Part 2 - Are you smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Smriti

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Visit here to read Part 1 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2909232/are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader

5G - Daddy, can you tell me another story of Khushi Aunty and Arnav Uncle.

CV (thinking) - ok, let me tell you another story

The story

Khushi Aunty(KA) and Arnav Uncle(AU) are driving back home.
Arnav Uncle stops for a bottle of water.

KA - Drrr, Drrr, Drrr, Beep Beep Drrr, Drrr, Drrr

Police - What are you doing?

KA - See I am driving, Drrr, Beep Beep Beep

Police - Show me your license

KA - Here he comes

Police - who?

KA - My license

Police - He is not your license, he is a man

KA - Arnavji, please tell him, you are my license

Arnav Uncle(AU) - Mmm

KA - Say it, you can do it. See, like this, shake your head

AU - Mmm

Police - He is dumb, you are dumber and I am dumbest talking to you

KA - Arnavji, I am sorry, I will stand in the corner

AU - Mmm

Doctor - He is allergic to something new in his room. Any idea what that could be?

Mami - yes, Khushi

Nani - Shut up Mona, baby, drink this medicine

AU - Mmm

Nani - Shall I call mommy?

AU - Mmm mmm

KA - Are you ok now?

AU - Mmm

KA - No? BOOO

AU - WHAT THE HELL

KA - Yaayyy, you can talk now!

Mamaji - What other Bollywood quick-fixes do you know, khushi?

KA - Wheelchair bound? No problem, shock them with murder weapons and see them walk

Mamaji - did you try it on your dad yet?

KA - I did, but he has another show to work on, so its not working.

Mamaji - you are a genius, tell us more.

KA - Always have a family song, when you lose your family, you can sing the song randomly on the streets to locate your brothers and sisters.

Mamaji - Nice, Yaadon Ki Baraath Nikli hai Aaj. Nice.

KA - Have your kids tattooed with same logos. Makes it easy to identify your family after 20 years.

Mamaji - good idea, all the Raizada men except Shyam have the same tattoo on their butts.

KA - Really, Arnavji can I see?

AU - SHUT UP!!

Shyam - I better have pepper spray ready, if she ever tries a bollywood stunt on me. She is crazy and I am crazy for falling in love with her.

AU - SHUT UP!! You are crazy

KA - You meanie

AU - I won the game.

KA pouts.

Moral of the story - Bollywood calls when bad luck befalls.

5G (Crying) - Arnav Uncle was mean again.

CV - Shh shh shh, You know she will get even on Monday

5G - But Daddy, they are both fighting. I don't like fighting. Arnav uncle should say sorry

CV - He will darling, he will

5G - When?

CV - When this story has bored the hell out of every adult

5G - you mean this story is boring? No way, I looove it

CV - I know sweetie, that's why I write it.

5G - I love you daddy

CV - love you moppet.

CV (thinking) - Glad, I am in touch with my inner child.

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago

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sbk2

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Smriti Dear...

That was a hilarious version of the stupid episode today.

Loved it (your post I mean)...

So this is the trust building track between Arhi? Hmmm...strange...I don't see even a smidgeon of it as yet...all I see is a silly child-like Khushi and ego personified as ASR...

I fail to see what this week's episodes accomplished?

Oh wait...I know! We get to read your funny posts...at least some good comes out of these crappy episodes...

Thanks Smriti...I had a good laugh. 🤗

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Operaqueen

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Hilarious as usual! I must admit today's episode was tad bit better than yesterday. I am yet to recover from the juvenile attempt of the CVs yesterday . Seems like my expectations are getting lower!

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