patni banoon...kaan ki kacchi toh mein thi hi...abb akkal ki bhi aandhi ho gayi hoon...abb mein kya karu..Rohit mere liye all the way Mumbai se Ujjain aaya hai..mein usko kaise manaa karu😡. Mein toh chorni hi acchi thi...yeh patni banna mere buss ki baat nahin😭
Tagline- Kisko pyaar karu..kaise pyaar karu..yeh bhi hai woh bhi hai ..hayeee
Vikram- Arrey...mujhe apni raveena pe puraa bharosa thaa...magar misunderstandings kaa toh zamaana hai..toh mujhe ho jaaye usmein kyaa badi baat hain... woh kaminaa Rohit mere pyaar ke muqaable mein kuch nahin kar sakta...woh mujhe idiot bolte rehta hai, khudd toh awwall darje ka bewakoof hain😡.
Tagline- Meri kismat mein tu nahin shaayad mein tera intezaar kartaa hoon..
uff...sorry guys..I know its a long post...I think I have flushed all my frustrations...in this post!! its all in fun and humour. My intentions are not to hurt anybody's thoughts or interests!!
do add more to it if you wish..I have left the Thakrals..as my brain is temporarily switched off to their thoughts😆😆..lucky me!!
Enjoy
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