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A for apple B for banana,
A for apple, B for banana
ACP Praduman ne kaha – Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana.
Charo taraf IPL ki dhoom hai
Charo taraf IPL ki dhoom hai
Daya yeh aatmhatya nahi khoon hai.
Bachon ne CID dekha toh maa bahut chillayi
Bachon ne CID dekha toh maa bahut chillayi,
Yeh baat jankar kuch toh gadbad hai kehkar ACP ne apni ungli hilayi.
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai – 2
Daya qatil yahin kahin aas-paas hai
Kashmir par india ka pehle se haq tha -2
Acp says – Mujhe tumpe pehle se shaq tha.
Dil pagal hai tere pyar mein paro – 2
Acp bola – Fredricks ghar ka kona-kona chaan maro.
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai – 2
Oh my god! Sir, yeh toh mar chukka hai.
Hamare aangan mein bhi ek chota sa phool khilega-2
Daya sabut dhundho yahin-kahin milega.
Tide ke istemaal se sab saaf ho jayega – 2
Daya ne kaha ek lagaun toh sab yaad aa jayega.
Kato gholo aur lagao – 2
Wah wah,
Acp – yeh no. kiska hai jaldi pata lagao.
Agle vasant mein yeh kali zaroor khilegi – 2
Daya khooni ko uske kiye ki sazaa zaroor milegi.
Paani se khelo aag se na khelo – 2
Daya zara in sab ke fingerprints toh le lo.
Chamche pe chamcha, spoon pe spoon – 2
Abhijeet dekho ho rahe hain khoon pe khoon.
5 rupee ka ek samosa, 10 rupee ka do – 2
Daya darwaza tod do.
Apni mehnat ka pasina aise na pocho – 2
ACP ne kaha, Socho Daya socho.
Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye – 2
ACP – hume us jagah wapas jaana chahiye.
Itne saalon se kiya hai CID ne logon ka manoranjan – 2
Daant ghaso Daya, yeh lo dabur lal dant manjan.
8 ghante so jao kar lo pura rest – 2
ACP – U R under arrest.
Teri yaad man se nahi jaati – 2
Daya ke 2 thappad lagne tak mujrimo ko akal nahi aati.
Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai – 2
Oh my god! Daya yeh laash toh buri tarah jal chuki hai.
Chandigarh kea aage Ludhiana, Ludhiana kea age moga – 2
ACP cupboard ki side se satkar bola khooni zaroor yahin rehta hoga.
Andha kya dekhaga, goonga kya bolega – 2
Is bar Abhijeet bola sir yeh aise muh nahi kholega.
Dunia mein jisko dekho pyar dhoondhne pada hai – 2
ACP – Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne khada hai.
Aaj kal CID shayari ka keher hai – 2
Dr. Salunke – Sir iski maut ki wajah zeher hai.
Dekho kitna pyara khargosh hai – 2
Daya inko chod do, yeh dono nirdosh hai.
Maine tumhe dhunda yahan wahan – 2
Daya aakhir laash gayi toh gayi kahan.
Devdas ke gham ka kaaran thi paro – 2
Daya Abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maro.
Yeh haseen wadiyan aur khula aakash – 2
My god Abhijeet! Ek aur laash.
Mere ghar ke peeche ek naala hai – 2
Abhijeet – Sir daal mein kuch kaala hai.
Maa kehti hai beta so ja nahi toh gabbar aa jayega – 2
ACP kehta hai Daya gaadi tez chalao warna khooni bhag jayega.
Osama ka aatank America par chaya hai – 2
Iska matlab Daya, Khooni balcony se aaya hai.
Saawan aaye toh phool khilega – 2
Apni jagah se koi na hilega.
Mickey mouse hai toh Donald duck hai – 2
Daya mujhe maali nahi watchman pe shaq hai.
Dr. Salunke ke sir par bahar ACP ke sir par patghar hai – 2
Daya Abhijeet kuch toh gadbad hai.
Agar tabiyat kharab ho toh doctor ko bula le – 2
Freddy ne zuban kholi aur ACP ne kaha - he Bhagwan mujhe utha le.
Main jadoogar mera naam goga – 2
Daya khooni zaroor yahin rehta hoga.
Pappu ki shaadi mein baj raha tha baaja – 2
Daya bola – Sir, khooni toh bhag gaya yeh raha darwaza.
Devdas se milne gayi paro – 2
Freddy joke mat maaro.
Baalti bhar paani mein doob kar mar jao – 2
Kya yahi policy hai bhai, sirf Daya se hi darwaza todwao.
Har waqt dimag ko kaam par lagao – 2
Darwaza Freddy se nahi Daya se todwao.
Tu hai besharam, tu hai behaya – 2
Main hu Praduman aur yeh hai Daya.
Yeh kaali kaali aankhen, yeh gore gore gaal – 2
Daya ja ke karo suspect se kuch sawaal.
Dopeher ka waqt hai, billi chat pe soyi hai – 2
Daya pata lagao, khooni inme se koi hai.
Teri haasi par saari jawani luta doonga – 2
Wahi ruk jao Daya, varna mein goli chala dunga.
Gaye ko English mein kehte hain cow – 2
Kuch toh baat hai Daya pata lagao.
Dilphenk CID shayari ne mere dil ko chua hai – 2
ACP says khoon zaroor isi chakoo se hua hai.
Bottle hilao toh uski drink bhi hilti hai – 2
Freddy – Sir, is sketch ki shakal toh Daya sir se milti hai.
Roti toh sabne khaa li ab kaun khayega Daal-Bhaat ko-2
ACP asks the suspect – Sach sach batao kya hua tha kal raat ko.
Lut gaya samjho who jisne khela jua tha – 2
Daya (while narrating the introduction of the episode) – Us case mein bhi kuch aisa hi hua tha.
Baarish k mausam mein Dard-e-judai sehte hain – 2
Abhijeet ko sunkar aajkal Daya bhi hain kehte hain.
Kagaz ki kashti thi, paani ka kinara tha
Khelne ki masti thi, Dil aawara tha – 2
4 ghante tak hosh mein nahi aaya who, kyunki Daya ne usko ek zor ka tamacha maara tha.
Tu kal Bangalore mein tha aaj Mumbai aaya kaise – 2
Abhijeet jaldi batao kahan chupaye tumne who paise.
Kya gunah kiya maine jo gadhe ko gadha aur kutte ko kutta kaha – 2
Samajh nahi aa raha yeh Abhijeet yeh Daya phone kyun nahi utha raha.
Pati ka naam suresh aur patni ka naam Maya tha – 2
Daya – Sir, khooni yahan isi car mein aaya tha.
Left indicator dekar usne car ko right mein moda hai – 2
ACP – Daya khooni ne hamare liye ek sabot choda hai.
Bahar hai garden aur garden mein hai gamla – 2
ACP – Daya pata lagao kisne kiya is aadmi par hamla.
Cloth ko hindi mein kehte hain kapda aur cotton ko rui hai-2
ACP – Iski maut zaroor insurance ke paiso ko wajah se hui hai.
Yaad rahega zindagi bhar who pehli mulaqat ka manzar suhana – 2
ACP – Abhijeet foren professor ke ghar jao aur Daya ko bhi saath lana.
Woh saamne aaye toh nazre jhuka lunga, dekhunga nahi phir bhi tasveer bana lunga – 2
Daya – Khabardar ek kadam bhi aage badhaya, nahi toh main goli chala dunga.
Bahut keemti hai aapka har ek vote – 2
ACP – ab jail mein baithkar aaram se gin lena note.
Haar se pehle main umeed kyun chodu – 2
Daya says – Salary sabko milti hai, darwaza main hi kyun todu??
Aaj food court main pankhe ka bada shor hai – 2
ACP – geeta ka qatil koi aur hai.
Teri yaad mein na soya puri raat – 2
Toot gaya Darwaza jab padi Daya ki laat.
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