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This was just begging to be done.
The fashion backward, absurd and unaware need to be hauled up. The Bitch is up for this daunting challenge. We're bringing in the Fashion Police! Meaning us. The first of many culprits has to be Rani Mukherjee. It should not be considered exaggerating, when one says that she could walk into a set and not be noticed on a good day and spotted immediately on a bad one, which is mostly every other day; especially if her wardrobe is handpicked by none other than herself. Rani Mukherjee might have very well been in the film industry for over 10 years, she's done a whole lot of shit flicks and a few occasional ones with actual scripts. This pint sized (read short), 'queen' of Bollywood has come a long way with her acting (has anyone seen the Bichoo's and Badal's?) But, her fashion sense is well, TERRIBLE.
Exhibit A: I slipped into my curtain The word 'Sexy' was then interpreted by her as 'shock' and so she went around town doing the same. Note the matching smudge stick on the lip and the chiffon curtain from her drawing room draped around her. What is unexplainable is the reason she decided to wear her father's 'ganji' as the top, she should've known better. Just a question, who the f**k did the hair? And was this ever in Vogue? Ummm, maybe if she was Madonna and this were the eighties. Big 'No' on both accounts. It was after these depressing days that the lady turned to her trusted designer friend Manish Malhotra, who honestly wasn't much help either! Exhibit B: its Christmas already? There was this really weird phase in shorty's life where she never learnt the word 'overdoing it'. Sadly that continues even now. So she wore a red gown with matching gloves (At least got that right); what's the big deal eh? Well for starters Christmas is and was far away. Note yet again the matching lipstick and Christmas decorations trying to be passed off as a gown. Not to forget the sorry ass imitation jewelry and an earnest attempt to sport what looks like a handbag. Those poor arms and bosoms look as though they are screaming for a bout of fresh air. We are just as shocked as her! But, we do understand why she tried this look after all miracles happen only at Christmas! Exhibit C: Ma! Look what I did to your sari Incomprehensible as it may seem, one has no clue as to why she makes her boobs undergo torture by stuffing them into any outfit she discovers. Mrs. Mukherjee must be one upset woman, the day her Kanchipuram sari clad the oversized body of her daughter. If the seam showing outfit wasn't garish enough, check out mom's trinkets finding place on rani. What was she playing? Matching matching? Dearest Rani, Your cellulite wont disappear if you Squeeze into any outfit, you end up looking 'Like shit'. Best wishes, A great fan who is traumatized by what you do to yourself. PS: The Gothic makeup does nothing for you! Exhibit D: hahahaha, No! Seriously what is that? She saw the half ready dress on a mannequin and decided that that's exactly how she wanted to wear it. Nope, can't blame the designer for this one. Also who died? And why are you waving and smiling if someone just died .maybe she didn't like them! So it's an abstract outfit! Wohoo, but what's with the Indian danglers? Fusion? Even Michael Jackson knows better! Who allowed her to get out of the house looking like that? Mrs. Mukherjee.... your daughter's out of control!
Exhibit E: Botanical Garden Though there's no outfit as such! We just had to include this one simply for the uproarious image. You visit the botanical gardens of Singapore and then you want the same on your head? I'm all for conserving nature and stuff, but this picture makes me want to burn down a florist's shop! Just so that 'this' never ever happens again. God knows what this damsel in distress was thinking when she got this image clicked. Maybe she was having a really bad hair day. It is true that portfolio images need to be as different and unique as possible, but don't push it, seriously. Makes you look stupid. Very. Exhibit F: Psychedelic fart The condition of people seeing this picture is as bad as the lady in the picture who looks shell shocked. While the dress is still passable, the accessories aren't. Overdoing it with the blue watch and the 10 rupee bracelets, Rani looks like a pauper (pun intented ha ha!). The dress in itself has enough going on, wonder if she's heard of a bolero! (the little coat thing women hide stuff behind). The best thing she could have done with this dress is chop it enough and call in a favor from her best friend Manish Designer Malhotra to make her a bikini to wear on the beaches of Saint Tropez. But knowing her, she would team that too with Mom's jewelry. This dress should come with a few dozen ear plugs That she should pass around where ever she goes THAT'S HOW LOUD IT IS!!!! Our 'Fashion Faux Pas' Prison facilities are over-full currently, but as soon as some other Bollywood Diva- moves out, sobers down or gets a make over we're rolling out the red carpet for you Rani.
The fashion backward, absurd and unaware need to be hauled up. The Bitch is up for this daunting challenge. We're bringing in the Fashion Police! Meaning us. The first of many culprits has to be Rani Mukherjee. It should not be considered exaggerating, when one says that she could walk into a set and not be noticed on a good day and spotted immediately on a bad one, which is mostly every other day; especially if her wardrobe is handpicked by none other than herself. Rani Mukherjee might have very well been in the film industry for over 10 years, she's done a whole lot of shit flicks and a few occasional ones with actual scripts. This pint sized (read short), 'queen' of Bollywood has come a long way with her acting (has anyone seen the Bichoo's and Badal's?) But, her fashion sense is well, TERRIBLE.
Exhibit A: I slipped into my curtain The word 'Sexy' was then interpreted by her as 'shock' and so she went around town doing the same. Note the matching smudge stick on the lip and the chiffon curtain from her drawing room draped around her. What is unexplainable is the reason she decided to wear her father's 'ganji' as the top, she should've known better. Just a question, who the f**k did the hair? And was this ever in Vogue? Ummm, maybe if she was Madonna and this were the eighties. Big 'No' on both accounts. It was after these depressing days that the lady turned to her trusted designer friend Manish Malhotra, who honestly wasn't much help either! Exhibit B: its Christmas already? There was this really weird phase in shorty's life where she never learnt the word 'overdoing it'. Sadly that continues even now. So she wore a red gown with matching gloves (At least got that right); what's the big deal eh? Well for starters Christmas is and was far away. Note yet again the matching lipstick and Christmas decorations trying to be passed off as a gown. Not to forget the sorry ass imitation jewelry and an earnest attempt to sport what looks like a handbag. Those poor arms and bosoms look as though they are screaming for a bout of fresh air. We are just as shocked as her! But, we do understand why she tried this look after all miracles happen only at Christmas! Exhibit C: Ma! Look what I did to your sari Incomprehensible as it may seem, one has no clue as to why she makes her boobs undergo torture by stuffing them into any outfit she discovers. Mrs. Mukherjee must be one upset woman, the day her Kanchipuram sari clad the oversized body of her daughter. If the seam showing outfit wasn't garish enough, check out mom's trinkets finding place on rani. What was she playing? Matching matching? Dearest Rani, Your cellulite wont disappear if you Squeeze into any outfit, you end up looking 'Like shit'. Best wishes, A great fan who is traumatized by what you do to yourself. PS: The Gothic makeup does nothing for you! Exhibit D: hahahaha, No! Seriously what is that? She saw the half ready dress on a mannequin and decided that that's exactly how she wanted to wear it. Nope, can't blame the designer for this one. Also who died? And why are you waving and smiling if someone just died .maybe she didn't like them! So it's an abstract outfit! Wohoo, but what's with the Indian danglers? Fusion? Even Michael Jackson knows better! Who allowed her to get out of the house looking like that? Mrs. Mukherjee.... your daughter's out of control!
Exhibit E: Botanical Garden Though there's no outfit as such! We just had to include this one simply for the uproarious image. You visit the botanical gardens of Singapore and then you want the same on your head? I'm all for conserving nature and stuff, but this picture makes me want to burn down a florist's shop! Just so that 'this' never ever happens again. God knows what this damsel in distress was thinking when she got this image clicked. Maybe she was having a really bad hair day. It is true that portfolio images need to be as different and unique as possible, but don't push it, seriously. Makes you look stupid. Very. Exhibit F: Psychedelic fart The condition of people seeing this picture is as bad as the lady in the picture who looks shell shocked. While the dress is still passable, the accessories aren't. Overdoing it with the blue watch and the 10 rupee bracelets, Rani looks like a pauper (pun intented ha ha!). The dress in itself has enough going on, wonder if she's heard of a bolero! (the little coat thing women hide stuff behind). The best thing she could have done with this dress is chop it enough and call in a favor from her best friend Manish Designer Malhotra to make her a bikini to wear on the beaches of Saint Tropez. But knowing her, she would team that too with Mom's jewelry. This dress should come with a few dozen ear plugs That she should pass around where ever she goes THAT'S HOW LOUD IT IS!!!! Our 'Fashion Faux Pas' Prison facilities are over-full currently, but as soon as some other Bollywood Diva- moves out, sobers down or gets a make over we're rolling out the red carpet for you Rani.
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