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A hypothetical conversation between a CV and his 5th grader kid
5th grader (5G) – Daddy, Why is Arnav Uncle so mean to Khushi aunty?
CV – Really Sweetheart? That is not true, Arnav Uncle loves Khushi Aunty
5G – Can you make Khushi Aunty mean to Arnav Uncle?
CVs – Ok, lie down in your bed and let me tell you a story.
5G – A story? Yaay…
The story
Once there were two brothers, they decided to run a business
Brother1 – Repeat after me. We are Sanghvi brothers
Brother 2 – No you idiot, we are Sethi brothers
Brother 1 – who are we meeting?
Brother 2 – The Stupid Brothers
Brother 1 – Do you have the fraud papers?
Brother 2 – Why are you whispering?
Brother1 – Because I DON'T see a fuchsia pink pretty girl eavesdropping on us.
Brother2 – Good, Say it loud
Brother 1 - DO YOU HAVE THE FRAUD PAPERS?
Brother 2 – I DO
Brother 1 – LETS GO
Brother 2 – YES, LETS DEFRAUD THE STUPID BROTHERS
5 – Dad, dad, did khushi aunty hear them
CV – Wait for it dear, you will find out.
5 – oooh, tell me tell me tell me more
Brother 1 – Hello, I am not him.
Brother 2 – I am not him either
Khushi Aunty – Then who are you?
Brother 1 – We do business.
Khushi Aunty – He is mute, I speak
Brother 1 – Tell us about growth
Khushi Aunty – Potatoes grow underground, Tomatoes grow on vines
Brother 1 – We don't understand vegetables
Khushi Aunty – Why did the potato jump the soup bowl?
Brother 2 – We don't know.
Khushi Aunty – Because it had leeks in it! Ha ha ha!
Khushi Aunty – What do potatoes wear to bed?
Brother 1 – We don't know.
Khushi Aunty – Their yammies! Ha ha ha!
Khuhsi Aunty – Why did the onion lose the race to tomato?
Brother 1 – We don't know
Khushi Aunty – Because he could never ketchup! Ha ha ha!
Khushi Aunty – Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Brother 2 – We don't know
Khushi Aunty – Because they keep their eyes peeled! Police, arrest them!
The Stupid brothers – How did you know?
Khushi Aunty – The cheap sunglasses.
Moral of the Story – Those who wear cheap sunglasses are frauds. Wear Ray bans.
5G - Oh daddy, I loved the story. Khushi Aunty won today.
CV – yes my child. She is adorable isn't she.
5G – yes, she is! Did Arnav Uncle cry because he lost?
CV – No, tomorrow, Arnav Uncle will win the game.
5G – I love you daddy (hugs dad tight)
CV (overwhelmed) – I love you too baby, now go to sleep. nightie night
To All 5th Graders - My apologies. I know you are smarter than we adults give you credit for.
To All 5th Graders - My apologies. I know you are smarter than we adults give you credit for.
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
Indias Got Talent 11
