This awards ceremony is in parts... and we'll be putting up parts randomly throughout tonight. 😃 Also, we'd like to request that the winners post a speech. And if your friend is a winner and is not here, we'd like for you to post on their behalf. Thanks jaans!
Shakil: Aw man... I'm getting late! *looks at himself in the mirror* Lookin' good, Shaks... Now stay calm and everything'll be okay... Tonight is your big night! *takes a deep breath and stares at the ring in his hand*
Crew member: *sticks head into make up room* Shakil, they're waiting!
Shakil: *stuffs the ring in his pocket and walks out to where his co-hosts are standing*
Crew member: And you're on in 3, 2-
Taheera: Hey everyone and welcome to the first ever JJKN FORUM AWARDS!!! I'm your host Tiki-
Shakil: I'm Shaks...
Priya: And I'm Priya.
With us tonight is a very dear friend, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ABHISHEK!!!
Shakil: *thinking: WHAT?! Who's that?! And what is he doing here?!*
Abhishek: Hey! Is everyone excited or what?!
*crowd goes wild*
Priya and Taheera: *big grin*
Shakil: Psst... Priya... Who is this?
Priya: Shakil... I'll tell you later... you have to say something, remember?
Shakil: Oh yeah... Our sponsors tonight are Apu's Sweet Shoppe, because Apu's jelabi jaisi koi nahin! And Nudie's balloons and drinks.
Taheera: HECK YEAH! GO NUDIE!!!
Priya: Apu can just go nude...
Shakil: *glare*
Abhishek: Before we announce the awards... we'd just like to say... That we'll be back after the break!
Preview:
Nandu: Don't go anywhere! The JJKN Forum Awards will be back soon!
PART TWO!
Backstage:
Shakil: *watches Priya and Taheera talk with Abhishek*
Priya: Yeah, don't worry about it, you were great!
Shakil: *narrows eyes*
Taheera: Hey, I'm going to go fix my hair real quick...
Abhishek: Hurry back...
Taheera: Don't worry, I will. *leaves*
Shakil: Priya!
Priya: Yeah?
Shakil: Could I talk to you for a sec?
Priya: *to Abhishek* Excuse me...
Abhishek: *shrug* Sure. *wanders off to the make up room*
Shakil: Priya... Just WHO is he?!
Priya: A friend...
Shakil: That I didn't know about! Why didn't you tell me?
Priya: It was really short notice...
Shakil: Yeah right! You're hiding something!
Priya: Shakil... I don't understand... Why would I be hiding something from you?
Taheera: Priya! Shakie! Come on we have to go onstage!
Shakil: *brushes past Priya angrily*
Priya: *confused*
Taheera: Priyaaaa come on! The guys're already onstage!
Priya: Shakil's... mad at me...
Taheera: What?! Why?!
Priya: I don't know...
Crew member: What are you doing here?! You're supposed to be onstage!
Taheera: Gah, tell me about it later!
*Taheera and Priya rush onto stage*
*crowd clapping*
Taheera: Psst... Abhi! What did we miss?
Abhishek: Nandu's coming on stage... What took you so long?
Taheera: W-
Priya: Nothing...
Abhishek: Okay...
Shakil: *fuming*
Nandu: Hey! How're the IFians doing tonight?!
*crowd goes wild*
Nandu: Okay, well I was told to announce the awards that were non-voteable... Here we go:
The award for oldest member goes to....
NKSUDHIR aka NEELAM!!!
born in 1963
Neelam: Thanks TAHEERA, PRIYAA AND SHAKSTAR for giving me an award for: THE OLDEST MEMBER OF THE FORUM. I feel so thrilled to receive the very FIRST award of JJKN2006. I feel really proud to be an oldest member of the Forum because I believe that OLD IS GOLD. I didn't just lived my life as counting my age year by year. I studied, struggled and worked enough in my life that I am in fact really proud of myself where I am today. I am more proud to me a member of JJKN forum and friend of so many kids who are my kids age, but I don't feel any age difference here. I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU WILL ALWAYS REMAIN IN MY HEART.
I just want to tell you that I have a very strong friendship bonding with my own kids as well. You guys are all an Asset, I have acquired during our JJKN SAFAR. (I am an accountant and talk in accounting language. Just kidding😆)
Congratulations to all other winners:Priya, Shakstar, Mallika,Sowmyaa and Shreya. 👍🏼 🤗 👏
Priyaa darling all I have to tell yoU is, " GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES." 🤗 and Shakil darling I must say this to you that you are lucky to be the tallest because when you bow in front of every one to say Hello or Naameste, you will not really become smaller; actually you will become bigger than the person you are bowing to.
The youngest one in our forum is...
MARVELOUS.MALKS aka MALLIKA!!!
born in 1992
Abhishek: Whoa... that's 29 years!
Taheera: Hey! Give me back my calculator!
Towering above us all is...
SHAKSTAR aka SHAKIL!!!
height: 6 feet 3 inches
The shortest one in our forum is...
PRIYAAA aka PRIYA!!!
height: 3 feet 2 inches
Shakil: HAHAHA I'm basically twice your size! *poke*
Priya: -_- *goes to give her speech*
well, first i'd like to thank God, for not blessing me with
ample growth hormones (but trust me, he gave me PLENTY of hormones
of another nature 😉 ). next i'd like to express my sincere gratitute to my
progenitors, who have bequeathed to me their genes for this dearth of
altitude. and to all you tall folk, who've made me feel even smaller than i
am, thank you for making me feel 'special' (ed 😛 )!
another big thanks to the hosts of this awards ceremony. they just
deserve the biggest of thanks 😃 especially the dork who made the lame
crappy graphics. you should give her a cookie.
*applause*
The member who's been a part of IF the longest is...
SOWMYAA aka SOWMYA!!!
date: Monday 23rd August 2004
Sowmya: Thank you so much priyaji, shakil and tikki dear for the award 😳 I feel really proud to be one of the oldest member still around in jassi forum. It has been a great journey traveling with all you guys through this safar. It indeed was a great experience knowing and being friends to so many teens and young shaitans, also with friends who are older to me and with friends who are my age. This section in indeed a blend and it was fun to know everyone of you here who comes from different country, different religion, different states, speak different languages, like different characters of show, but still love our very own show- Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin!! I never knew that mere show could give you such friends who are so sweet and it's great to experience such bond with virtual friends. Ok so now I don't want to be one of those who don't want to leave stage for ever 😆 so I'll again like to thank priya, tikki, shakil and all of you friends for this wonderful award!!
Love ya all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤗
The newest member of our forum (as of now) is...
SHREYA_S aka SHREYA!!!
date: Monday June 19th 2006
Shreya: the one special person i wanna thank is my best friend Ananya whom u all know as Anu. She is been missing u all these days and its only for her that i came to know about IF and the lovely people here.
And the hosts of the awards( TAHEERA, PRIYAA AND SHAKSTAR) A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR U THREE 👏 .U THREE SHUD GET THE AWARD FOR THE BEST HOST OF THE EVENING.
THANKING U AGAIN
Priya: Props to Sowmya for sticking with us for so long, and welcome Shreya!
Nandu: Congratulations everyone!
Shakil: Thanks Nandu! Now onto our next award...
Priya: But before that, a little break!
Taheera: See ya!
Preview:
Pari: Mmm... Who's the Sweetest? The Most Creative? The Funniest? Stay tuned the JJKN Awards to find out! *wink*
PART THREE
And now... we are proud to present... APU'S ANGELS!!!
Tiki's solo:
Backstage, Make up room:
Shakil: *looking in the mirror* You totally blew it... Tonight was supposed to be PERFECT! That Abhishek! What business does he have here?! Man... Everything's ruined...
Girls' Make up room:
Taheera: He said what?!
Priya: I know... I don't get it...
Abhishek: *sticks his head in* Hey girls... What's up?
Taheera: Abhi!!! You're not supposed to be in here!
Abhishek: *comes in* And why not? Is there a rule that says I can't see-
Shakil: Hey... Abhishek... Can I talk to you?
*Priya and Taheera look at each other, puzzled*
Abhishek: *shrug* Sure man. *walks out with Shakil* What's up?
Shakil: Stay away from her.
Abhishek: What? I don't follow...
Shakil: Just stay away from her.
Abhishek: Listen, man, I don't know what your problem is but-
Taheera: Abhi! Shakie! We're on in all of 5 seconds, come on let's go!!!
*all race onto stage*
Priya: Welcome back to the 2006 JJKN Awards! And now for some very special awards... We'd like to call Pari on stage to announce them...
Pari: *giggle* How's everyone doing tonight?
*crowd goes crazy*
Shakil: The first award we're giving out tonight is going out to someone who's sugar personified!
Abhishek: The forum's sweetest member!
Pari: And the award goes to... AABHA!!!!
*applause*
Shakil: Moving on to our next award... Hey, Priya... Wanna see what I made?
Priya: Sure...
Priya: Uhhh...
Taheera: Ha! No wonder you didn't get this award!
Abhishek: The most creative! If you could do the honors, Pari?
Pari: *giggle* And the award goes to, SWEETSORROW18 aka KHUSH!!!
*applause*
Abhishek: Hey Tiki!
Taheera: Yeah?
Abhishek: What did one milk say to the other?
Taheera: What?
Abhishek: Hey dhood (dude)!
Priya: Haha!
Shakil: Oh yeah? Well what did the banana say when everyone left him?
Priya: What?
Shakil: Main akela!
Taheera: Pfft, I'm sure the winner of this award can do MUCH better than you two! The most humorous award! Pari?
Pari: The award goes to... MOONDUST aka MONI!
*applause*
Priya: Everyone enjoying themselves so far?
*crowd yells: YEAH!*
Shakil: Good... Let's take a break!
Preview:
Aryan: The most helpful, most besharam, and the best writer... Want to know? Here's a hint... it's not me (nor is it JandA)! *big grin* Stay tuned! And now... a word from our sponsors:PART FOUR!!
Backstage:
Shakil: You didn't like the picture...
Priya: What? Shakil...
Shakil: I bet Abhishek could do better, eh?
Priya: Shakil, it's not like that! Why are you acting so strange?
Shakil: Forget it...
Onstage:
Abhishek: And welcome back! To recap: Aabha won sweetest member, Khush won most creative, and Moni won most humorous!
*applause*
Taheera: And now, for our next set of awards... Could Mr. Aryan Seth come on stage, please?
Aryan: Are you guys enjoying yourselves?!
*crowd goes wild*
Shakil: Hey, Abhishek.... You look thirsty man... Want some water?
Abhishek: Er... sure...
Shakil: *dumps entire water bottle on his head*
Abhishek: *soaked*
Priya: The winner of this particular award would be much nicer than that!
Taheera: Yeah... the most helpful award!
Aryan: And the winner is... LASHFOREVER aka LASHY!!!
*applause*
Abhishek: *sneeze* Our next award... is to someone who makes us... blush.
Shakil: *glare* The most besharam award!
Aryan: And the award goes to... PRIYAAA aka PRIYA!!!
*applause*
Priya: *big grin* Roses are red, violets are blue, Tiki's a hippo and she smells, too!
Taheera: *sigh* Priya, you may be besharam, but you're no writer!
Abhishek: The best writer!
Aryan: And the award goes to... BLYTON aka ANJALI!!!
*applause*
Shakil: We'll be back after the break! Stay tuned to the 2006 JJKN Forum Awards!
Preview:
Mallika: You just saw my brother, now you'll see me! I'm coming to the 2006 JJKN Forum Awards! Watch out!
The 2006 JJKN Forum Awards are brought to you by:
BURGER KING:
Mumtaz Mango Jassi:
and GOAAAAAAAAAAAA 😃
PART FIVEEE!
Onstage: a SPECIAL performance by our very own, MOST CREATIVE MEMBER, KHUSHHHHHHH!! (aka sweetsorrow18😉)
DANCE KHUSH, DANCE!!!!!!!!!😃 MAKE STUDDY HUBBY PROUD!
and umm..another performance by..Band of Boys!!
Karan (of BoB): *comes in front of stage* Would Ms. Shilpa Saklani please come to the stage...
Shilpa: *sitting in audience* 😳 *walks up to stage*
Karan: *kneels down, hoding shila's hand* shilpa..do you have a bandaid?
Shilpa:😕 no..why?😕
Karan: because I hurt myself real bad when I fell for you!!!!!!
Shilpa: 😳
Karan: Shilpa..you are my life! I am the jello, and you are the whipped cream! Darling, together we make the sweetest low-calorie combo in the world! So on tha note, will you marry me?😳
Shilpa: OH KARAN!! OH JELLO!!!!!!!!!!! I am not your whipped cream, for I am your fan!! *falls into Karan's arms* OF COURSE I'll marry you!!!!!
Karan: *carries Shilpa offstage*
*crickets chirping*
Priya: well..that was interesting..*runs away*
Backstage:
Crew Member: *hands Abhishek a towel*
Abhishek: Thanks...
Taheera: Go change before you catch a cold!
Abhishek: What? I don't look good when I'm wet?
Priya: *laughs*
Taheera: Chup! Just go!
Abhishek: Okay, okay... *leaves*
Priya: You know Shakil... that wasn't very nice...
Shakil: Well, what you did wasn't very nice either.
Priya: What?! What did I do?!
Shakil: You didn't tell me he was coming!
Taheera: But Shakil, that wasn't her fault!
Shakil: Stay out of this, Tiki!
Taheera: *goes away*
Priya: What is your problem?!
Abhishek: Hey, what's going on? We need to be onstage in a minute...
Shakil: Okay... *goes onstage*
Abhishek: Priya, where's Tiki?
Priya: I think she might be in her make up room.
Abhishek: You go onstage... I'll get her.
Priya: Okay...
Onstage:
Shakil: Please welcome, Ms. Mallika Seth!
Mallika: *glare*
Shakil: Suri! I meant Mallika Suri!
Mallika: Has anyone seen Armaan?!
*silence, crickets chirp*
*Abhishek and Taheera come onstage*
Priya: Umm... er... Our first award tonight goes to someone who works very hard.
Taheera: Even harder than us when we worked on this ceremony?!
Shakil: MUCH harder....
Abhishek: The award for the most dedicated!
Mallika: And the award goes to... BOPARAISONIA aka SONIA!!!
*applause*
Abhishek: Can you guess the next award?
Priya: That's right! The award for the biggest shaitan!
Mallika: And the award goes to... SHAKSTAR aka SHAKIL!!!
Shakil: Yeah! *big grin*
Taheera: The next award is for someone who's the OPPOSITE of Shaks here...
Abhishek: The most well-behaved award!
Mallika: And the award goes to... ANJUBALA!!!
*applause*
Priya: This is the 2006 JJKN Forum Awards! We'll be back after the break!
Preview:
Parmeet: Hey, it's Raj! Stay tuned to the 2006 JJKN Forum Awards!
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