A night at ArMan's

A night at ArMan's

It's night time. All have dinner. DK was also invited. DK goes back to his hotel. Manav and Sachin sleep in one room. Archana is alone in her bedroom. Poorvi is in another room.

Sachin- baba aap ko neend nahi aa rahi ahi kya? Kab se dekh raha hun bistar pe karwatein badal rahe hain

Manav-tu so kyun nahi jata

( Song plays in Archana's bedroom Piya piya o Piya piya..subah sham kare mera jiya piya piya piya)

Manav- (can't resist. goes to the bathroom and then goes out to the hall and shouts) Archana..bahar aao

Archana- (comes out ) boliye Manav..

Manav-kya behuda gaana laga rakha hai..

Archana-maine kuch nahi kiya..kal tak peeda majha aur owaaa gaana bajta tha…aaj aapke aane se gaana badal gaya main kya karun

(Suddenly song plays…tum aaye to aaya mujhe yaad gali mein aaj chand nikla)

Manav-Ohhh God…main so nahi sakta is music ke sath..tum andar jake so jao…ab ki baar koi gaana nahi bajna chahiye..main isi hall mein khada hun..samjhi..ek bhi gaana baja to mujh se bura koi nahi hoga

(Archu goes in. Manav is standing outside the bedroom. Song plays.. Khada hai,khada hai, khada hai, dar pe tere aashiq khada hai, khol khol khol, darwaja khol dar pe tere aashiq pada hai (movie: andaaz) 😆)

Archana- (comes out) chhi gande..kya khada hai khada hai laga rakha hai..itna ganda gaana koi gata hai bhala. chup chap so kyun nahi jate

Manav-khada khada koi so sakta hai kya

Archana-chhi….kitne gande ho gaye Canada jake

Manav- mera matlab hai main sone ja raha tha par tum fir se bahar kyun aa gayi

Archana-main bahar yeh check karne aayi kya khada hai 😆...I mean kaun khada hai 😆

Manav- pata nahi kaise 6 mahine bitaunga tumhare sath. I simply hate you

Archana-(gets hurt with Manav's words) Thik usi tarah bitana jaise 18 saal bitaye the mere bina. Main nahin tang karnewali aap ko. Jake so jao

Manav- pehle tum so jao…

Archana- mere sone se na sone se aap ka kya jata hai..

Manav-waise is night gown mein tum kaafi hot lag rahi ho

Archana- aur aap bhi kaafi kamal lag rahe ho ..

Manav- kaise?

Archana-aap ne kuch nahin pehna neeche 😆

Manav- haaila..shayad main trousers bathroom mein bhul gaya..kuch kaise nahi ..kuch to hai…tum abhi tak bata kyun nahi rahi thi..ab main samjha khada hai khada hai gaana kyun baj raha tha 😆

Archana- is liye nahi bata rahi thi kyun ke aap baat karne ke mood mein hi kaha the..jab dekho tab gussa, gussa aur gussa

Manav-sorry

Archana-ab to kuch pehen lo..mujhe sharm aa rahi hai..

Manav-aise keh rahi ho jaise tumne mujhe kabhi nanga nahi dekha

Archana- chhi gande…(gets a towel for a Manav)..yeh pehen lo..

Manav-itna chhota towel..

Archana-mera face towel hai..isi se manage kar lo na

Manav-chalo thik hai…hamesha sacrifice karne wali Archana mere liye ek sacrifice karo na !!!! tum yeh towel pehen lo aur mujhe tumhara night gown de do na…😆

Archana-chhi gande !!! aap bade wo ho gaye ho…

Manav- aise keh rahi ho jaise maine tumhe kabhi bagair kapdon ke nahi dekha..tumhe yaad hai ek baar… (Archana puts her hand on Manav's mouth)

(Both forget that they wanna divorce each other. They get seated on the sofa set very close and start talking to each other. Slowly Manav hugs Archana and starts kissing her)

Sachin comes inside the hall and switches on the light)

Sachin – hey guys what are you doing?

(Poorvi also comes)

Poorvi- Oh Baba aap towel mein….aai ke baal bikhre hue…sofe ke upar….uparwale ne meri sun li 😆

Sachin- baba what the hell you are doing in a towel?

Archana- Sachuu jo tu dekh raha hai wo sahi hai par jo tu samajh raha hai wo galat hai 😆

Sachin- Baba aap batao yeh kya ho raha tha

Manav- wo to bas aise garmi lag rahi thi to hum hall mein chale aaye the

Sachin-garmi lagi to underwear pehen ke hall mein chale aaoge..aur is chhote se towel mein..savita aaji ko phone lagake aap ki band bajata hun ruko

Poorvi-bhagwan kare yeh garmi yun hi badhti jaye 😆

(suddenly someone knocks the door very had. Song plays: Khada hai,khada hai, khada hai, dar pe tere aashiq khada hai, khol khol khol, darwaja khol dar pe tere aashiq pada hai)

(Sachin opens the door. It's DK.)

DK- Oh Archana…tum se kuch kaam hai..mujh se aur raha nahi ja raha

Manav-kya kaam hai DK saab

DK-pata nahi…mujh se aur raha nahi ja raha dinner ke baad.. I need Archana right now

Manav-Kutte…kamine main tera khoon pee jaunga

Poorvi- Dinner ke baad kyun?

DK-Maine Manav ke plate se wo Sheera chura ke kha liya tha..tab se mera yeh haal hai

Poorvi-nahiii….maine to Manav baba ke sheera mein Vigra milaya tha..

The End…..

Originally posted by: -SD-

Thank you Varun !!!

I guess the story is too bold to get any appreciation 😆

Originally posted by: charmedforlife

i did...but that didn't have full blown DK and archana...i want only two of them...and manav should be tarsofying like DK was😆

Originally posted by: -varun-

yes that would be great..
And sd bhai...a suggestion...you can title it as "D.K. NE BAAZI MAAR LI"😆 hai na?😛that could be a nice title...😆but then the story wouldn't be...pavitra rishta mann ka...it'l be something else😆

let's see SD bhai is the best judge...