I'm writing a new episode for our IF sop opera :
The scene is Vinit is sitting on a Lucknawi Chaarpahi at an unknown location and just then Debojit arrives there:
DEBO : Chalaam namaste ,Vinit bhai .
VINIT:π khamba gadhi
DEBO:Awww yeh kya Vinit tum toh Lucknow ke hua karte the aur Himani bhi Haryana kii hai yeh Rajasthan kahaan se aa gaya!!
VINIT: Arey yaar yehi Maine apnaa aakhiri gaana Rajasthaani serial mein hii gaaya tha naa.
Debo:Kyun mazaak karte ho yaar , tum par toh happening HR kii kripa tumhe kya chintaa?
VINIT : are isi baat kii toh chintaa haiπ
DEBO: (he is confused) Kya matlab
VINIT: Are Woh mujhse chele hone kaa faaydaa uthaa rahe hain , gaane toh khoob gawa liye magar paise ek ke bhi nahin diye ππ
DEBO: main kooch samjha nahin
VINIT:Upar se paise maango toh Kahte hain , yeh bichaara producer gareeb hai kahkar meri Maa ke sanskaar yaad dilaa dete hain kii garibon kii mada karo.
DEBO:π
VINIT:Ek woh film hai ROCKY release hone kaam hi nahin lekar de rahi ,kaha Zayed khaan kii cool film hai Sanjay Dutt kii Rocky kii tarah .Ab toh lagta hai jab Zayed ,Sanjay Dutt ki umar kaa ho jayega tabhi release hogi.
DEBO is trying hard to stop laughter π
DEBO: Magar Himani toh khoob gaane gaa rahi hain.
VINIT:Naam mat lo uskaa toh π‘π‘π‘
DEBO:π² Awww yeh main kyaa sun raha hoon !!!!!!!
VINIT: Woh dokhebaaz nikli mere Bhai π . Main toh sochtaa thaa kii Kapil paaji ke state kii ladki hai unki tarah tikau aur all rounder hogi ,Magar woh toh apnii UP kii bijli kii tarah nikli ,jab zaroorat ho tab gaayab.π saare gaane khud hi jhatak liye mujhe toh bhaap bhi nahin aane dii!
VINIT :Main genuinely keh raha hoon Uskaa toh sur hii badal gayaa hai
pahle gaati thii 'ni main yaar manaana nii chaahe log boliyaan bole
Ab gaati hai 'ni main gaane gaana nii chahe Vinit rotiyaan bele.
DEBO: Magar Himesh ji toh tumhaare pyaar kii bahut izzat karte the
VINIT:π‘ Izzat toh woh apne gaaye gaanon kii bhi bahut karte hain.
DEBO:π²π
VINIT: Khair aap sunaaiye aap toh khoob gaane gaa rahe honge,aur aapki album......
At this pt. suddenly Debo start soobbing
VINIT: Aww yeh kya?
DEBO: kya kahoon ,maine toh jaane kya kya socha tha magar ππ
Pata nahin album kaa kya ho raha hai , Udhar II waalon ko toh haare huon ki bhi album nikal aayi hain .
VINIT:π
DEBO:π
Woh Abhijeet ?Sawant tohwriter bhi ban gaya hai . Gaj ji se kaho toh kahte hain Tum bhi koi Kitaab likh do dono saath hii release kar denge.
VINIT: Magar aap ko toh Assam kaa itnaa pyaar mila hai
DEBO: yahi toh mushkil hai ,Assam has spend A hugesum of money .Ab woh kah rahe hain jeet gaye ho toh Paise waapas karo .
VINIT:π²
DEBO: kai ne toh paise waapsi ke liye ULFA se dhamki bhi dilwayee hai
VINIT: Par aap toh Bhatt camp mein gaa rahe hain..
DEBO:isiliye toh gaa rahaa hoon .Suna Bhatt camp ke Gangster se achche sambandh hain shayad wohi ULFA se bachaa lein.
VINIT: Aur woh Bappi lahiri ji kaa gaana....
DEBO: Uske peeche bhi woh Gold ka Sikka hai jo unhone mujhe gaana gaane par diya ,
VINIT: kahaan hai woh sikka zaraa dikhyiea
DEBO: Are woh bhi Bandana ne le liya ,kahaa tum Jeete aur ek jwellery bhi nahin dilaaye.Soch atha kuch din usi sikke se ghar ka ghee daal nakaalenge π
VINIT:Aur woh Fully Furnished flat
DEBO:ARey woh toh FULLY Flora i SHED flat tha , saalon se band flat mein ghaas ug aayi thi ,Jobache paise the woh ghaas kataane mein lag gaye.
VINIT:π
DEBO:π‘
VINIT:Humaari sab pareshaniyon kii wajah Gaj ji hain chalo unhi ke paas chalta hain
DEBO: Chalo
REST IN NEXT EPISODE ...................CONT>>