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I was looking at the way the story has taken a turn. Sub thanda padh gaya. Champa idea was a little unique and got such an outstanding acclamation which CVs never received before on this show. So they are now planning to extend it further.
Now Poonamba has revisited Gulaal's childhood junkyard (in cities its the garage) and looking for other toys and artifacts. Gulaal's brother is not interested. Bechara sarey kaam hi mushkil se karta hai. Admission forms bhi mushkil se mile hain usko.. tsk! tsk! Gulaal is in for more surprises. One of these days when she opens the refrigerator and will find that small water bottle there. She goes into the toilet and finds another doll hanging with on the flushing handle. WOW!! this definitely is a trend setter for other shows too. Hope the dolls are not related to Chucky.
Gulaal reaction to these childhood memories is awesome. She opens her mouth so wide that you could check her tonsils and then quickly covers it with her shaking hands. She started shivering in disbelief and I was expecting she might collapse into a 'mirrgi ka daura'. Kesar should get her checked up by a doctor before giving her such shocks / surprises.
About her childhood friends, Bulbul (now looks more like 2 Bulls. Bull-Bull) and Dhani they have been flown in from outside Talsagra for this special childhood reunion party arranged by Kesar.
So now Kesar like a psychiatrist making Gulaal walk through her childhood memories, while giving her old friends medication and trying to identify where the problem is. Its more like when a software programmer runs the program in debug mode and sets the breakpoints to check the values for accuracy and possibly identify the bug in the system .
Gulaal Internal Emotional Systems Debug Mode On
1. Champa module functioned normally. It made her happy and kept her system normal.
2. Talli Module is also working fine except for memory leaks. The program does not crash but just slows down.
3. Dhani and Bulbul introductory meeting module went fine. It was (mind blowing coming from 'Farah' as per 'just dance' standard) The module performed well. It successfully identified old friends. But the entire hardware shook in surprise.
4. Playing Keedhi Kaadha module was going smooth between Bulbul and Dhani, but in one scenario it started facing conflict in the system. It was discovered that the variable 'Pati' was causing this problem. It was hard-coded to string 'Vasant' but the scenario required it to be changed. Since its a required variable therefore cannot be left NULL or Blank. Kesar assured Gulaal that temporarily she should change the value of 'Pati' to 'Kesar' but Kesar will not get wrong notions about it.
5. PreCap In the Jhoola module Pati variable was being used extensively which blew up Gulaal's system and she starts to behave like Chulbul Pandey.
6. Dubug off
Report: During the debugging of Gulaal's internal emotional system it is quite obvious that the variable Pati is causing the problem in smooth flow of the system. It not only takes the program in never ending loops due to bad logic and hard-coding but also heats up the CPU and the system is likely to go into a reboot.
Looking at the system requirement specifications, The user role "Pati' also known as actor in a use case had different ACL (Access Control Level) rights to the system, As per the use case it could hold hands, dance, hug, kiss and even sleep with her, whereas the current use case actor does not have the same level of access to the Gulaal emotional system. He can only beg her to stay with him.
At times it is worthwhile to restart the system and clear the memory cache so that old values stored in the variables are cleared. We also need to modify the access level of the role Pati if the clearing the cache does not work.
Kesar is trying hard to debug and patch up the system to give him greater access and in that I hope he does not crash the system completely. The show will have to be renamed to 'Gulaal - Blue Screen'
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