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@lakshyasss

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Posted: 13 years ago

ye kya ho gaya'BABAJII 'S roof of house fell down''.

What a tragedy 'I am feeling so bad u know''.and this happened seeing latest one week episodes of DEK 'no be patient I am not blaming anyone''but humare forum's single piece BABAJII is in musibat'..so he went to Mr oh sorry Miss carpenter "s address given by latest newspaper')"

So our Babajii went to meet hamare dukhon ka karan monia bapjii ''the new player of KAHANI to get his roof painted and job done''')"Babajii- Went on car as ab rajmahal kii baat hai aur andar kii baat aap bhi samjho says to monia)- Beti tum ab kaisi ho')"

Monia-Kyoon achi nahin dikh rahi')"

BABAJII- Nahin dikh rahi to hii to poocha hai '..ye kapde kaise hain aur chunri kaisi hai'.kam se kam match fixing to kar leti')"

Monia-Oh babajii dimaag mat satka subah subah'.')" Ek to SA ne ye naya kaam de diya hai

Kehti hai show bachaney ke liye Anshan karo

Pata nahin inke liye kab tak maro')"

Ab agar yahi mujhe karna tha😡

To ye itna bada rajmahal ka set hai isey kyoon sarna tha')"

Pata nahin jo nahin hai uske liye ye sab karwa rahi hai😕

Aur jo saath mein hai usey tamboo mein mere saath mangal karwa rahi hai')"

Babajii-Haila! Yahan to main tujhse apne andar kii baat bataney aaya tha')"

Monia takes a axe in her hand and-')"

Oye BABAJII zara sambhal kar mere saath hera-pheri nahin

Kyoonkii ye zindagii meri nahin')"

Babajii-Reham afsar bitiya reham!

Kab tak aisey tadpaogii behan

Bas itna bata do tum kab free ho

Mere kehney ka matlab hai mere bangley kii carpentry ke liye kab tum tyaar ho')"

Waise bhi mujhe koi shaunk nahin hai yahan aaney ka

Wo to episode dekha to pata chala kii carpenter ke liye mujhe koi paisa nahin hai bahaney ka')">

Monia-Oye bina payer ke aadmi dikhta nahin main kaam kar rahi hoon')" In boards ko saaf karne ke baad badi mushkil se tamboo mein araam kar rahi hoon

Pata nahin ab kaunsa insaaf rehta hai

Shayad ab jhooth mooth kii astiyaan ko neher mein bahana rehta hai')"

Babajii- Ek swaal poochoon?')" Babajii-Waise ek swaal poochon?

Monia-

Tu rukney wala to hai nahin saari kii saari investigation yahin kar daalega')"

Terey swaalon ko kaun taalega')"

Babajii- In boards ko dubaara paint karna chahiye')" Aur in par do not disturb kaa board laga dena chahiye')"

Kyoonkii agar Udaybeer ke saath tumne mangal karna hai to araam se karo itna show off kyoon')"

Kaye ko akaash ka naam ka bekaar ka junoon')"

Monia-Oye chirgut zara samajh upar dekh akaash hai to ye zameen hai

Won na hokar bhi humare saath hai

Samne na hokar bhi uparwaley ke haath mein hai

Pata nahin us uparwaley ko kya sikha raha hoga')"

Roney ke alawa pata nahin kaunsa paath pada raha hoga')"

Babajii-

Waise abhi to raat bhi baaki hai')"

Aur udayveer ke saath is tamboo mein kya kuch ahem ahem abhi baaki hai')"

Aur agar bemausam raat ko baarish ho jaye to maza hii aa jaye

Is tamboo mein manveer ke phool khil jaye')"

Monia-Chup kar andar kii baat mat jaan tohi atcha hai')" Yahan abhi bahut saara kaam batcha hai')"

Babajii- Waise ye lakdein kahan se laayi

Lagta hai bahut hii sasti hai Akaash kii roller skating in khayi')"

Aur jo koi nahin kar sakta wo tum karney ko aayi')"

Ajeeb daastan hai ye kahan shuru kahan khatam ')"

Hain manzilein kaunsi na hum samajh sakey na hum')"

LA LA LA'..LA LA')"

Monia-Hey bhagwan main kis kis ko sambhaloon

Main akeli kyoon hii trp ko bigadoon')"

SA ne to ab jai ko bhi mere saath kar diya hai')"

Usey bhi Udayveer ko tang karne ke liye bhej diya hai')" Main uskey sapney mein thapad pared karoongii')"

Aur baad mein uske saath coochie coo karke zurmaana bharoongii')"

Wahan jai samne se us par teer maregii 😆

Aur baad mein uskii berookhi se pachtayegii')" >

BABAJII-ab main samjha 😭

Story kaa naya roop hai parkha')"

Ab shuru hoti hai ISHQZAADE kii kahani

But Abhi poori baat nahin hai maine maani

Sun gungunao pyaar ke nayi kahani')"

Jay-Monia-Udayveer pata nahin kisko yaad aayegii ab naani

Ye thapad poorey screen ke liye bhaari tha

Aur jai ka blackmail dekhney ko ek naya roop is naari ka tha

Ab udaybeer dono se pareshan')"

Kisey dikhayega apni shaan

Bahut hii different love triangle hai boss')"

Pata nahin kun jeetega ye toss

Akaash kii jagah ab hai jai

Monia-Ho gaya bak liya'..ab sun ')"

Mere in haathon ko dekh gorey gorey haathon se aal ho gaye

Fazool kaa kaam karke ghayal ho gaye')"

Haath of monia-Nahin jii hum nahin hai ghayal'.hum to hain madhosh')"

Uday ke liye hain in full to josh')"

Aap chaho to ek aur tamboo bana dein')"

Uday ke liye to ek resort bhi bana lein')"

Agar baat aisey saath mein waqt bitaney kii ho to hum hain tyaar

Milaney udayveer ke haath

Saath-saath')"

Par usey thapad na baba na aisa paap humsey na hoye

Soch ke bhi dil hai khoye')"

Babajii-Ab sun lo khud ko bhi aur Batao cv's ko bhi kii humein kya chahiye')"

Udayveer ke saath tumhara mangal hii humein bhaye')"

Aur rahi baat is serial kii to naam dubaara badal do

Kyoonkii itney khawab dekh kar to mere ronktey khadey hoyein')"

So dekhtey raho khawab rakh lo taaakii koi bhi na soyein')" Monia- Oye main bhi kya karoon'..

ab kaunsii ghorri charoon')"

BABAJII-philaal to mera kaam karde mere ghar kii mazdoori karde baad mein sab ko sulayengey')"

Monia-Chal tere ghar chalti hoon ')"

kam se kam is second dramey se to bachoon')"

Aur mehnat ke kuch paise bhi paa loon

Nizza-Aur ab main bhi maafi maangti hoon bore karne ke liye''as I love to bore all'..chalo ab main jaakey kuch kaam kar loon apney mehnat ke paise paa loon')"

Anyway about priyash-only on weekend I'll pm''so don't ask me again plz'.')"

And about this dozes I'll be giving whenever needed')"

Nizza

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Edited by lakshyasss - 13 years ago