The kiss dispenser - New!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Introducing the first kiss dispenser of the world under the brand name of 'Munna -The tireless kiss dispenser'!

THE KISS DISPENSER - A kiss a session keeps the you know away!

This is a premium product that is infused with many never before heard of features that enhances your love life. The rate of kiss dispension is 25 kisses per minute. There are special knobs to cater to the speed and the texture you may fancy - Slow, fast and medium and soft, hard, supreme respectively. It is designed to work on all surfaces and suitable for all ages, marriage status no bar. The guarantee is for one night and the side-effects are euphoria, ecstacy, pure bliss and after the completion of the session assures great undisturbed sleep.We will not take responsibility for the after-effects.It may range anything from complete denial to complete guilt.On buying this product you will recieve a free trial and a catalogue that will assist you in getting the maximum benefits from this amazing product.Free- Audio of Jiya dhadak dhadak jaya to bring in the mood and the effect!

INTRODUCTORY PRICE: Your virginity

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to insensitive husbands and pesky boyfriends and experience the magic of love.

Come fall in love!

Thank you for your interest in us. We look forward to a long term association with you!

Happy kissing!

R.Om

Sales manager for the romance line

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fatmah5000 thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 😆 can i be the first one?.... 😆
ready to under go those side effects...... 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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I'll buy whatever the side effects are…. Let me know how & when shud I pay u…. & also how will I get my kiss dispenser…. Btw do u accept credit cards....... 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
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credit cards? hehe auditi.. funny..
namo thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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OMG lmaoooooooooooooo 😆 too gud 😃
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
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So manay despos? 😆 Gosh! Never thought about credit cards.Never expected such a thriving business!Nor di I think about the delivering facilities. Gosh gosh How careless of me.And Jesus Christ!The kiss dispenser is dozing off! Guys technical problems.Will be back shortly with all the details. 😳 😳 Untill then you may want to browse the other shopping guide.Sorry for thr inconvinience. 😳
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 couldn't stop laughing...Ragga u r really funny.. 😆
Edited by methela - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
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OMG.... raaga u r tooo funny yaar...
kiss dispenser... word sunte hi hasi aa rahi hei...

well good going with ur busines..
of course how can i step back.. I am also ready for it... 😆 😛

luv,
savi
soapaddict thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Raaga,

You are too funny! And damn creative. Are you a writer? You should go into journalism, marketing or both 😆
Can I sign up? And I love the mood music... very appropriate!

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