New Game - one member/two movies

OK folks -- with all those Himmy threads going everywhere, its getting boring. So here is a new game. This game is much improved version of kiske ghar mein kya but needs much more imagination. So here is the game --

You need to form a funny sentense that include one or two members of the forum and atleast two names of the hindi movies.

Few simple rules ----

1. The sentense must be meaningful and gramatically correct (you should atleast make a sincere try) and funny.

2. Leg-pulling and flirting, done in a light hearted manner, is allowed (in fact encouraged!!!) but please make sure that you do not show disrepect to the member you are writing about in such way that the person raises objection. You know what I mean.

So here I go first with few --

Shady samazata hai apne ko Hero, par hai who Awara Paagal Deewana

Adi pe tumhe Bharosa nahi to kya hua, Main Hun Na.

Anol/Bhaskar if this thread qualifies for being a sticky, please make it.

Bhaskar bhai ki AV dekhke Adi ka dil huya "ghayal"...ab to sirf umeed hain ki Aamna kahe "kaho na pyar hain"..😛