i'm back with another faltu post all in the name of some fun. so as the name suggests its inspired by the movie.
i was thinking in the show our three idiots are shaan, adi and daks whilst pappi will take the role ofChatur Ramalingam (Silencer) but here instead of his explosive farts he has constantly bad breath which is emphasisied when he yawns as he is always sleeping or just waking up from a nap.
so one day at GB's house shaan and adi in their room
shaan: OMG was silencer just in here, i can smell the waft of his breath
adi: i know me too, chal lets go into the living room and play COD (CALL OF DUTY)
they both leave to only find pappi in the living room trying to chat to khushi who despite all her efforts of trying to stand at least a feet away from him he manages to always comes back close to her. she cant be out right and rude as she knows he likes her and hence likes to use pappi to get her things.however in this instance she can no longer take the stench of his breath she says
khushi: pappi please can you go outside and buy some mineral water. i would go myself but i have a terrible headache and am afraid in all that heat and sunlight i might faint.
pappi looks all concerned whilst shaan and adi just about manage to hold in their laughter but have to cup their mouths with their hands as they always loved watching khushi playing silencer.
pappI: Oh no you go lie down i'll go to the market right away- with that he leaves
khushi turns towards the boys who now burst out laughing
khushi: not funny guys i was going to suffocate from holding my breath in as to avoid smelling his breath. ok i'm going to my room if anyone needs me
<font face="sans-serif" size="2">shaan and adi go sit on the sofa and start playing their video game, they're soimmersed in their game and trying to out-do the other they're constantly shouting and covering the others eyes when in enters khanak and daks holding a tray of food.</font>
<font face="sans-serif" size="2"></font>khanak: khana lag gaaya, fresh hokar table par aajaye
shaan and adi pay no heed to her and continue playing so khanak stands there with he hands on her waist
Daks suddenly shouts: CHUCK IT! (shaan and adi stop and look at each other each mouthing chuck it)
shaan and adi both simultaneously say: What!
Daks: maine kya bola o yeah chuck it, did you not here khanak say the food is ready to go and wash up
shaan and adi snigger, shaan 'o he means stop it' and continues to laugh and both get up
shaan: idiot (clapps his hand behind daks head) dont you mean stop it
Daks: yes yes same difference - then him and adi go to wash their hands
shaan goes towards khanak "waise aaj kya banaya" hands in his pocket nearing closer but with everystep he takes forward khanak takes a step back "kya tum aaj mujhe apni haathon se kilaoge?
khanak: shaantanu aap kya karehe ho, koi aa jaaye ga
shaan almost reaches khanak "koi nahin aaye ga GB bahar, pappi market main aur Khushi apni kamre main, aur daks and adi khana dekh kar yahan se hilengi nahin, toh tum mere saath chaat par lunch karoge aur mujhe kilao ge, teekh hai?
khanak: aise kaise shaantanu koi dekh lega, mujhse nahin hoga
shaan: hoga khanak, ab main tumse uphar milongi
as he is about to walk out he trips on the rug and falls flat on the ground just as adi and daks return and shaan thinks - oh god could you not have spared my embarrassment in front of these two idiots and winces out in pain
khanak lets out a hearty laugh which brightens up her entire face
shaan is mesmerised he has missed seeing that smile on his wife's face
khanak: buthal
hope you liked it x
Edited by rafia 24 - 14 years ago