You wonna know how to ruin your beloved daugthers life?
You wonna know how to ruin your own life?
You wonna know how to come across as mental case, with no brain, no emotions, no goodness?
You wonna know how to become a evil unhuman thing?
Then you have to come to Urmila's / Kurmila's institute for crap!!!
you pay 90% of you wage and get nothing good for it!!!
Isn't that the best offer you ever heard of?
So sent your application now!!!
Urmi/Kurmi is waiting!!!