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Dear Chai-zyada's,
Hope this love letter of mine was forwarded to you by OP/MP/LP/JP/IP/Whichever P/EveryotherP in great shape(Considering I have spent 2 bucks on the "chai-cup"shaped card,not to mention the GST,PST,HST,offcourse). Before Un-jal-eee decides to make her own satluj dam by all the water supply she has,before Err-nav bitwa displays his anger destruction skills,before Man-o-rum-ahhh mouths Hylo Hai Bye Bye for the 7465756756756th time,before she-am babbua decides to make "HISS Part II" starring next to Mallika sherawat ,before laxmi bakri eats this letter ,I would like to confess that "I lub you all,with all my life".Period. *Nay-Ha plays Jai Durge Jai Durge background score at the background plus additional mandir ghanta sounds,complimentary.*.🥱
I ,hereby,want to let you guys know that I am always enthralled to see you guys on-screen. Everytime my television screen displays your bhootiphool face and below-par cognitive skills ,I cry the tears of joy! So much so,that I fill 2 blue buckets of water.I know that Un-jal-eee bitiya might be twitching and whining while reading this,but all I want to say is " Dude,you aint have to feel threatened. I cannot,just cannot surpass your crying abilities.You have the capabilities to fill 30 per nano second.😳But a fan can dream on .Right? Right? "*Sad muh* *Hands down*. 🥱
Err-nav Babua:Where were thou all this while? My life-wa was so sad-wa without thou-wa! I love-wa you like a crazy phan-wa.I dream-wa of thy holy soul-wa every night-wa ,Oh Handsome-wa! 🤔
I love your eyes-wa,your nose-wa,your lips-wa,your wholesale-shirts-wa, your one and only vest-wa.However with all that teeth grinding you do these days,I am afraid you would be diagnosed with high degree of bruxism .😔So can you stop doing that? No really,now.😳And what is with the amazing "intellectual" skills you are displaying these days? Why do you have to make it sooo obvious that you are not "the god-damn shit* afterall?*Nudges* PS:I Lub yuh!Truly, PSS: I Lub yuh ,Madly ,PSSS:I Lub yuh Deeply!🤔*Hail Sexy bodies,dumb minds* *Shoots herself*
Man-ooo-rum-ahhh Bai : Eeep! Autograph? 😳Time and again I ask myself why are you such a Sassy Saas?😆😎I especially like your " Timbuktoo walk" .Next popular thang after Micheal Jackson's moon-walk,I tell ya!. 😍How classy. Not to mention the Bappi-Da inspired Jewellery on-the go shop that you carry everywhere! *Sigh* What persona,You leave me speechless! You sexy little Bai!☺️
Maama-jee, Payal Bitiya,Aaakash Bitwa: 🥱 Wake me up when you guys finish your doctorate degrees in "Dumbology" ,Please! Tell then, do what you guys do the best :" BE DUMB".
She-am babua : I absolutely love your new discovered talent:The fabulous nose twitching!😍I enjoy every bit of it. No kidding. Good facial exercise ,I say! Contact Baba-Raamdev for recruitment!👍🏼You never know,you might get lucky to make it big on television ,like the other two guys that accompany him on the stage in his "shivirs" doing"butterfly" exercise😆 . (Neeji Sandesh:No offense made to Baba Ramdev's fans).
Naani,Laxmi bakri,OP and family: Jai Chai,Jai Maharashtra!😳😳
With the ever so heavy heart ,I have to end this letter ,right here right now before I have to pay extra fare for weightage of the post!
Till then,keep sipping on your respective khaandani drink-The Chai until you guys choke on one! 😳
With Love
Nay-Ha Dukhyaari pyaar ki maari.😎
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