That episode was total comedy!! It seems like the CVs want to make him look a poor victim of circumstances and will ultimately absolve him of all his crimes!🤢
See the jokes:
- ''Main atma samman ke saath jeena chahta hoon!'' 🤣
Whoa! 😲Did he do all things since childhood thinking even once about self respect? 😉Does he still think he has any ''self respect'' left?😆
- How can I ruin an ''innocent'' girl's life? 🤣
Does he still think he hasn't done anything to already ruin her life? Doodh ka dhula hai kya tu?😡 Tune pehle se hi kuch nahin kiya kya?!😡🐷
- I can't play with my family's izzat or do anything to ''hurt'' them!
Thari bhali hovey!👏 Haven't you already done a lot to bring disgrace to your family, since the age of 12-13?!😆 Tu bhool gaya hai, ki tera parcha tujhe khol ke dikhayen?!😃
- He also asked Gauri to have a spirit of humanity and think of Anandi, being a woman herself!
Heeehheeehaahahaa!!!🤪🤣🤣 Did you guys think of insaniyat or pain of another woman earlier, before cheating her and getting into this BS of an illegal marriage?! 🐷And that doll also nodded when Jaggu told her to think of another woman, khud ladki ho, doosri ladke ke baare mein bhi socho!😆
Did you Jack n Jill duo think of this earlier?! 🤡It's always Jack fell down and broke his town and Jill came tumbling after! In BV, Jaggu falls down and Gauri comes tumbling after!🤪😆🤣
- Tumhein mujh par vishwas nahin hai, tumhein lagta hai ki maine tumse jhoot bola! - But I told all ''lies'' only for you, for your love! 🤪🐷
You, Jaggu dada, are the biggest fibber out there! And you feel miffed or wronged if someone doubts you or accuses you of lying?!😆 Don't you remember Sumitra's goodnight tales of Panchtantra?😛 You're no different from the protagonist of the story in which the boy used to deceive people saying ''sher aaya, sher aaya'' and fool them, but eventually people stopped believing him and nobody came when a lion actually came to attack! Tera bhi yehi haal ho raha hai Jagya!
A lie is a lie, blunder and deceit can't be justified in the name of love! Tune toh kanoon ko bhi mamu bana dala re!😆
- LAST but the BEST one, Jagya's patented joke cum excuse cum explanation for all things he does😉...DRUMROLL PLEASE🥳...'''Jab humne shaadi ki, TAB MAIN NADAAN tha! Maine nadaani mein laws ka dhyan nahin kiya!''🤣🤣🤣
Wah bhai wah!!👍🏼 He was ''nadaan'' when he stole money, gambled off his mother's jewelry, spent money on cigarettes, smoked, had tobacco, spent on buying video games and dirty magazines, spent all time looking at nude women in dirty magazines or trying to spy on his ''child bride'' when she went to bathroom to undress or take a bath, bunked school to play video games or gamble, failed in exams, fled from home - not just to a big city in his own state, but straightaway to one of the biggest cities in the WORLD - Mumbai!!🤪 All this under the age of 14!! 🤣Kya baat hai Raja babu!👏😆
He kept lying to his family, for 5 years and visited his ''bride'' in disguise without letting anyone know what he was up to! Then he again kept lying to the family and fooling everyone for ANOTHER 5 years, from college authorities and classmates in Mumbai to people back in Jetsar and even the court! - about everything - be it his name or his character dheela wali raas leela!😆
So he is still pleading naivete?! 🤪Nadaani? Never-ending nadaani!!🐷
So whether you are 4, 14 or 24, you are always nadaan!🤪🤣 His child marriage was also done in nadaani, honeymoon and SR after turning 18 was also nadaani and so-called marriage by choice, after turning ''adult'' was also done in nadaani?! 😛🤪😆
Oye teri nadaani kabhi khatm nahin hogi kya?!😆
Actually giving birth to and bringing up an item like you was real 'nadaani' on your parents' part!😆 Sumitra aur Bhairon ki nadaani ne sab kuch tehes-nehess kar diya!🤪
Jaggu shall keep pleading nadaani till the age of 50 and then after that he will demand to be treated lightly because of his old age and nadaani on account of budhaapa!🤣
[Of course, things like ignoring law and seeing everything from his POV and living happily because Anandi will ''never'' do ''anything'' against them - are all his other jokes. But they are regular jokes. But above ones shown in yesterday's episode were GEMS!😆]
What will he say if a patient someday dies due to his negligence? ''Yeh mera pehla operation tha, abhi toh padhai khatam ki hai maine. Jo huya woh nadaani tha...ek navsikhe doctor ki chhoti si bhool thi. It's natural for a beginner to commit mistakes!''🤪🤣🤡
He's not Jagya, he's Joke-iya!!🐷🤪
P.S - Jokes by Gauri: Her talks about so-called great understanding - obsessive attempts to convince themselves that they're a match made in heaven, it's karmic bonding,so legality or social acceptance be damned!😆 ''Bhagwan ne hamari kitni achi jodi banayi hai''!😆 Really? Bhagwan ne banayi hai ki tumne khud hi zabardasti bana rakhi hai?🤪🤡
Biggest joke was her nodding when J asked her to think of Anandi, being a woman herself!🤣
Edited by annika20 - 13 years ago
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