The 'so called' cooking experts !

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MakhannMalaai

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hellooo Helloo.. so who else besides me finds these so called cooking experts annoying.. they print out recipes from the internet and make them on the show presenting them as their own.. Some of the cooking experts annoy the crap out of me.. I have divided them into a list.. have a look..😆

The Firangi Experts:

Okay so these cooking experts would be the ones who try their best to do the show in english and fail.. Urdu is our national language.. Please learn it first and then try to be the next Iron Chef 🤢.. there is this lady who comes in Chocoholics Zainiq or something is her name.. she is soo annoying.. Urdu bol le meri behen.. sahi english boli nahi jaarahi lekin wohi bolni hai..Tahir Chaudhry.. same is the case with him.. he can't speak urdu properly nor does he speak english in a better way..🤢 Sharmane Syed.. OH MY GOD help us.. aise log aate hain tv pe..there are some more on Masala, Zauq etc..

The Chor Experts:

Almost everybody falls in this category.. Rida Aaftab.. The lady calls herself a cooking expert??? 😕she reads from a paper for her recipes.. our moms and grandmoms are better.. they never need a paper..🤢 Anoushay.. come on can Anoushey be a pastery chef? NEVER.. why on earth is she doing a cooking show and that too a desert one.. being a Pastry chef is an art which is so not present in Anoushey..Another chor right there..

The "I Know Everything" Experts:

OMGG these ones are annoying ANNOYINGGG... Gulzar Hussain.. I can't believe people call him and go aapka dance bohot pasand hai humein.. aap prograam to bohot interesting bana dete hain.. the thing that ticks me off the most in him is his ohh im the best attitude.. Rahat.. OHHH man..Thank Goodness I don't see her on tv anymore.. she was sooo annoying.. she pissed the hell out of me..and more than her the people who used to call her.. Rahat aaj to bilkul guriya lag rahi hain.. Guriya pe rahem karo agar usmein jaan hoti to qatal kardeti wo tum logon ka.. same goes for her daughter Maida.. she is just like her mom.. UUFFF... yeh torchaar kab khatam hoga tv se? Sharmane Syed AGAIN 🤢 she better stop her bull crap.. Why do people on tv have accent in their urdu?? we have been living abroad for our lives and we don't have any accent in our urdu.. these people behave like they have done PHD in english speaking..Jaahil kahin key..🤢 Chef Zakir..and I don't like how he also portrays im the best attitude.. there are many more I can't remember of right now.

Naqli Aapa:

SHIREENN FREAKIN ANWER !! 😡

Zubeida aapa is the only aapa.. she cannot snatch that tag from aapa.. she is not aapa..

😆 and she is soo annoying.. beta beta.. ARRRGGGHHH..

Authentic Chefs:

Okay so after all that bak bak we have some authentic chefs too.. The ones who don't sing their own parises and are actually chefs.. who don't copy recipes from the internet and are specialised chefs etc..Zubeida Aapa.. she is not a trained chef but she is a cooking expert and she is the only authentic cooking expert we have right now.. her totkay work like wonders.. she is good in what she does.. and she doesn't make stupid recipes like Aam ki daal.. W*FLIP aam ki daal 🤢 anyways.. then Chef Mehboob.. he is pretty good too.. he knows what he does.. he is a trained chef.. Chef Shai.. okay she may be annoying too but she knows what she is doing.. she doesn't try to make the recipes she doesn't know how to make.. she usually gives you the continental recipes maybe because she was trained in the States.. and what I like about her is she doesn't flaunt her US chef attitude nor does she jhaaros the amreekan accent like all these wannabees..

okay soo yeahh that was my list.. I think there are many more I have missed to add in here.. Add them up and share your views.. 😆

Edited by Pulwasha - 13 years ago

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purplelolo

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Posted: 13 years ago

Uff.

Hats off Pulwasha.

They piss me off so bad its not even funny.

Especially because I am studying to be a chef.

Agaye chef lagane se koi chef nahi ban jata.

Uff.

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meepha

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Posted: 13 years ago

I don' t know if Maida's the one whom i saw on tv.She resembled Rahat but this is what she was actually saying

'Namak daalna matt bhoolna kuon ke kehte hai na woh insaan bohat namkeen hai,woh ishe liye kuon ke woh namak daalta hai'

^Iske suney ke baad Whenever my grandmother sees her face on tv,She's like 'Dil chaahta hai Masala Tv ko ph karke bolo that shut her up' lol

Authentic chef: Her name's Sarah.She has done a course of cooking and she taught young women how to cook.I saw her show twice.She might have copied dishes from internet but she was pretty descent.Not desperate to speak English or anything.soft spoken,knows what she's doing,gives instructions to the point...

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MakhannMalaai

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: meepha
I don' t know if Maida's the one whom i saw on tv.She resembled Rahat but this is what she was actually saying

'Namak daalna matt bhoolna kuon ke kehte hai na woh insaan bohat namkeen hai,woh ishe liye kuon ke woh namak daalta hai'

^Iske suney ke baad Whenever my grandmother sees her face on tv,She's like 'Dil chaahta hai Masala Tv ko ph karke bolo that shut her up' lol

Authentic chef: Her name's Sarah.She has done a course of cooking and she taught young women how to cook.I saw her show twice.She might have copied dishes from internet but she was pretty descent.Not desperate to speak English or anything.soft spoken,knows what she's doing,gives instructions to the point...

Aray yaar Maida bohot bakwaas karti hai bohot ziada bakwaas karti hai.. i don't know why channel wale don't say anything..🤢

achaa i don't actually know who Sara is..

purple: I knoww ehh.. these are soo annoyingg.. best of luck for your future endevours😛

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meepha

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Posted: 13 years ago

Forget channel waley,why on earth do ppl call and say 'Aap humey bohat achi lagte hai'

If v start idealizing such retarded ppl,then humara kaam hogaya😲

Sarah comes on Zauq i think.

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Posted: 13 years ago

My mother likes Samina Jalil cause she gets results with her recipes and method of explaining & Shireen Anwar as well. The worst I've seen are Farah Jehanzeb because of that high pitched voice so damn irritating full respect to her husband though👍🏼

I like Rahat, she's so cute yaar, O paiyooon 😆😆

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MakhannMalaai

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: 2direct
My mother likes Samina Jalil cause she gets results with her recipes and method of explaining & Shireen Anwar as well. The worst I've seen are Farah Jehanzeb because of that high pitched voice so damn irritating full respect to her husband though👍🏼

I like Rahat, she's so cute yaar, O paiyooon 😆😆

Farah Jahanzeb is also a trained chef.. though i don't like her..

Shireen Anwer ki baat to rehne do..😆

Najam Khuda ko maano.. Rahat aur cute??? 😲

Meepha: that pisses me the most.. Itni pyari lag rahi hain aap.. aap bohot achi baatein karti hain.. abay haatt 😡

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Posted: 13 years ago

Cute in the way she talks Pallu, cute baatein karti hai because she's so crazy. lol

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Posted: 13 years ago

Gulzar's presentation of food is so yuck, that I can't even bear his show for a split second.. All he wants to do is dance,
And someday I'm gonna pop his fat belly..

And Rida Aftab.. That women doesn't even know how to work a blender, how is she a cooking expert.

I like Shireen Anwar's cooking though..

Oh and I hate Sharmane or whatever of Flavours.. Such a wannabe she is.. Oh you should wash eggs because it's not healthy?
Umm FYI your not eating the outside of the egg rather whatever is inside.

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MakhannMalaai

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: Sana.B
Gulzar's presentation of food is so yuck, that I can't even bear his show for a split second.. All he wants to do is dance,
And someday I'm gonna pop his fat belly..

And Rida Aftab.. That women doesn't even know how to work a blender, how is she a cooking expert.

I like Shireen Anwar's cooking though..

Oh and I hate Sharmane or whatever of Flavours.. Such a wannabe she is.. Oh you should wash eggs because it's not healthy?
Umm FYI your not eating the outside of the egg rather whatever is inside.

REALLLY??? ohh my God..😆😆 that's so wannabe.. LMAAOO.. where is from Timbaktu? 😆

Gulzar is so irritating arrgghh.. and same are my views about Rida.. Lady knows a zilch..