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A warning for all of these fainthearted people, who do not like sarcasm or irony (I feel sorry for you) and for these people, who have a problem with me taking the piss out of the newest epi, charakters,things, dialouges or whatever else I want to make fun off. This is no serious post so don't take it serious pleasy please😃
First of all sorry that I didn't post yesterday but my health went on holiday in the south without telling me beforehand and so I was stranded in the evening with sickness 🤢 today I am better but had to feed the family first before watching the epi so am late with my sarcastic summary. Enough from me lets get on with the sarcasm!!!!!
So we start off with the biggest shocker ever!!! Rashi Jigar Modi coming in to gohem's room without knocking or stopping to be asked in (that is no shocker that is business as usual in lalaland room. SR you are so far off I fear😭) telling Gopi that there was a problem and holding the present I took for an ashtry but Rashi says something else my memory decided not to save for later usage and Gopi agrees and says she should have checked before hand. Well no dear brainless you didn't really have a chance the girl run it snatched the first present which had the sorry fate to feel her touch and ran out again so wicked witch of the brainless you are not at fault at all. And now comes the shocker R😭ashi said "Oh don't worry it wasn't your fault" 😲😲😲 someone please pinch me!!! I can't believe this coming out of the mouth, who normally is much to happy to push the responsibilities of mistakes to other people, mainly gopi and now with this perfect oportunity and she lets it slip. Okay Rashi fans I have to give it to you. She has changed!! ... (at least a little😛) Rashi goes on to cry about the fact that Jigar is leaving and is angry with her. A poor soul I know you do not deserve this treatment. You who are the goodness in person and never made any mistacke or kalakari do not deserve this. (irony at its best😛)
Next scene Ahemholics watch out he walks down the stairs in a blurry, he is so fast it is hard to follow him with the human eye. It is a race him against the by me imagined slug and it is a head to haed race till the first step but then with a giant leap the slug goes ahead of our Ahem. Can ahem attack once again or ... no no the slug is the clear winner. Ahem Modi is only in second place 😭 yes yes ahemholics it is very disappointing but please let me ask the hero of your ☺️ fantasies what the matter was. "Well I was thinking and thinking about what my wife Gopi better known as brainless 1 or the wicked said about RaJi and what I said back so I was a little distracted from my task." Yes yes darling but please tell me why haven't you still burned these sorry excuse of a pair of trousers and what will you tell your mum when she finds out about this carelessness? "Hey that are my favourite trousers and if I burn them what should I do with the Jacket of it?" Burn it as well. Let the fire of the saathiyans hate for it, burn it with the power of a 1000 suns 😈 Muhahahaha "Ermm ... you are scary ... okay and what to tell my mum if she ... *pales* I have to go" And there he is running for cover in a never seen speed. 🤣 okay sorry so much crap I have till yet never written in a summary but I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! And now you read it so it is to late to warn for this waste of time😈 (evilness is on the move today!!!) Well okay back to the epi. So Ahem has reached the bottom of the stairs after thinking and looking tensed and reaches for his phone and at this minute is was clear to me that the birth of brainless jodi one has just been comleted!!!! It had been a long journey but now the cv's have reached their goal brainless jodi 1 is born!!!!
But let me go on to better things 😍 my Jigarle and who was it again oh yes BB ligal 🤢 in the mandir. Jigarle is taking the blessing from his mum and isn't he super cute while doing so? How he stands there patiently with folded hands 🤗 aww just want to hug and cuddle him!!! So the backstabber leaves and wicked is on the move closely followed by the liar, who however does not step into the mandir!!! ... Why? Does she fear devine punishment for her sins? Or didn't she have a shower in ages? 😆 You never know, you never know. So there stands the wicked and my Jigarle properly already knows that trouble is brewing because he isn't that pleased to see her but he tells himself 'lets butter her up a bit maybe than I don't have to listen to the nonsense she prodces' A though an action. He tells her that he needs her blessing to be successful "Oh wicked you almighty tell me how to get people to dance to my tune as you have successfully done witm bhai" but the wicked is not ready to share anything and tells him that he surely will be successful.
Okay people going away from the sarcasm I have to say that this was a good JiPi scene, however you could clearly see that Jigar saw the doom coming!!!
So the wicked tells him that she wanted to asked him something and the idiot (did you read ahemholics I called my fav an idiot so get off my backs!!!!) says yes sure I do anything for you. However a split second later he is cursing himself for this idiocy!!!! But the wicked won't let him of the hook and goes on without mercy telling him to give the liar yet again a chance and that she is sorry and bla bla bla but Jigarle says NO!!! 👏🥳 well done darling!!! I was worried for you in the hospital but that was useless efford. The wicked does go on and tries to get him on her side but he stays strong (oh man oh man Jigarle is a man!!!) and then everyone comes and gives Jigar there blessings. However Rashi still stays out side the mandir to affraid or unable to enter (I still wouldn't rule the devine punishment) and then turns and asked where the lazy bum of a driver is aka Ahem, who comes and tells breaks Jigarle's and my heart 🥺😭 saying that he does not need to go and lying about the business partner having called him it was the otherway around you!!!!!😡 😭 and there are all my plans going to was, what I wanted to do with him, what I wanted to show him, how I wanted to have fun with him ☺️ 😭 All are shocked. However did you see how the 'here is something fishy' alarm bell set off in Koki's head? 😆 so obvious!! I tell you the woman is a mind reader!!!
Okay all Ahem fans look at this scene your hero standing there the smexy self he is, don't look below his waiste because something is missing there ... oh you people!!! get your minds out the gutter I mean he is missing a decent pair of trousers!! But there he is with a soft expression on his face. All Gohem lovers please listen to my warning or better the warning SP should have put in front of this scene 'All Gohem-lovers/Ahemholics the next scene is sure to sent you into a francy so be sure to take precautions, thanks very much for the intendtions here it comes SP'. GoHem quite obviously comunicating in front of the whole family 😲😳 good scene. And all else or people with still a working brain (just joking) 😭 lets put our heads down in despair... brainless Jodi 1 (BJ1 from now on because i am a lazy cow) is etablished and ready for take off 😭 gosh dark times are coming
So everyone leaves including Jigar, who glares at Rashi, who has come nearer hearing the devasting news and leaves with a heartbroken expression thinking about the affair business trip he would have had with me the secretary 😭 Gopi is looking at the mandir thanking the wrong god for this misfortune and then leaves. However her BJ1 partner is left thinking or properly his brainy side wresteling with his brainless, Gopi faulted side. and is left with Koki alone!!! I was sitting there thinking 'OMG boy make a move or the feared Koki_Sherlocke questioning will start' hearing me 😆 ahem gets a move on and goes away.
In the lalaland room Gopi is yet again thanking the wrong god but the right one aka Ahem comes and takes the thanks for her. Brainless side must have one because firstly he agrees with her thanking him for this misfortune and secondly because he yet again left the door as far open as is possible!!! So Koki stands there shocked. These irresponsible people will give her a heart attack one day😡😡 idiots, if you want to play with someone's life chose one of the many useless beings at hand and not the only smart cookie you got!!!! She wonders what is going on 'something is fishy' alarm is setting off big time but she knocks and waits to be noticed. Ahem sees her and seems to feel guilty ...😳 if you feel guilty about it don't do it. But Koki comes in and gives the juice to Gopi, who tells her she shouldn't have taken the trouble 🤗 you right for a wicked person like you she shouldn't have 😆 Koki feels the presence of something bad and evil aka BJ1 and is confused and leaves. Oh koki give your son some sense again please, I am begging you. But Koki Ahem relation is still straint, because this hearltess son still hasn't said sorry!!!!
Okay the next scene is a nice gohem scene in which is shown that two of them is really teaming up again however because of the rubbish they are planning (helping the liar) I am not happy but will not ruin this scene for other people. Also I fear the revenge of the gohem/ahem lovers, who properly will force me into deleting this ID and creating a new one with new identity (how about 27, female, Alex from Russia, saleswoman😃) So let me just say that BJ1 is going to be in full swing action soon 🤢 oh yay what fun it will be 🤢
Next scene is CM and Urmi praying desperatelly. Did you notice each day her confidence weakends 😃 YAY!!! and yay!!! because tomorrow the decision will be made and we might still get spared from any Kurmi nonsense in the ME (okay lets all hope for the best!!!!) All come and complain about the noise of the bell but Kurmi says she has to pray and sents them away. Who else noticed the little show dance from Dhaval and Jitu bhai ? if you didn't go and watch the end of the scene again, after Kinjal left from there. It is brilliant and got me laughing🤣
Back in MM next morning Gopi is decorating the mandir and Rashi comes to complain yet again to her sister. well on one hand it is better then her running to Urmi but still annoying what does she think that her relationship with Jigarle will be mended by just a clap of the hands? Or by Gopi saying bilulilubalu bum make them goody good again? Patience, time and love is needed you damn idiot!!!! 😡 get your brain back in action!! However luckily my darling koki comes and interupts them her fishy alarm is going off again. However she tells gopi to go to a temple and Rashi to go along because she and BB ligal can't come. She wants Ahem to drive them but Gopi says that he already left, piercing Koki's heart 🥺 Don't like BJ1 at all now!!!! They hurt my Koki again or better the heartless, useless son of hers did by not infroming her that he is leaving!!!!! 😡😡 Ahem modi you are in big fat trouble with me now!!!! 😡😡 So Koki says okay I asked the driver trying to play over her hurt but everyone with eyes in their head would see apart of the wicked brainless 1 and the liar!!! But the wicked is not happy to make one person unhappy this morning no she has to ruin the day for my Jigarle as well!!! 😡😡 can't stand her at all now!!!! And my Jigarle isn't happy after being asked either but is was his kaki, who asked he couldn't say no. Clever move from brainless 1 aka the wicked here. That was quick thinking, about how to ruin another one's day 👏 not bad this kind of thinking in regards to a certain SR ... No wrong Gopi not RaJi SR but your 🤬 one!!! Idiot!!!! where was I? oh yes thinking like this in regards to her own SR and I think we might get it soon rather then later 😆😉
SO Jigar has to do and they are outside. Rashi has forgotten her purse Jigarle thinking 'what a brainless person I have ended up with. What was my crime in my last life to deserve this?😭' while standing next to brainless 1😆 He says he is going to get the car and Gopi nods and uses her phone to call Ahem. Ahem totally taken aback. OMG Gopi called, why? Because you idiot told her to call you everytime something between RaJi occures!!!! Did I mention that this was plain stupid of you!!!😡 Well Gopi tells him what is going on and he wants to know which temple but just then Jigarle comes with the car but unfortunetelly that won't save him thanks to thinking Ahem 😭 and Rashi comes as well and wants to get in the front seat but Jigarle proves to have a brain and tells Gopi to sit there because of her legs they can't refuse that without looking evil or stupid😆 So Great work Jigarle!!! You are making me proud today
Precap: Ahem being plain stupid taking a call from home on Gopi's phone!!! Gosh he and Gopi and Rashi are going to be in big fat trouble 😆 and I am loving it!!!!! 🤣 have my evil day today 😈
Okay please excuse the lack of details at times but to be honest I finished 2/3 of the post and then it got deleted and I only saved 1/3 of it previously 😭 so had to write is again and decided to lose some detail!!
First of all sorry that I didn't post yesterday but my health went on holiday in the south without telling me beforehand and so I was stranded in the evening with sickness 🤢 today I am better but had to feed the family first before watching the epi so am late with my sarcastic summary. Enough from me lets get on with the sarcasm!!!!!
So we start off with the biggest shocker ever!!! Rashi Jigar Modi coming in to gohem's room without knocking or stopping to be asked in (that is no shocker that is business as usual in lalaland room. SR you are so far off I fear😭) telling Gopi that there was a problem and holding the present I took for an ashtry but Rashi says something else my memory decided not to save for later usage and Gopi agrees and says she should have checked before hand. Well no dear brainless you didn't really have a chance the girl run it snatched the first present which had the sorry fate to feel her touch and ran out again so wicked witch of the brainless you are not at fault at all. And now comes the shocker R😭ashi said "Oh don't worry it wasn't your fault" 😲😲😲 someone please pinch me!!! I can't believe this coming out of the mouth, who normally is much to happy to push the responsibilities of mistakes to other people, mainly gopi and now with this perfect oportunity and she lets it slip. Okay Rashi fans I have to give it to you. She has changed!! ... (at least a little😛) Rashi goes on to cry about the fact that Jigar is leaving and is angry with her. A poor soul I know you do not deserve this treatment. You who are the goodness in person and never made any mistacke or kalakari do not deserve this. (irony at its best😛)
Next scene Ahemholics watch out he walks down the stairs in a blurry, he is so fast it is hard to follow him with the human eye. It is a race him against the by me imagined slug and it is a head to haed race till the first step but then with a giant leap the slug goes ahead of our Ahem. Can ahem attack once again or ... no no the slug is the clear winner. Ahem Modi is only in second place 😭 yes yes ahemholics it is very disappointing but please let me ask the hero of your ☺️ fantasies what the matter was. "Well I was thinking and thinking about what my wife Gopi better known as brainless 1 or the wicked said about RaJi and what I said back so I was a little distracted from my task." Yes yes darling but please tell me why haven't you still burned these sorry excuse of a pair of trousers and what will you tell your mum when she finds out about this carelessness? "Hey that are my favourite trousers and if I burn them what should I do with the Jacket of it?" Burn it as well. Let the fire of the saathiyans hate for it, burn it with the power of a 1000 suns 😈 Muhahahaha "Ermm ... you are scary ... okay and what to tell my mum if she ... *pales* I have to go" And there he is running for cover in a never seen speed. 🤣 okay sorry so much crap I have till yet never written in a summary but I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! And now you read it so it is to late to warn for this waste of time😈 (evilness is on the move today!!!) Well okay back to the epi. So Ahem has reached the bottom of the stairs after thinking and looking tensed and reaches for his phone and at this minute is was clear to me that the birth of brainless jodi one has just been comleted!!!! It had been a long journey but now the cv's have reached their goal brainless jodi 1 is born!!!!
But let me go on to better things 😍 my Jigarle and who was it again oh yes BB ligal 🤢 in the mandir. Jigarle is taking the blessing from his mum and isn't he super cute while doing so? How he stands there patiently with folded hands 🤗 aww just want to hug and cuddle him!!! So the backstabber leaves and wicked is on the move closely followed by the liar, who however does not step into the mandir!!! ... Why? Does she fear devine punishment for her sins? Or didn't she have a shower in ages? 😆 You never know, you never know. So there stands the wicked and my Jigarle properly already knows that trouble is brewing because he isn't that pleased to see her but he tells himself 'lets butter her up a bit maybe than I don't have to listen to the nonsense she prodces' A though an action. He tells her that he needs her blessing to be successful "Oh wicked you almighty tell me how to get people to dance to my tune as you have successfully done witm bhai" but the wicked is not ready to share anything and tells him that he surely will be successful.
Okay people going away from the sarcasm I have to say that this was a good JiPi scene, however you could clearly see that Jigar saw the doom coming!!!
So the wicked tells him that she wanted to asked him something and the idiot (did you read ahemholics I called my fav an idiot so get off my backs!!!!) says yes sure I do anything for you. However a split second later he is cursing himself for this idiocy!!!! But the wicked won't let him of the hook and goes on without mercy telling him to give the liar yet again a chance and that she is sorry and bla bla bla but Jigarle says NO!!! 👏🥳 well done darling!!! I was worried for you in the hospital but that was useless efford. The wicked does go on and tries to get him on her side but he stays strong (oh man oh man Jigarle is a man!!!) and then everyone comes and gives Jigar there blessings. However Rashi still stays out side the mandir to affraid or unable to enter (I still wouldn't rule the devine punishment) and then turns and asked where the lazy bum of a driver is aka Ahem, who comes and tells breaks Jigarle's and my heart 🥺😭 saying that he does not need to go and lying about the business partner having called him it was the otherway around you!!!!!😡 😭 and there are all my plans going to was, what I wanted to do with him, what I wanted to show him, how I wanted to have fun with him ☺️ 😭 All are shocked. However did you see how the 'here is something fishy' alarm bell set off in Koki's head? 😆 so obvious!! I tell you the woman is a mind reader!!!
Okay all Ahem fans look at this scene your hero standing there the smexy self he is, don't look below his waiste because something is missing there ... oh you people!!! get your minds out the gutter I mean he is missing a decent pair of trousers!! But there he is with a soft expression on his face. All Gohem lovers please listen to my warning or better the warning SP should have put in front of this scene 'All Gohem-lovers/Ahemholics the next scene is sure to sent you into a francy so be sure to take precautions, thanks very much for the intendtions here it comes SP'. GoHem quite obviously comunicating in front of the whole family 😲😳 good scene. And all else or people with still a working brain (just joking) 😭 lets put our heads down in despair... brainless Jodi 1 (BJ1 from now on because i am a lazy cow) is etablished and ready for take off 😭 gosh dark times are coming
So everyone leaves including Jigar, who glares at Rashi, who has come nearer hearing the devasting news and leaves with a heartbroken expression thinking about the affair business trip he would have had with me the secretary 😭 Gopi is looking at the mandir thanking the wrong god for this misfortune and then leaves. However her BJ1 partner is left thinking or properly his brainy side wresteling with his brainless, Gopi faulted side. and is left with Koki alone!!! I was sitting there thinking 'OMG boy make a move or the feared Koki_Sherlocke questioning will start' hearing me 😆 ahem gets a move on and goes away.
In the lalaland room Gopi is yet again thanking the wrong god but the right one aka Ahem comes and takes the thanks for her. Brainless side must have one because firstly he agrees with her thanking him for this misfortune and secondly because he yet again left the door as far open as is possible!!! So Koki stands there shocked. These irresponsible people will give her a heart attack one day😡😡 idiots, if you want to play with someone's life chose one of the many useless beings at hand and not the only smart cookie you got!!!! She wonders what is going on 'something is fishy' alarm is setting off big time but she knocks and waits to be noticed. Ahem sees her and seems to feel guilty ...😳 if you feel guilty about it don't do it. But Koki comes in and gives the juice to Gopi, who tells her she shouldn't have taken the trouble 🤗 you right for a wicked person like you she shouldn't have 😆 Koki feels the presence of something bad and evil aka BJ1 and is confused and leaves. Oh koki give your son some sense again please, I am begging you. But Koki Ahem relation is still straint, because this hearltess son still hasn't said sorry!!!!
Okay the next scene is a nice gohem scene in which is shown that two of them is really teaming up again however because of the rubbish they are planning (helping the liar) I am not happy but will not ruin this scene for other people. Also I fear the revenge of the gohem/ahem lovers, who properly will force me into deleting this ID and creating a new one with new identity (how about 27, female, Alex from Russia, saleswoman😃) So let me just say that BJ1 is going to be in full swing action soon 🤢 oh yay what fun it will be 🤢
Next scene is CM and Urmi praying desperatelly. Did you notice each day her confidence weakends 😃 YAY!!! and yay!!! because tomorrow the decision will be made and we might still get spared from any Kurmi nonsense in the ME (okay lets all hope for the best!!!!) All come and complain about the noise of the bell but Kurmi says she has to pray and sents them away. Who else noticed the little show dance from Dhaval and Jitu bhai ? if you didn't go and watch the end of the scene again, after Kinjal left from there. It is brilliant and got me laughing🤣
Back in MM next morning Gopi is decorating the mandir and Rashi comes to complain yet again to her sister. well on one hand it is better then her running to Urmi but still annoying what does she think that her relationship with Jigarle will be mended by just a clap of the hands? Or by Gopi saying bilulilubalu bum make them goody good again? Patience, time and love is needed you damn idiot!!!! 😡 get your brain back in action!! However luckily my darling koki comes and interupts them her fishy alarm is going off again. However she tells gopi to go to a temple and Rashi to go along because she and BB ligal can't come. She wants Ahem to drive them but Gopi says that he already left, piercing Koki's heart 🥺 Don't like BJ1 at all now!!!! They hurt my Koki again or better the heartless, useless son of hers did by not infroming her that he is leaving!!!!! 😡😡 Ahem modi you are in big fat trouble with me now!!!! 😡😡 So Koki says okay I asked the driver trying to play over her hurt but everyone with eyes in their head would see apart of the wicked brainless 1 and the liar!!! But the wicked is not happy to make one person unhappy this morning no she has to ruin the day for my Jigarle as well!!! 😡😡 can't stand her at all now!!!! And my Jigarle isn't happy after being asked either but is was his kaki, who asked he couldn't say no. Clever move from brainless 1 aka the wicked here. That was quick thinking, about how to ruin another one's day 👏 not bad this kind of thinking in regards to a certain SR ... No wrong Gopi not RaJi SR but your 🤬 one!!! Idiot!!!! where was I? oh yes thinking like this in regards to her own SR and I think we might get it soon rather then later 😆😉
SO Jigar has to do and they are outside. Rashi has forgotten her purse Jigarle thinking 'what a brainless person I have ended up with. What was my crime in my last life to deserve this?😭' while standing next to brainless 1😆 He says he is going to get the car and Gopi nods and uses her phone to call Ahem. Ahem totally taken aback. OMG Gopi called, why? Because you idiot told her to call you everytime something between RaJi occures!!!! Did I mention that this was plain stupid of you!!!😡 Well Gopi tells him what is going on and he wants to know which temple but just then Jigarle comes with the car but unfortunetelly that won't save him thanks to thinking Ahem 😭 and Rashi comes as well and wants to get in the front seat but Jigarle proves to have a brain and tells Gopi to sit there because of her legs they can't refuse that without looking evil or stupid😆 So Great work Jigarle!!! You are making me proud today
Precap: Ahem being plain stupid taking a call from home on Gopi's phone!!! Gosh he and Gopi and Rashi are going to be in big fat trouble 😆 and I am loving it!!!!! 🤣 have my evil day today 😈
Okay please excuse the lack of details at times but to be honest I finished 2/3 of the post and then it got deleted and I only saved 1/3 of it previously 😭 so had to write is again and decided to lose some detail!!
Love the post Kristin! 
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