Jake: helooow Saathiayans'. This is our final Interview on CR TV and we none other than Mrs'uh'I mean' Shreemati Gopi Ahem Modiji.
(to Gopi) Gopiji, welcome to the show
Gopi: Dhanyavaad Jakeji'Jaishrikrishna
Jake:Jai shri Krishna' Just heard, that you had purified Ahem's car yesterday.
Gopi: Ji..I stamped on Gobar(cow dung) unknowingly and got inside the car. When the AC was on, the smell got to Rashiben and Ahemji's dobberman nose. Ahemji's was so angry that for a second he was Micheal Shoe maker.
Jake: Not Shoe maker, Schumacher.
Gopi: whazzat? Rashiben said shoe maker. So I thought Ahemji wll buy me a new shoes.
Jake: Schumacher is a F1 Racer. Its because Ahem drove his car at over speed that Rashi called him Schumacher.
Gopi: Ji.. Rashiben is so helpful these days. She decorated gulab Jamun before serving Ahemji. Ahemji just loved it until he came to know that prepared the sweet.
Jake: you should have said Rashi gave the final touch.
Gopi: then he would eat it. He has a soft corner for Rashiben and Mamiji. He is paying Rs. 85000/- phone bill just for Rashiben. Think he likes girls who wear Jeans and know more about car engy
Jake: not engy, engine. Rashi know about cars?
Gopi: yeah' she was talking to Ahemji about it while we were going to temple. I think Rashiben should have married Ahemji and then I would have married Devarji, if Maniben allows.
Jake: Mani?
Gopi: Maniben has a crush on devarji since her teens.
Jake: Aah, I see. So does Mani ben hate Rashi?
Gopi: Hate? She despise Rashiben. Its because of Maniben that Maaji knows about Rashiben's kalakari.
Jake: I thought you were not aware of Kalakari
Gopi: I am just acting. One day Maaji will anyway throw her out, so why should I interfere. It's all between Maaji, rashiben and maniben. I like to stay out of it.
Jake: So what are you doing to woo Ahem in future?
Gopi: I am going to be more like Rashiben in looks. I have straightened my hair and wears saree like her. I even got some orange, yellow, green and purple sarees to woo him. On top of it I will be using Hypnotic poison from Christian Dior. He will be at my feet soon.
Jake: wow Gopi' What an Idea! Anyway all the best in your new mission!
Gopi: Thank you Jake ji..
Jake: that's all with Gopi Modi. Now ets move on to Ahem Modi.
(Gopi walks out and Ahem enters. They look at each other. Gopi blushing, Ahem "whats-wrong-with-me" look and lalala music plays in BG
Jake: hi Ahem
Ahem: Hi Jake (no expression)
Jake: So Ahem, how was gulab jamun.
Ahem: no comments. Next Q please..
Jake: Heard that you employed Dhawal in you office.
Ahem: Not me, chirag Khaka employed him.
Jake: So is e any good?
Ahem: Ask Kinjal' I dunno
Jake: I didn't ask whether he is good in bed.
Ahem: Mr. Jake, All I know is he is good for nothing. No Biceps, no Abs, no chocolate color sherwanis and off course no fan following. S basically I don't care''
Ahem: whoa-oo! So is Kinjal happy?
Ahem: Go and ask her, anyway you always see her more than me nowadays.
Jake: uh'ok'So how was Switzerland?
Ahem: Learned new way to sing Saare jahanse achcha, Got to be a Sherlock Holmes whole night searching for a gawar and had to go sledge riding without my denim Jacket. Kewl, isn't it?
Jake: (sigh) So what are the future plans for Modi enterprises?
Ahem: Looking at blank screen of my laptop and having flashback of my mom's words, what else. Anyway now that Dhawal is also at office, I wouldn't be needed there at all. I have to take my wife to Mandir, shopping, even to washroom. Dunno know what else mom want me to do!
Jake: weird!
Ahem: yes, currently my life sucks. I wish I had married Anita or even'
Jake: Rashi?
Ahem: eeek' what gave you that Idea? Never Rashi, Chi!
Jake: ok.. I thought since it was Rashi you mom had initially gon to see'
Ahem: My mom is a smart woman, if it had been Rashi. Mom would be cleaning her laundry by now. She chose Gopi so that she gets a maid free with my change in Marital status.
Jake: (lol) interesting' so what's all that rumors about you and Urmila?
Ahem: Absolutely media hype.. I just called her once or twice; all other calls were made by ashi. I am saying for the last time, I do not love Urmila.
Jake: uh..ok.
Ahem: (looking at his watch) Look, I have to go now. Mom wants me to drink gopi's tea before evening prayer. We will continue this another time.
Jake: Sure Ahem, will look forward to it.
(Ahem leaves with his BB in hand, no not Biwi)
Jake: So that's all for the final interview. Hope to continue season 2 of CR TV by Jan. good luck to all our viewers, thanks for the super TRP ratings. Good bye(blows kiss)' and salaam!!!
Shiv Shakti
