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ram, aki, nitin and raghu meets at IRIS club again. nitin is very
sad. mr raghu " kya hua munna aunty ne data kya(in taunting way)"
nitin gets angry and says "i m bored with this daily life wohi apna
kaam woh ghar, maa and fir shaam ko yaha milte hai batein karte hain
drinks lete hain aur chalejate hain i want something new" aki mixes
black drink with orange and tells nitin" yeh le naya flavour bus" all
three laughs at nitin . nitin stares at them.
mr philospher Ram says" i know nitin u r passing through bachlor
stage, jaka akelapan hai, bechaini hai, surrounding ki pareshani hai"
raghu cuts in bet " iski surrondings to hum hain" then a layer of
laughter for three of them again. rahu says " sorry yaar i know tum
hum se parshaan ho " nitin calls waiter and tells him to take that
mixed drink and bring some new cocktail. waiter tells him some names
but nitin is confused his freinds are pulling his leg in every
matter. suddenly a beautiful lady arrives and tells him to try
casanova. nitin orders the waiter to order that .that lady is
continously staring at nitin. she comes ahead ram gives her his hand
but she ignors him and says hi to nitin and introduces herself" hi i
m shyla" nitin gets interested and shakes his hand. Then a man enters
and tells " hi i m manish shyla ka husband" bechara nitin. ram raghu
and aki ka to hassi ka fuwara hi choot jata hai. nitin again" why me
always " raghu consoles him.then aki's cellphone rings its his masi
from manipal. aki is saying" kya kaun... uski beti....mere
yahaan...kyon .....nikal gayi...ok" he informs that his masi from
manipal is sending his maid;s daughter raghu is means ur mummyji ki
sisterji ki baiji ki daughterji.
ram is happy chalo tuje company to mili. aki is very angry he says"
mein koi babysiter nahi hoon jo bai ki ladki ko mere yaha rakhoon.
mein usse itna kaam karwaoonga ki woh do din mein bhaag jayegi:haan
do din mein bhaag jayegi" all stares at him as aki has become hitler.
nitin is sitting at bar next to shyla and her husband . shyla is in
between, nitin is sad. shyla gets a sneeze. nitin says "god bless u"
manish is jealous he too gives a fake sneeze twice but nitin does not
say anything. manish says "o mister tum ne muje god bless u nahi kaha
mere wife ko kyon kaha"
nitin" aap fake sneez kar rahe the jab alsi wali karoge to keh
doonga"
manish:"oh god blesss u taki god muje upar bula le and shyla ko
tumhare paas chod de"
maish is in mood of fight nitin tries to leave shyala stops him and
says " aap kun jayenge" maish gets irritated again and fights
continues.
next scene aki's home
ela ram and raghu are busy playing cards aki is very angry he is
telling " bai ki ladki mein usse guesroom mein nahi rakhooga she will
ahve to stay in balcony" ela says yaar common be generous yaaar give
her a room ram says no no balcony is better with flowerpots.aki is
vey firm abt that he will kick that girl out in two days. door bell
rings ela says aa gayi tumhari mehmaan.
aki opens the door. here enters mallika( girl who playes netra in
reth on zee tv) she is beautiful with short skirts. aki;s mouth is
wide open. raghu is shocked.maillika introduces herself " hi i m
mallika"
aki" aur mein hoon is ghar ka mallik"
mallika" woh muje apki massi ne bheja hain manipal se"
aki:" meri masi ko mera kitna khayal hai"
he takes her luggage in ela comes in between aki pusher her and says"
hato hato ghar mein mehmaan aya hai. ayiye mallika ji mein apko
hamara i mean aapka kamra dikhata hoon".
ram raghu and aki gathers again in IRIS club
raghu asks how is the new bai chai kaise banati hai
aki:"she is not a bai mehmaan hai how can i tell her to do workwoh
suna hain na aditi devi bhavi"
raghu" aditi devi bhavi nahi athiti devo bhav( means guest is god)
Ram says "aki how could u yaar.
how could u fall for a ..hmmmm....( ram's expression are wonderful
he tries to explain that aki is falling for a girl with low status
ram therfore points the glass downwardswith his both hands) aki just
stares at ram. ram" raghu samjha na isko he is falling
for ...hmmmm.... raghu agress(with same expression of ram) that ya u
r falling for a ....hmmmm..
aki revolts " she is not a bai yaar she has connections to royal
families. her grandmother was governess of king of his place"
ram and raghu says " she is still a bai......"
aki" no dear agar woh acche ghar mein hoti to aaj uska bhi status
kitna accha hota"
meanwhile maddy(raghu's wife) enters: "whats happening guys"
ram" aki ko ek bai se pyaar ho gaya hai"
raghu" aki ki mummyji ki sisterji ke baiji ke ladkise"
aki" yaar pyar vyaar nahi hai i like her yaar"
nitin enters and tells hi to eveyone.
ram gives him a letter that shyla has left for him and told him to
call her she has told sorry for the fight. nitin is exited.
maddy is confuses. aki says":tum log mere peecho ho yeh dekho nitin
is having an affair with amrried women"
nitin says" not a affair"
maddy" married girls have affairs"
ram advises nitin" nitin yeh to rehne de uska husband crack lagta hai
tu phas jayega"
maddy" its not good to take advantage of cracks bet husband and wife
in married life"
aki: " woh to nitin crack hai isliye woh ladki nitin ka fayda utha
rahi hai"
nitin" i go and come after phone call"
raghu" jaao khelne do na baccheko"
maddy" its unfair koi muje call kare to"
raghu" ap ko koi call kyon karega mein dekh loonga use"
maddy and raghu are busy fighting and aki and ram are looking at them.
raghu" are tum tession kyon leti ho ayega abhi do sec mein vapas rota
hua"
nitin comes wioth pale face
aki " any luck"
nitin exitingly" woh mujse milna chahti hai"
next secne
shyla and nitin are siting in restaurant drinking coffe. shyla says
how is ur coffee nitin is embarred he says fine and apki?
and tells yeh to hum kar rahe hain na woh thik nahi hai
shyla interrupts in bet" kar to mein rahi hoon and paap to humne abhi
kiya nahi hai"she is touching nitins hand and getting closer. nitin
is dumb. shyla " u lov me na tum mere lie kuch bhi karoge na etc etc.
niting is dumb and says yes to eveything shyala kisses him.
next scene
aki takes ram and raghu to his house.ram" aki tu apne ghar mein chup
chup kar kyon chal raha hai"
aki: "chup yeh dekho"
mallika comes from bathroom after a bath. she is just wearing a towel
she says hi guys.
ram aki and raghu are staring from up to down.
ram:" aisa nazara mene nahi dekha"
raghu" mene bhi nahi dekha"
ela comes and says " ya mene bhi nahi dekha u guys are disgusting "
and leaves room aki is after her "elaaa...."
ram leaves too"akiii,....i"
rahu too with " raam..."
ela is angry she tells aki " ya to is ghar mein woh rahegi ya mein
tumhai zindagi mein"
aki tells " yaar she is just bai ki ladki dekho kaise mein kaam
karwata hoon. mallika chai lana"
mallika" mein naukar nahi hoon tumhari khud bana lo"
ela leaves the house.
ram raghu and aki again stares at mallika
ram" yeh to sach much ki mallika hai yaar"
all guys says 123 and three of them runs and sits around mallika
and asks " mallika ji ap ko kuch chahiye"they try to get closer and
catch her hand.
mallika is smiling to all three of them.
ram asks" ap ka yaha ana kaisa hua"
mallika" kya karoon pyaar"
all are happy
mallika " pyar ka kya karein yeh dil jise chahta hai use chahta hi
hai"
all together" hum hain na
"
door bell rings
mallika" ghanti baj rahi hai"
aki" woh to kab ki baj rahi hai"
mallika'a bf is at the door he is don of south anna with rajnikant
style and a long gun in his hand.
nitin is resting outside. shyala comes and calls nitin nitin is
surprised. shyala says " chalo bhaag chale mein tumhe apne baccho ka
baap banana chahti hoon" nitin mom;'s aks who is out nitin says " koi
nahi servant hai"and contines
shyala hugs him completey nitin is shocked
she says manish ko pata chal gaya hai he is after me
nitin says phele kyon nahi bataya
bhaagoooooo.....
this is funnuiest now
at aki;s home aana is pointing gun ram raghu and aki are after
mallika. mallika" chod do mere pyaar ke khatir chod do inki"
anna" nahi inhone tumhe chai banane ke liye kahan chodonga nahi bolo
kisko goli maroon kisne mallika ko kahan chai bananeke liye" mallika
points at aki. aki says not me its ram . ram points at raghu..
anna points gun at raghu raghu knows some malyalam he says something
and anna leaves and allows him to sit.
ram to aki" lagta hai risthedaar hai hum bach gaye"
aana points again to both of them and they run and sit next to raghu.
ram angriliy says to aki" poocha kyon nahi mallika ka bf ek
underworld don hai"
aki" sorry yaar"
door bell rings
mr aana tells aki to open the door and tells" police hui to taal dena
varna goli chalegi peeche se and bheja girega agese ''pok""
aki" pok"
aki opens the door its nitin with shyla
nitin" hey manish is after us we are tired chai pilao koi yaar"
anna is angry and points gun at nitin .nitin takes shyala at front
shyla " be a man"
nitin:" zinda rahoonga to man banooga na"
all guys tell ya nitin is one who told mallika for tea.
door bell rings again
anna tells nitin to open the door nitin refuses
aki says" khol na bhai varna bandook chalegei peechese and bheja
niklega age se "pok"
nitin " nahin manish ke hathon se nahi marna
aki" yaar marna to hai hi to anna ki goli se mar hamri jaan to baccha"
anna" open the door warna goli maar doonga
all" and bheja niklega agese"pok"
nitin opens the door its manish
all says together this is one who told mallika for tea and also to
clean the house
anna asks them to say the truth all takes promise
and anna gives hard to manish.poor manish
all four again at club. raghu inquries abt shyla
nitin: "she is busy till manish recovers"
ram abt mallika
aki" she is at honeymoon with anna":
all 4" all good that ends well"
aki" hey but i have given ur numbers to mallika and anna"
all of them are like " aki we will kill u"
sad. mr raghu " kya hua munna aunty ne data kya(in taunting way)"
nitin gets angry and says "i m bored with this daily life wohi apna
kaam woh ghar, maa and fir shaam ko yaha milte hai batein karte hain
drinks lete hain aur chalejate hain i want something new" aki mixes
black drink with orange and tells nitin" yeh le naya flavour bus" all
three laughs at nitin . nitin stares at them.
mr philospher Ram says" i know nitin u r passing through bachlor
stage, jaka akelapan hai, bechaini hai, surrounding ki pareshani hai"
raghu cuts in bet " iski surrondings to hum hain" then a layer of
laughter for three of them again. rahu says " sorry yaar i know tum
hum se parshaan ho " nitin calls waiter and tells him to take that
mixed drink and bring some new cocktail. waiter tells him some names
but nitin is confused his freinds are pulling his leg in every
matter. suddenly a beautiful lady arrives and tells him to try
casanova. nitin orders the waiter to order that .that lady is
continously staring at nitin. she comes ahead ram gives her his hand
but she ignors him and says hi to nitin and introduces herself" hi i
m shyla" nitin gets interested and shakes his hand. Then a man enters
and tells " hi i m manish shyla ka husband" bechara nitin. ram raghu
and aki ka to hassi ka fuwara hi choot jata hai. nitin again" why me
always " raghu consoles him.then aki's cellphone rings its his masi
from manipal. aki is saying" kya kaun... uski beti....mere
yahaan...kyon .....nikal gayi...ok" he informs that his masi from
manipal is sending his maid;s daughter raghu is means ur mummyji ki
sisterji ki baiji ki daughterji.
ram is happy chalo tuje company to mili. aki is very angry he says"
mein koi babysiter nahi hoon jo bai ki ladki ko mere yaha rakhoon.
mein usse itna kaam karwaoonga ki woh do din mein bhaag jayegi:haan
do din mein bhaag jayegi" all stares at him as aki has become hitler.
nitin is sitting at bar next to shyla and her husband . shyla is in
between, nitin is sad. shyla gets a sneeze. nitin says "god bless u"
manish is jealous he too gives a fake sneeze twice but nitin does not
say anything. manish says "o mister tum ne muje god bless u nahi kaha
mere wife ko kyon kaha"
nitin" aap fake sneez kar rahe the jab alsi wali karoge to keh
doonga"
manish:"oh god blesss u taki god muje upar bula le and shyla ko
tumhare paas chod de"
maish is in mood of fight nitin tries to leave shyala stops him and
says " aap kun jayenge" maish gets irritated again and fights
continues.
next scene aki's home
ela ram and raghu are busy playing cards aki is very angry he is
telling " bai ki ladki mein usse guesroom mein nahi rakhooga she will
ahve to stay in balcony" ela says yaar common be generous yaaar give
her a room ram says no no balcony is better with flowerpots.aki is
vey firm abt that he will kick that girl out in two days. door bell
rings ela says aa gayi tumhari mehmaan.
aki opens the door. here enters mallika( girl who playes netra in
reth on zee tv) she is beautiful with short skirts. aki;s mouth is
wide open. raghu is shocked.maillika introduces herself " hi i m
mallika"
aki" aur mein hoon is ghar ka mallik"
mallika" woh muje apki massi ne bheja hain manipal se"
aki:" meri masi ko mera kitna khayal hai"
he takes her luggage in ela comes in between aki pusher her and says"
hato hato ghar mein mehmaan aya hai. ayiye mallika ji mein apko
hamara i mean aapka kamra dikhata hoon".
ram raghu and aki gathers again in IRIS club
raghu asks how is the new bai chai kaise banati hai
aki:"she is not a bai mehmaan hai how can i tell her to do workwoh
suna hain na aditi devi bhavi"
raghu" aditi devi bhavi nahi athiti devo bhav( means guest is god)
Ram says "aki how could u yaar.
how could u fall for a ..hmmmm....( ram's expression are wonderful
he tries to explain that aki is falling for a girl with low status
ram therfore points the glass downwardswith his both hands) aki just
stares at ram. ram" raghu samjha na isko he is falling
for ...hmmmm.... raghu agress(with same expression of ram) that ya u
r falling for a ....hmmmm..
aki revolts " she is not a bai yaar she has connections to royal
families. her grandmother was governess of king of his place"
ram and raghu says " she is still a bai......"
aki" no dear agar woh acche ghar mein hoti to aaj uska bhi status
kitna accha hota"
meanwhile maddy(raghu's wife) enters: "whats happening guys"
ram" aki ko ek bai se pyaar ho gaya hai"
raghu" aki ki mummyji ki sisterji ke baiji ke ladkise"
aki" yaar pyar vyaar nahi hai i like her yaar"
nitin enters and tells hi to eveyone.
ram gives him a letter that shyla has left for him and told him to
call her she has told sorry for the fight. nitin is exited.
maddy is confuses. aki says":tum log mere peecho ho yeh dekho nitin
is having an affair with amrried women"
nitin says" not a affair"
maddy" married girls have affairs"
ram advises nitin" nitin yeh to rehne de uska husband crack lagta hai
tu phas jayega"
maddy" its not good to take advantage of cracks bet husband and wife
in married life"
aki: " woh to nitin crack hai isliye woh ladki nitin ka fayda utha
rahi hai"
nitin" i go and come after phone call"
raghu" jaao khelne do na baccheko"
maddy" its unfair koi muje call kare to"
raghu" ap ko koi call kyon karega mein dekh loonga use"
maddy and raghu are busy fighting and aki and ram are looking at them.
raghu" are tum tession kyon leti ho ayega abhi do sec mein vapas rota
hua"
nitin comes wioth pale face
aki " any luck"
nitin exitingly" woh mujse milna chahti hai"
next secne
shyla and nitin are siting in restaurant drinking coffe. shyla says
how is ur coffee nitin is embarred he says fine and apki?
and tells yeh to hum kar rahe hain na woh thik nahi hai
shyla interrupts in bet" kar to mein rahi hoon and paap to humne abhi
kiya nahi hai"she is touching nitins hand and getting closer. nitin
is dumb. shyla " u lov me na tum mere lie kuch bhi karoge na etc etc.
niting is dumb and says yes to eveything shyala kisses him.
next scene
aki takes ram and raghu to his house.ram" aki tu apne ghar mein chup
chup kar kyon chal raha hai"
aki: "chup yeh dekho"
mallika comes from bathroom after a bath. she is just wearing a towel
she says hi guys.
ram aki and raghu are staring from up to down.
ram:" aisa nazara mene nahi dekha"
raghu" mene bhi nahi dekha"
ela comes and says " ya mene bhi nahi dekha u guys are disgusting "
and leaves room aki is after her "elaaa...."
ram leaves too"akiii,....i"
rahu too with " raam..."
ela is angry she tells aki " ya to is ghar mein woh rahegi ya mein
tumhai zindagi mein"
aki tells " yaar she is just bai ki ladki dekho kaise mein kaam
karwata hoon. mallika chai lana"
mallika" mein naukar nahi hoon tumhari khud bana lo"
ela leaves the house.
ram raghu and aki again stares at mallika
ram" yeh to sach much ki mallika hai yaar"
all guys says 123 and three of them runs and sits around mallika
and asks " mallika ji ap ko kuch chahiye"they try to get closer and
catch her hand.
mallika is smiling to all three of them.
ram asks" ap ka yaha ana kaisa hua"
mallika" kya karoon pyaar"
all are happy
mallika " pyar ka kya karein yeh dil jise chahta hai use chahta hi
hai"
all together" hum hain na
"
door bell rings
mallika" ghanti baj rahi hai"
aki" woh to kab ki baj rahi hai"
mallika'a bf is at the door he is don of south anna with rajnikant
style and a long gun in his hand.
nitin is resting outside. shyala comes and calls nitin nitin is
surprised. shyala says " chalo bhaag chale mein tumhe apne baccho ka
baap banana chahti hoon" nitin mom;'s aks who is out nitin says " koi
nahi servant hai"and contines
shyala hugs him completey nitin is shocked
she says manish ko pata chal gaya hai he is after me
nitin says phele kyon nahi bataya
bhaagoooooo.....
this is funnuiest now
at aki;s home aana is pointing gun ram raghu and aki are after
mallika. mallika" chod do mere pyaar ke khatir chod do inki"
anna" nahi inhone tumhe chai banane ke liye kahan chodonga nahi bolo
kisko goli maroon kisne mallika ko kahan chai bananeke liye" mallika
points at aki. aki says not me its ram . ram points at raghu..
anna points gun at raghu raghu knows some malyalam he says something
and anna leaves and allows him to sit.
ram to aki" lagta hai risthedaar hai hum bach gaye"
aana points again to both of them and they run and sit next to raghu.
ram angriliy says to aki" poocha kyon nahi mallika ka bf ek
underworld don hai"
aki" sorry yaar"
door bell rings
mr aana tells aki to open the door and tells" police hui to taal dena
varna goli chalegi peeche se and bheja girega agese ''pok""
aki" pok"
aki opens the door its nitin with shyla
nitin" hey manish is after us we are tired chai pilao koi yaar"
anna is angry and points gun at nitin .nitin takes shyala at front
shyla " be a man"
nitin:" zinda rahoonga to man banooga na"
all guys tell ya nitin is one who told mallika for tea.
door bell rings again
anna tells nitin to open the door nitin refuses
aki says" khol na bhai varna bandook chalegei peechese and bheja
niklega age se "pok"
nitin " nahin manish ke hathon se nahi marna
aki" yaar marna to hai hi to anna ki goli se mar hamri jaan to baccha"
anna" open the door warna goli maar doonga
all" and bheja niklega agese"pok"
nitin opens the door its manish
all says together this is one who told mallika for tea and also to
clean the house
anna asks them to say the truth all takes promise
and anna gives hard to manish.poor manish
all four again at club. raghu inquries abt shyla
nitin: "she is busy till manish recovers"
ram abt mallika
aki" she is at honeymoon with anna":
all 4" all good that ends well"
aki" hey but i have given ur numbers to mallika and anna"
all of them are like " aki we will kill u"
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