HP Rejected Titles

FROM MUGGLENET:

Harry Potter and the Urinal of Wisdom There's Something About Harry Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony Harry Potter Meets Mary Poppins Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry Potter and the Flobberworm from Hell Harry Potter and the Mysterious, Smelly Bathroom Stall Harry Potter and the Attack of the Rabid Snitch Harry Potter and the Parking Meter Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues Harry Potter and the Mime that Wouldn't be Quiet Harry Potter and the Absolutely Unnecessary, Stupid, Pathetic, Desperate,
Elephant, Redundant, Stretched Out Way-Too-Long Title Harry Potter and the Pie Eating Contest Harry Potter and the Bald Potter Harry Potter and the Ketchup that Turned Green Harry Potter and the Case of the Clean but Unfolded Laundry. Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Mean, Sinister, Deranged, Killer Bunny Rabbit of Death! Harry Potter and the Slimy, Oily, Greasy Haired Professor
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Telemarketer
Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape's Really Awesome Pink Boxers
that Happens to be Worn Every Day of His Life
Harry Potter and the Cursed Toilet Seat
Harry Potter and the Dead Battery
Harry Potter and the Rogue Thermometer
Harry Potter and the 30-Year-Old Calendar
Harry Potter and Lockhart's Untamed Chest Hair (Thanks, Brittany and Christy)
Harry Potter Meets James Bond after James Bond Finds out he is a Wizard and Must Attend Hogwarts for His Own Good (Thanks, Elpaso1234) Harry Potter and the Gurgling Loo of Death (Thanks, Kaitlin) Harry Potter and the Ring of Power (Thanks, Krysta) Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets (Thanks, Kali) Harry Potter stars in "Ginny and Colin's Harry Potter Fan Club!" (Thanks, Rachel)
Harry Potter, The Fellowship of the Prophecy
Harry Potter, The North Tower
Harry Potter, The Return of the Headmaster

Harry Potter, The Many-Faced Menace
Harry Potter, Attack of the Muggle-Borns
Harry Potter, Revenge of the Death Eaters
Harry Potter, A New Hope
Harry Potter, The Dark Side Strikes Back

Harry Potter, Return of the Wizard (Thanks, Jeffrey)

From the BBC

Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum

Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike

Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer

Harry Potter And The Gringott's Bank Job

Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film

Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign

Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise

Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of cTolkien

Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader

Harry Potter - It's SO Unfair!

Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem

Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer

Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic

Harry Potter And The Ratings War

Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms

Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees

Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9

Harry Potter And The Dragon's Breath

Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England

Harry Potter The Broom of Doom

Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000

Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt

Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater

Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce

Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident

Harry Potter And The Goblin' Teasmade

and people actually thought these could be the titles of the next buk???????? 😆

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stupid ppl be a bit more sensible!!!!!!!
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lol realli funnie titles 😆

😆 😆 yaar people beleiveed these

These titles made me choke on my coffee now.....very hilarious! 😆

really these titles r soooooooooooooo funny 😆

eesh....i'm happy JKR is brainy when it comes to book titles!!! 😆 😆 😆

u bet harshu 😆 😆 😆

😆 😆 omg.....thr r loadz of funny 1s....vry funny.... 😆