OS: Woh Bhooli Daastan RETURNS :) [Eng Ver Pg 8]

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Dear Friends,😊

A VERY HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL...!!!!

its been almost a year and my journey here on the forum has been a very memorable one.
Henceforth i wont remain MUCH ACTIVE here as I would now be very busy months on end due to my personal commitments.

So, here's a small farewell-cum-valentines gift to you all !!! 😊

~~~~~~WOH BHOOLI DAASTAN RETURNS~~~~~~~~


This is my first attemt at One Shots. I was so much inspired by Nikita's FF and SD bhai's OS works👏 that I decided to pen down one myself too.
SD Bhai: I have borrowed few of your patented phrases. Dont worry i will pay you the royalty soon.😉😆

DANGER:
Note to die-hard Sushant fans-cum-lovers 🥺!!! Please remain glued to your seat. There is a possibilty that you might fall off your chair and perhaps wanna kill me. All i would say is Calm Down. Practice Pooja Bedi's therapy: Breathe IN, Breathe OUT!!!😆

Note: Manav here in the OS refers to Sushant and not Hiten.

LONG WAIT OF 18 YRS ENDS:-

Scene is when manav and archana are to meet at their signature Pawai Lake.
Manav had come to divorce archu but FATE had something else in store for them.
Manav sees archana.He is stunned by her beauty.

He had expected her to be something like this:-


But she emerged like this-



Poor Manav didnt know that the RAAZ(secret) behind archana's beauty was LUX.




Har Kahin Chaaya Hai Yeh,
Jaadu Tere Aaj Yeh Kaisa,
Tujpe Nazar Ruke,
Yeh Tere Aasar Yeh Aisa,

beauty oils yukat naya LLLUUUXXX !!!!



Manav sees her all dolled up with bangles and hears the music of her payals.
It reminds him of all the 365 days x 18 years= 6570 sooni-sooni raate(nights)😆
Manav ke pet mein ladoo phoot rahe hain...

PYAAR ka LADOO.
SHAADI ka LADOO.
BAND KAMRE ❤️ ka LADOO !!!

His conscience pricks him and sings...

Jab Bhi Koi Kangana Bole,
Payal Chanak Jayeee,

Soyi-Soni Dil ki Dhakan,
Sulaag-Sulaag Jaye,

Karu Jatan Laakh Magar..
Maan Machal-Machal Jayeee

Meri Maan Ki Paayas Adhuri,
Mujhe Batakayeee...

😆😆

Aur manav ka maan bhatak jata hai...
He falls on his kness and proposes...



and then seals the deal with a soft kiss..




But beforehand, archana warns him that she will make his "Kachumbar"😡😆 if he EVER leaves her again.😊



Manav blushingly😳😳 accepts and they both hug..awww...❤️😛❤️





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Posted: 13 years ago
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Manav plans to throw a Valentines party the next day. 🥳



Savita, Damo, and DK fly immediately from Canada to India.




DK and Damo are super excited.
Damo wanted to take his own bottle of CHIVAS REGAL with him as he is not used to "Desi Tharaa" now-a-days.

But unfortunately it was confiscated at Customs !!

Savita was waiting to bash and insult archana to the core as all her plans had failed ...throughout the journey she was busy framing more evil plans...

But...but...who knew that the FATE of all these three would undergo a complete 180 degree TWIST...


The Party Hall looked RESPLENDENT with variety of banners, hearts,paper decorations, floating candles and disco-lights...



ALL including the above trio and previous duo are present.

The dance troupe arrives.

Mailaika sizzles with her Munni Badanaam Hui...



Katrina sizzles with her Chikani Chameli...



and the Third One performs on Choli Ke Piche kya Hai number...




Dk is checking her out ...and mumbles : " Kya figure hai Boss !!! "
Meanwhile she too checks him out with slits in her "GHUNGHAT"(veil).

DK goes and lifts her "Ghunghat"...










Ekta maata waves her magic wand and both instantly fall in LOVE...






ALL ARE STUNNED !!!!!!!





MANVI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Savita exclaims, yells and faints. Damo chuckles and sprinkles few drops of his "newly-acquired Desi Thara " on her face and she wakes with a start...

Background music plays:-

Woh Bhooli Daastan...
Lo Fir YAHAN Aayagi...
Nazar Ke Samane, Ghata si Chaa gayi...
Nazar Ke Samaneee, Ghata si Chaa gayiii...

(MANVI is Manav's one year elder sister)

WOH BHOOLI DAASTAN RETURNS !!!!!!!!!!!



Edited by -varun- - 13 years ago
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Manav yells at savita: Yeh Kyon Kiya ?

Savita: Mat pooch beta...mujhe lajja aati hai...
Jawani ki galti thi baas...
Damo: Tumhari aai sahi keh rahi hai...

He gives a jeering look at savita and starts babbling:-😆

Sardi ki Kadki thi 😆
Room-Heater ki Narmi Thi, 😆
Fizayon Mein Bahaar Thi,
Aur Hath Mein Jam Thi,
Na Hosh Tha, Na Behoshi Thi,
Baas Madhoshi...madhoshi...aur madhoshi thi...🤣

Savita: nahi nahi woh beta..woh..hmmm...

Archana (cuts her): Dekh rahe ho manav...pehale is auraat ne humhe ek doosre se 18 saal aalag rakha ...aur tumhe tumari behan se poori zindagi door rakhati rahi !!

Manav: aai archana bilkul sahi keh rahi hai...tumne toh saari hade paar kar di hai...

Damo: nahi nahi beta...vandita ke baad humne haad paar karna chod diya...

Archana: Chi gande !!! 😆Sharam nahi aati aisi baat apne bahu ke samne karte huye...

Savita: nahi archana.!! yeh bewda ne aaj chikani chameli ka dance 100 baar TV pe aur ek baar yahan dekha hai...isliye isne 101 baar "pauwa" chadha liya hai...

Manav: Kitani sharam ki baat hai ...waise kahan rakha tha Maanvi ko itane din?

Savita: hmmm..hmmm...woh "kanta Ben" ke paas...socha tha bachi bigaadegi nahi unke paas...












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Posted: 13 years ago
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Meanwhile Manvi and DK had gone in a corner and were happily enjoying themselves...



DK: hummm...hmmm..tum...mera matlab hai hai ki tumHARA naam kitna sundar hai...😆

Manvi: aur main jannu?

DK: (over-excited) Ati-sundar !!!

Manvi: mazak mat karo jaanu...tell me main kaisi lagti huon?

DK: tum mujhe Lijjat Papad lagti ho...



Kharrram khurram...khuraam kharram...
mazedar, lazedar
swaad-swaad mein lijjit lijjit papad !!!😆😆

ab batao, mein tumhe kaise lagta huon?

Manvi: hath mein cigar...gale mein silky scarf...kya aada hai tumhari...tum mujhe Vijay Mallaya jaise lagate ho...

DK: Really? (now super excited and clasps her hand) chalo then...Lets FLY the GOOD TIMES !!!




Manvi: Chi gande!! 😆aur jhoote bhi !! tumhari toh abhi tension tight chal rahi hai na...(her meaning is that Kingfisher Airlines is currently under heavy debt and incurring losses)

DK: tension ko maro goli...mera toh bakki sab abhi se hi TIGHT ho gaya hai !!!😆😆

Manvi: Chi gande !!😆

DK: chalo bhi abhi...

Manvi: Kahan???

DK: Shaadi ke mandap mein..aur kahan??


Manvi: nahi..sabse pehle mein tume Raymond ke showroom mein leke chalungi...shaadi ke baat kit-kit nahi chahiye...

DK: par Raymond mein hi kyon?

Manvi: tum abhi buddhe ho gaye ho...hence i want you to be a COMPLETE MAN man first...



DK: ufff...chalo fir...par uske baad hum Amul Diary chalenge...

Manvi: Wahan kyoun jaanu?

DK: UTTERLY BUTTERLY DELICIOUS "flavored butter" lene..jahan tak ho sake mein desi upkarano ka hi istimal karta huon...batao na..tumhe kaun se flavour pasand hai?



Manvi: Chi Gande !!!

DK: ufffo..chalo koi baat nahi...baad mein bata dena...yeh lo MENTOS khaao...

Manvi: oh dimaag ki batti jala de??



DK: Nahi re...saari battiyan jala de !!!!


and chewing mentos



they both come where everyone is gathered...


Archana-Manav, Savita-Damo and DK-Manvi...ALL celebrate valentines day...



baas...happy ending ho gaya...

EKTA maata ..kuch seekh meeli kya?? jaldi se PR ka tum bhi happy ending kar do bhai !!!


Edited by -varun- - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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GUYS ITS NOW READY !!!!! ENJOY...
Edited by -varun- - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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That was wonderful Varun ..I hope you are busy with something good and constructive ..Do keep in touch and try to come whenever possible ...
I can understand how Personal commitments can keep one busy ...
Take care and your journey was really interesting ...
Good selection of pictures ...😊
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Thanks for mention sushant as manav in ur post...thanks you.😊
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Posted: 13 years ago
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varun thanks for it.its very nice and beautiful pic pls use sushita pic in lux add😃
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: poas

varun thanks for it.its very nice and beautiful pic pls use sushita pic in lux add😃

welcome poppy...
Cant refuse you poppy 😛so will def upload the the lux pic in which both are together 😃...i think thats what you mean na?
Act more pics are yet to come but last night all of sudden posting started to take huge time...dont know what was the problem...i had planned to post all the parts but was unable to...so anyways i will do it tonight...😊
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Originally posted by: Tanyaz

That was wonderful Varun ..I hope you are busy with something good and constructive ..Do keep in touch and try to come whenever possible ...

I can understand how Personal commitments can keep one busy ...


Take care and your journey was really interesting ...

Good selection of pictures ...😊

Thanks di...😊
Di, i have my exams after two and half months so will be very busy...pretty tough exam...

Yes my memory has been wonderful here 😃...all credit goes to you all for making it so memorable...the daily debates..the daily chat..the daily scoldings that i get from sharon di for troubling others 😛...your update-corner and punishment- corner 😉...sushita heaven and endless VMs...and great works in the form of FFs, OSs and shayaris...i have many memories attached to all this...thanks to you all for making it special...
But im not moving out completely...i will definitely time to time visit the forum and post my comments... 😊 only thing it wont be so regular...

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