AGOTW: Guess the Movie (Awards pg. 8) - Page 6

Deshmukh sir: Main sirf isli aaya hoon kyun ki tumne bulaya Shreya.

Shreya: Sir aap aaye mere liye itna hi kafi hai.

Mohit: Aur hum aaye uska kya?

Shreya: Arre Mohit, tum toh mera pehla pyaar ho. Tumhe kaise bhool sakti hoon?

Salman: Toh phir main kaun hoon?

Shreya: Arre baap re. Meri toh waat lagne wali hain.

Dilnaaz: Waat lagne wali hai. Matlab?

Ayush: Dil, Dil, Dil. Waat lagne wali hai, matlab dono Mohit aur Salman bhai, Shreya ko phad ke rakhne wale hain.

Shreya (dryly): Thanks Ayush. Kitna acha explain kiya.

Uttara: Guys can we move on? Yeh heat mere skin ke liye achi nahi hai.

Hameer: Uttara tum toh aaise bhi bahut khoobsurat ho.

Shreya (groaning): God help me.

Mohit: God nahi, Mohit help you.

Salman: Actually nahi. Salman help you.

Shreya (louder): God help me!!!

Deshmukh sir: Main jaon kya?

Shreya: Arre nahi boss. Chalo aage bharte hain. Aaj hain Guess the Movies ki award function.

Mohit: Ki nahi. Aaj hain Guess the Movies ka award function.

Salman: Ki.

Mohit: Ka.

Salman: Ki.

Mohit: Ka.

Shreya (interrupting): Boys, boys, boys. Calm down. It doesn't matter. Log samjh gaye. Haan toh main kahan thi…

Deshmukh sir: Bas tumne yeh bataya tha ke aaj awards ceremony hain.

Shreya: Right. Toh aaj awards ceremony hain. Isli aaj Deshmukh sir ek award denge winner ko aur doosra award (looks around)…yeh sab denge (pointing at the 5 Khotey Sikkey).

Salman: Aur main?

Shreya: Tum mere saath hosting karo.

Salman: Tum toh bhool gaye the ke main bhi hoon.

Hameer: Arre aap toh bin bulaye mehman hain.

Uttara (punches Hameer): Salman bhai is allowed yaar.

Ayush: Tumne Hameer ko maara kyun?

Dilnaaz: Ayush you idiot. Because Uttara loves Hameer, aur pyaar main yeh allowed hain.

Shreya (cutting everyone off): Toh aaj ka pehla award hai for the Runner-up.

Mohit: Iss baar kyo Gautam yah Abhigyan awards nahi karoge?

Shreya: Well main Most Mistakes award lane wali thi lekin I don't think either of the two would want that award on their name.

Salman: Aur Most Correct Answers award?

Shreya: Woh toh almost saare logon ka kabhi naa kabhi tha.

Salman: Lekin mere naam wala award kahan hain?

Shreya: Arre yeh sirf Shapath awards hain. Agar yeh mere heroes ke awards hote toh aap ka naam sab se pehle hota.

Mohit: Aur mera?

Deshmukh sir (interrupting): Toh iss baar kitne logon ne participate kiya?

Shreya: Iss baar hamare 7 participants the. Kuch pure time the. Kuch aate the aur jaate the. Aur kuch ne late join kiya.

Salman: Toh aaj ka pehla award hai runner-up award.

Ayush: Ek minute. Ek minute. Ek minute. Kya hum log yahan pe sirf award dene aaye hain? Kuch bol nahi sakte?

Dilnaaz: Ayush tum ek fool ho. Shreya ne kya kaha tha? Ke hum log award denge. Toh obviously hum log award dene aaye hain.

Hameer: Guys let her finish.

Shreya: Toh aaj ka pehla award hai runner-up award.

Salman: Aur yeh award kis ko jayega?

Shreya: Yeh award jata hai usse jisne second most points score kiye.

Salman: Aur woh kaun hai?

Mohit (interrupting): Pehle sab ke points toh bata do.

Shreya: Nahi yaar. Agar aisa kiya toh logon ko bura lagega.

Salman: Sahi kaha. Aisa nahi karna kabhi bhi bina sab se pooche.

Shreya: Aura b bahut deer ho chuki hai sab se poochne ke liye.

Deshmukh sir: Toh phir batao. Ke runner-up kaun hai.

Shreya: Runner-up hai…actually ek nahi…do hain. Ek hain Soniya (Soniya…Shapath) aur doosri hai Preets (preetha_6). Congratulations to both of you!!! Main janti hoon ke Preets abhi yahan pe nahi hai, lekin jab bhi woh wapas aayegi.

Hameer and Uttara step forward: Soniya yeh award hamari taraf se.

Ayush and Dilnaaz step forward: Preets yeh award hamari taraf se.

Shreya: Thank you guys for coming out to this award ceremony. Aap log wahan pe bhat sakte hain ab.

Mohit: Aur main?

Shreya (shy): Tum…woh main ek sentence main nahi keh sakti.

Salman (clearing his throat): Aage bhare?

Shreya: Agla award hai winner ke liye.

Deshmukh sir: Aur woh kaun hai?

Shreya: Woh obvious hona chahiye…iss insaan ne sirf 3 yah 4 movies ko incorrectly guess kiya yah kiya hi nahi.

Salman: Let me guess.

Mohit: No first me.

Ayush (jumping up): Woh main hoon.

Dilnaaz (pulling him down): Shut up.

Deshmukh sir: Pehle sab ke naam batao.

Shreya: Jaz, Bipin, Preets, Sehr, Soniya, Nidhi, yah Misbah.

Salman: Obviously Preets aur Soniya toh ho nahi sakte.

Mohit: Main janta hoon ke Nidhi ne sirf ek baar jawab diye the. Toh woh bhi nahi hai.

Salman: Misbah ne late join kiya tha.

Deshmukh sir: Jitne wala Bipin hai.

Shreya: Final answer?

Deshmukh sir: Haan.

Shreya: Sahi kaha sir. Jitne wala hai Bipin (Bipin2012)!!!

Deshmukh sir: Yeh raha tumhara prize Bipin.

Shreya: Thank you sir aap aaye. Bahut acha laga.

Deshmukh sir: Mujhe bhi acha laga aa kar. Ab main jata hoon.

Shreya: Mohit and Salman. Thank you. (hugs both of them)

Ayush: Arre hum toh heroes hain. Thank you kyun.

Everyone: Hum sab heroes hain. Tum nahi ho Ayush.

Ayush: Abey yeh toh sab ko pata chal gaya.

Everyone laughs.

Shreya: Toh huye khatam ek aur amazing awards. Aur milenge agle game main. Tab tak enjoy life!