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Shagun, Rema & their parents approached the dining table. Rema murmured 'badi pirabilum ho gayi'. Shagun had spattered tap water below her eyes to convince others that she is crying. Her parents stood behind her with a 'banaras ka agla train kab hoga?' expression.
Rema looked at oodi-baba and boo-aah dadi with a 'stupid boode log, tum logon ko mem abhi goli maroonga' expression & spoke like a mentally-retarded monkey "baba, bua dadi...shagun aap logon se kuch kehna chahti hain"...
oodi-baba, who was very busy chewing the blend of bamboo & papaya leaves, turned his spherical head like a spinning cricket ball.
She stepped aside quite dramatically as though she had been an advocate who was going to introduce her smuggler client to the court.
Shagun stepped forward & said "Hum maante hain ki hamne galti kiya...maaph kar dijiye mahaan log"
Hearing this, oodi-baba sent a mild laser beam towards shagun & the make-up on her face vanished.oodi said "Tumhe patha nahin hain ki tumhare galti ka magnitude kithna hain. Agar tumne bhootni ko zeher diya hota thab bhi hum maaf karte. Lekin tumne ground ke baahar sixer maara...Tumne iss parivaar ke ek sadasya ko bora plus naamak aadhunik rasaayan ka upyog karne par machboor kiya...tum shaadi ke baad Anant se TIGER BAM lagaane ka apeksha karega...yeh humse dekha nahiin jayega..."
Rema interrupted "Arey Baba, Shagun ne APPLE JUICE kiya na? (she means APOLOGISE)...toh bhir kya pirablem hain???"...
Rema dived sideways just in time to avoid being hit by a fatal laser beam from oodi's eyes.
Boo-aah dadi opened her mouth, "Arey besharam bathameez ladki...tumhare vaje se hamem free-style dance karna pada...Ab JUST DANCE ke log mere peeche pada hain...yeh kehte ki unke judging panel mem ek aur judge ki zaroorath hain...ab mem kya karoon??...HARI OM PRABHUJI!!!!"
Shagun said, "Baba, Anantiji se shaadi karne ke liye mem kuch bhi karne ke liye thayyar hain..."
Oodi's mouth curved into his usual twisted grin, "Ek kaam karo...logon to mera pavithrarishta
website...aur apna photo upload karo...kisi panditji reply karega...Agar Anant se hi shaadi karna hain toh 10 saal Babagiri Institution for Spoilt Bache Log(BISBL) mem pado aur ek degree le lo...thab hum nirnay karega..."
Shagun said, "Lekin baba..."
Oodi chewed harder and screamed, "CHUP KARO BATHAMEEZ KANIYA...AB KUCH BAAT NAHIN HOGA...MUJHE TOILET JAANE KA MANN HO RAHA HAIN...AREY KOI SHOUCHALAY KA DARVAAZA KHOLO...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saying these words, oodi dashed towards the toilet area chanting alien curses...
Anupamaa
