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All of us love Mamaji as the funny villain. And his wise cracks are always top class!! So Iam thinking of making a thread with a compilation of the best dialogues! Please pour your thoughts!! I definitely need help in this! So go ahead and provide all the info. Let's add it to the post!!
I would like to dedicate this post to ANTH22 who is the biggest Mamaji fan here and his contribution to the thread is just outstanding!! THANKS ANANTH!
1)Kamaal hain!! yeh depth ko length main badal degi!😆
2)Yeh thotha maina kamre se bahar nahi nikle.. tera yeh jo Ram hain naah tere haath se nikar naah Priya ki mutti pe jaake bet gaya!
3)Kabhi baandar ke haath se moongfali cheente hui dekha..tera shakal waisa hi hai..😆
4)Lagtha hai tere haathi ko apna saathi milgaya😃
5)Oye Sweetie ben ji... kya aap ko lagta hai jo ye sandh ab tumare chote se taale se ruk ne wala nahi hai? Ya to wo tala tod dega ya phir darwajja. - Thanks IndYa4u😆
6)Mamaji where he asks Niharika whether she didn't feel that Ram's coat looked like an overcoat for Priya...😃 THANKS SUGANTHI
7)To Sid outside RAYA's room: Tu kya band karega? Aankh, yaa kaan.. This one's a classic.. THANKS MEM1🤣
8)When they see raya sleeping on the same bed in the 10 January episode post hug
Niharika: Yeh kya hai?
Mama: Teri haar 😆 🤣THANKS Bubbles28
Niharika: Yeh kya hai?
Mama: Teri haar 😆 🤣THANKS Bubbles28
9) Paise gin gin ke thak Gaya hai Ram is liye taare ginne chala hai.. Thanks SRIB!!🤣
10)"Main to kab se yahan khada hu. Thodi der aur khada rehta, to sarkar ne mujhe Heritage Property declare kar diya hota". Thanks Mem1 and maris08🤣
11)kamal hain biwi ke beger ek mint bhi nahi rah sakta...
12)aisa lagraha hain jaise anarkali black & white ki duniya se nikal kar colorfull duniyan mein aa gayi hain Thanks Ramdevsan for pt 11 &12
13)Maine bola tha naah Sweetie. All is not well
14))tabhi mai sochu, Hamare Ramji apni Sita maiya se mile baiger kaise chale gaye' 👏THANKS PRIYA FAN!!
Points 15 to 30 are our new member ANANTH's contribution!! You rock!!Thanks a ton!
15)Mamaji to Sid: Le, Isne toh len-den hi band karr diya. Yahan toh puri zindagi hi len-den pe beet ti hai yaar !! 😆
16)#1: To Niharika: Yeh Jo ek ke saath ek free milne wali cheez hai na, yeh bade kaam ki hoti hai; abb mujhe hi dekh lo, tumhari shaadi hui aur tumhare saath mai bhi iss ghar me free me aaya, toh jeejaji ke liye toh Buy 1 get 1 free wali baat hui na.?
17) Wah Piriya puttar, badi soni badi beautiful lag rahi hai. Mai toh kehta hun Sweety, is baar diwali pe roshni woshni karne ki zaroorat nahi hai, Piriya ko hi bithaado ghar saara roshan ho jaayega, nahi? Sab shaadi aur pyaar ka asar hai Raam ke, nahi?
18) To Ashwin in office: Chal kuch khaas baat karni hai. Ashwin: Kahaan? Mamaji: Pandit ke paas, teri doosri shaadi ka muhurat nikaal ne. Oye tu banda hai ya question paper? Sawaal pe sawaal!!
19) To Sid about Ashwin: Lagta hai Piriya wale kaand ne uske ghar me mahabharat machaa rakhi hai
Sid: Mama, agar yeh biwi ke darr se peeche hat gaya toh?
Mamaji: Nahi darling, aisa nahi hoga. Yeh jo tedhi billi type mard hai na, woh aksar ghar se nikalte hi sher ho jaate hain. aise sheron ko PUMP maarne ki zaroorat hai. Inko PUMP maaro aur kahin bhi dauda do.
20) To Sid about Ashwin: Yeh dekh Langoor ko, plain shirt pehenke aaya hai, Pink, Gulabi..
To Ashwin: Waah bhai Waah, ek dam chikna chikna lag raha hai, Saabun company ka hero 🤣
21) To Sid about Ashwin: Oye yaar yeh pyaar bada andha hota hai, lagta hai iske BLIND ISCHOOL jaane ka time agaya hai.
22) Sid and Mama speak loudly abt Ashwin's absence so Ram can hear. After Ram leaves, Sid asks "Mama, usne baat suni ki nahi?"
Mamaji: "Oye le, zaroor suna hoga, yeh tera mama nahi, LOUDSPEAKER bol raha tha. Yeh Ram toh kya, upar wale Raam ji ne bhi suna hoga"...looks to the heavens and asks: "suna na?"
Oye Sid dekh bhai Ashwin Ko, kya chamak raha hai. Aaj tere office me do hi cheez chamak rahi hai, ek meri khopdi aur doosra Ashwin ka chehra. Aisa lagta hai aaj din me 2 2 chaand nikal aaye hain, waah bhai waah.😃
17) Wah Piriya puttar, badi soni badi beautiful lag rahi hai. Mai toh kehta hun Sweety, is baar diwali pe roshni woshni karne ki zaroorat nahi hai, Piriya ko hi bithaado ghar saara roshan ho jaayega, nahi? Sab shaadi aur pyaar ka asar hai Raam ke, nahi?
18) To Ashwin in office: Chal kuch khaas baat karni hai. Ashwin: Kahaan? Mamaji: Pandit ke paas, teri doosri shaadi ka muhurat nikaal ne. Oye tu banda hai ya question paper? Sawaal pe sawaal!!
19) To Sid about Ashwin: Lagta hai Piriya wale kaand ne uske ghar me mahabharat machaa rakhi hai
Sid: Mama, agar yeh biwi ke darr se peeche hat gaya toh?
Mamaji: Nahi darling, aisa nahi hoga. Yeh jo tedhi billi type mard hai na, woh aksar ghar se nikalte hi sher ho jaate hain. aise sheron ko PUMP maarne ki zaroorat hai. Inko PUMP maaro aur kahin bhi dauda do.
20) To Sid about Ashwin: Yeh dekh Langoor ko, plain shirt pehenke aaya hai, Pink, Gulabi..
To Ashwin: Waah bhai Waah, ek dam chikna chikna lag raha hai, Saabun company ka hero 🤣
21) To Sid about Ashwin: Oye yaar yeh pyaar bada andha hota hai, lagta hai iske BLIND ISCHOOL jaane ka time agaya hai.
22) Sid and Mama speak loudly abt Ashwin's absence so Ram can hear. After Ram leaves, Sid asks "Mama, usne baat suni ki nahi?"
Mamaji: "Oye le, zaroor suna hoga, yeh tera mama nahi, LOUDSPEAKER bol raha tha. Yeh Ram toh kya, upar wale Raam ji ne bhi suna hoga"...looks to the heavens and asks: "suna na?"
Oye Sid dekh bhai Ashwin Ko, kya chamak raha hai. Aaj tere office me do hi cheez chamak rahi hai, ek meri khopdi aur doosra Ashwin ka chehra. Aisa lagta hai aaj din me 2 2 chaand nikal aaye hain, waah bhai waah.😃
23). To Niharika about Ram-Priya's impending honeymoon to Aus: "Aaj Murgi ne nahi Murge ne anda diya hai" (cant figure out what he implied though). And later on: "Oye Pata nahi yaar tu mujhe Psychology ka paath pada rahi hai ya Bhugol ka"
24)To Sudhir: Lo ji, aap bhi Mamaji bulaa rahe hain mujhe. Mere maa baap ne mera naam SHINY rakha tha, upar se kudrat ne mujhe aur SHINY karwa diya (pointing to his TAKLA).
Even Daadi called him SHINY once 😃.
25)Immediately after Sid's and Mama's Ashwin trick which failed miserably. Sid: Mama, abb kuch naya sochte hain. Mamaji: O yaar! Sukoon ki saans lene de. Abhi abhi ek Ghoda langda hua hai, tu dusra daudaane ki baat karr raha hai.
26)Oye Sweety, kya karr rahi hai? Cricket (Kirket in his accent) khelne ka itna hi shauk hai toh bata deti.itna mehenga mobile kyun phaink rahi hai??
24)To Sudhir: Lo ji, aap bhi Mamaji bulaa rahe hain mujhe. Mere maa baap ne mera naam SHINY rakha tha, upar se kudrat ne mujhe aur SHINY karwa diya (pointing to his TAKLA).
Even Daadi called him SHINY once 😃.
25)Immediately after Sid's and Mama's Ashwin trick which failed miserably. Sid: Mama, abb kuch naya sochte hain. Mamaji: O yaar! Sukoon ki saans lene de. Abhi abhi ek Ghoda langda hua hai, tu dusra daudaane ki baat karr raha hai.
26)Oye Sweety, kya karr rahi hai? Cricket (Kirket in his accent) khelne ka itna hi shauk hai toh bata deti.itna mehenga mobile kyun phaink rahi hai??
27)O Sweety, Yeh Jo Apeksha naam ka VIRUS hai na agar Ram aur Piriya ki zindagi me ghus gaya, toh SYSTEM humara chaupat hojaana hai.
28)Sweety, zara apne maathe pe ISTRI maaro, gusse ke maare itni salwate padd rahe hain.
29)O Sid ek baat bata, yeh Santa HO HO karke kyu hasta hai, HEE HEE karke kyun nahi hasta.
Sid explains.Then Mamaji goes: Mai samajha iske muh me koi bada sa rasgulla hai isliye HO HO karta hai.
28)Sweety, zara apne maathe pe ISTRI maaro, gusse ke maare itni salwate padd rahe hain.
29)O Sid ek baat bata, yeh Santa HO HO karke kyu hasta hai, HEE HEE karke kyun nahi hasta.
Sid explains.Then Mamaji goes: Mai samajha iske muh me koi bada sa rasgulla hai isliye HO HO karta hai.
30)Mamaji to Niharika:
ise kehte hai nehle pe dehla... teri chat pe bichayi mirchi ghoom phir ke tere ko lag gayi THANKS MEM1
31)once he told this to sweety when she was asking him about the horse to bet -"tu agar apni budi saas ko bhi daudayegi na,toh mein uspe bhi bet lagau" or something along those lines...it was really rude though...
32)"woh Ram toh saand ki tarah uchal raha hai" Thanks ash91 for pts 31&32!
33)
7th march episode:
To Niharika: Kal tak toh yeh dono HONEYMOON ki tarah ek doosre se chipke chipke rahte the...aaj achanak HONEY idhar te MOON udhar.
34)To SHipra: aap me aur mere me ek hi baat common hai. Woh yeh hai ki aap Miss Bhubaneshwar thi aur mai Mr Bhagwada.
Shipra: aap pehle kyun nahi mile Mamaji?
Mamaji: Pehle toh... (and he blushes)!!!
34)To SHipra: aap me aur mere me ek hi baat common hai. Woh yeh hai ki aap Miss Bhubaneshwar thi aur mai Mr Bhagwada.
Shipra: aap pehle kyun nahi mile Mamaji?
Mamaji: Pehle toh... (and he blushes)!!!
35)Yeh Bansi bak raha tha ya mere kaanon me defaaact hai? Thanks Anth22
36)kuch karo sweety varna katora leke sadak pe gaana padega...SADDA HAQ AITHE RAKH Thanks Anth22
36)kuch karo sweety varna katora leke sadak pe gaana padega...SADDA HAQ AITHE RAKH Thanks Anth22
C'mon forumwasio..start pouring in ur fav mamaji's wisecrack! We can even have the competition later for the best one..😃Keep adding it to the post.. May be we will hit a century!!
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