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Posted: 13 years ago
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SCOOP: Big Boss Had indeed invited PB and Mandy for BB-5 FINALS!!!

Don't believe the rumours!🤪

Big Boss had called up both these ladies and asked them to be there for the FINALS. Cruiser Times brings you the inside info! 🥳

Reason they could not make it for the FINALS were entirely different to what you are being fed with or you are imagining!


This is the reality:


BIG BOSS:
Mandeep-----Aapko ye jaankar khushi hogi ki Big Boss aapko Big Boss-5 ke FINALS mein bulaana chaahte hain! Big Boss khud aapse sun-na chaahte hain, ki aap FINALS ke liye Big Boss-5 ke studios aur ghar mein aayengi!


MANDEEP BEVLI:
"Main naheen aa sakta Big Boss. Sorry!----------Wahaan par sab Men log,---- ladki log ko idhar-udhar hands lagaata hai Big Boss! -----Amar toh apna both hands mein utha ke Gole-Gole ghumaata bhi hai!-------------MAIN SIRF APNA BOYFRIEND KA PROPERTY HOON BIG BOSS----------"

(turns emotional)



Mandep Continues: (Sob-Sob-Sob--Sniff)---" Waise bhi mujhko paanch din se Potty Naheen aa raha Big Boss! -----Main Har-din, DAILY, Isab Gol Khaa Raha Hoon aur Kaayam Choorna Chaat raha hoon Big Boss!-------Mera Digestive System, bina Balance ka Vodafone SIM Card jaisa ho gaya hai Big Boss---Incoming chaalu hai, (sob-Sob-Sniff)--- Outgoing bilkul band hai Big Boss😭---Main Naheen aa sakta, Naheen Aa Sakta, Naheen Aa Sakta!"
😭
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With Pooja Bedi, following was the conversation:

BIG BOSS:
Pooja. Big Boss chaahte hain, Ki Finals ke din Sabki tarah, aap bhi aayein aur chand shabd kahein..


POOJA BEDI (Squeaks): Auuuooo Big Boss Maine toh pehle se hi speech bhi tayyar kar rakhi hai-------.Maine apna Vish-Kanya waala Metal-Naag---- it's a Cobra,you know, -------bhi ready kiya hai-----.see,I will look like this Big Boss. Kaisa hai? Cooo-cooo, auuu!!!:




BIG BOSS (coughs): Big Boss chaahte hain, aap apni speech sunaayein--

POOJA BEDI (that stupid kiddish nakhra): ooouuunnn-----.Big Boss, pehle bataiye kaun jeetega-----.bataiye naa pllleeeassse!!😛

BIG BOSS: Maan leejiye, Juhi Parmar ye show jeet jaayein, toh??
😲

POOJA BEDI (screams like Sridevi bitten by a scorpion): Auuu---Ooo-----ooo-----.Love you, Love you love you, love you Big Boss!! --------Kukki, I am so proud of my Paali-paali-paaali-paaali Kukki, Meli Kukki-Chukki hai tu-------auuu. I always knew Kukki you are going to win. God is great, people saw the truth and appreciated true values of friendship and honesty. Love you Kukki, Love you Sky, Love you Sunny, Love you Big Boss, Love you Salman!!!-----(Swivels her body left right-left right like a well trained female chimp of Gemini Circus and starts singing)-WE ARE THE FOUR BEST FRIENDS---- WE ARE THE FOUR BEST FRIENDS...

Big BOSS: Pooja. Aur agar Mahek Jeet jaayein toh??😲

POOJA BEDI (Smile vanishes, frown of Lalita Pawar appears on face):😡 In that case my speech would be, it is sad that just as I had tweeted many times before, people expected better from Colors and Endemol. It is not right on part of a host to bulldoze other contestants and host should stay out of the politics of house. -----" I will hug Juhi and say,"God bless you Kukki, you are the real winner---Sky, you are the real winner------Sunny you are the real winner----I am the real winner--------WE ARE THE FOUR BEST FRIENDS, WE WILL STAY TOGETHER-----hooo---hooo!---Kaisa hai Big Boss??"😍

BIG BOSS (Clearly souding annoyed as hell): Aur agar Amar ya Sid jeet jaayein toh?😡

POOJA BEDI (Rolls up her eyes, forty something acting as an 8 year old): Well, in that case Big Boss, meri speech hogi ki I am so happy that Maine hamesha sacchai ka saath diya, bina dare maine Salman Khan ke bare mein tweet kiya, Mahek ko expose kiya! Thanks to my conviction in my Tweets, Channel ne Mahek ko naheen jitaaya aur as a compromise candidate, Amar ya Sid ko Jitaya-----..then, I will hug Juhi and say,"God bless you Kukki, you are the real winner----.Sky, you are the real winner-----Sunny you are the real winner-------I am the real winner-----WE ARE THE FOUR BEST FRIENDS, WE WILL STAY TOGETHER!----hooo---hooo!---Kaisa hai Big Boss??"
😍

BIG BOSS: Pooja! Aapne pehle kaha thha aapke liye aapke Bacche, sabse adhik mahatva-poorna hain?😕

POOJA BEDI (Nods like Chidambaram in a No-No-No-No swivel of head when he wants to say YES-YES-YES-YES):
Woh toh hai Big Boss. 100%. Aapko yaad hai, pehle bhi maine apne saare---292 fans ko bola thha ki I want to celebrate B'day of my daughter with her and please don't vote for me???

BIG BOSS: Pooja, tab humne aapki appeal TV par naheen dikhayi thhi, but hum aapki bhaavnaon ki kadar karte hain! Big Boss chaahte hain ki aap apna samay,Bacchon ke sath bitaayein aur Big Boss Season-5 mein vyarth naa gavaien! Dhanyawaad Pooja!---DAFA HO JAAYIYE YAHAAN SE AB!!!😡😡😡
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Awesome visualisation cruiserji
Just what mandeep & pb would say
You just made my day 😊
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Posted: 13 years ago
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But seriously could have taken our nazuk dil into consideration & spared us the horror of vishkanya
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hope you are not MANDY BEVLY--maanddy!😛

Thanks for the like...glad you laughed!😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

u r funny yaar🤗
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: praj_bits

Hillarious as usual!!!

Thanks praj_bits!😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: boredsoul

Awesome visualisation cruiserji
Just what mandeep & pb would say
You just made my day 😊



Thanks boredsoul ji...ab toh HappySoul ya AmusedSoul ya EntertainedSOul ban jao...😛
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: cruiser51



Thanks boredsoul ji...ab toh HappySoul ya AmusedSoul ya EntertainedSOul ban jao...😛



Boredsoul hoon isliye toh aap humien happy karneki koshish kar rahe hain
Agar happy soul hojaaon aur aapne posts karna bandh kar diya toh 😲
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: cruiser51



Hope you are not MANDY BEVLY--maanddy!😛

Thanks for the like...glad you laughed!😛




No! 😆

I am not Mandy...I am Maddy but this name came out from my limitless love to one character named Maan! So I surrendered myself to his name! 😆

I hope you got what I said, coz I need sec after I typed that, what exactly I'm saying! 🤣


BTW, My most fav past in this post : That "Vishkanya" Part! 😆



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