Comedy Time

I know we are all tensed from the show and so.....

Remember that old topic? Why did the chicken cross the road, well is saved some really good ones here they are:

THESE ARE NOT MINE! I SAVED THEM FROM B4, AND I FORGOT WHO MADE THESE!!!! IM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS IM JUST POSTING IT FOR LAUGHS

DONT SUE ME! LOL

Antara: because the musical atmosphere was not good in his chhotta sa gaon on this side
Sandeep: because it was hungry
Karunya : he was seeking his identity…too many singers in the family this side
Anuj: because he got the wild card entry to the other side
Meenal: its eyes were closed so it really didn't know where it was going
Neha: Mata Rani had something good for him on the other side
Panna: it saw some hot chicks on the other side?
Amey: to seek a higher pitch!
Ravi Tripathi: he was growing too old ..it was now or never
Sagar: it got voted out ..it was forced to cross
Anu: chicken bola main to jaoonga us paar…wahan kar raha hai koi mera intezaar…
Farah: Aaj jo usne road cross kiya to mere dil ko choo liya
Sonu: was it to get a makeover? Arre yehi problem hai…sur par dhyaan hi nahi hai
Aman: Chicken ne road cross kiya isliye usko milega ek crore ka contract or ek Nokia mobile bhi..
Minnie : Chicken ne road kyun cross kiya yeh bataane se pehle hum lenge ek chotta sa break

Here Are Some I Made!



Aishwarya: I dont care about the chicken crossing the road however, I'll cross the bridge when i reach it .

Bipasha Kyun Ki Usko Bhook Thi...Jism Ki Bhoot

Amitabh Bachchan: Mera pass bunla hai, bank balance, property hai gaadi hai, Kya hai chicken ke paas? *chicken* Mera Paas Bird Flu Hai

Govinda: Kyunki main uske saath ek movie kar raha hoon....Chicken No.1

Karan Johar; the chicken was in my movie new movie called Kabhi Chicken Kabhi Beef....Its all about eating ur protein

Preity Zinta: Now people are blaming chicken??? Ppl i request u to look into this matter.......Today its the chicken...Tommarow it cud be u

Micheal Jackson: i was calliing it so i can molest it ,but im innocent okay

Rani Mukerjee At an Award Ceremony: I'd like to thank Sanjay, Amitji and also the chicken that crossed the road...because without u....we wud ever make black!....Thank you chicken!

Priyanka Chopra: it was going to never never land

Abhishek: Kyunki Chicken Bhi Kabhi Kapoor Thi

Rekha: Areyy Baba, yeh poorani baathein hai !! Maine suna hai ke ab chote chote bachce bhi cross karte hai

Pooja Bhatt: Is Chicken se mera kohi talooq nahin hai! Leken maine har baar vulgarity ki line cross kiya hain

Tanushree Dutta: Woh Chicken to ek tequila ka shot tha!

Tanushree Dutta: Kyun ki Us Chicken Ne Mujhe Aapna Aashiq Banaye!

Sanjay Dutt: Yeh Uski Kahani Thi

Anu Malik: Chicken is liye cross kiya kyun ki , Videsh jana parta hai....aur wahan music suno aur phir usko hindi mein copy karke kaho ke yeh aapni music hai

Sushmita: what kind of question is this? I will not answer this question, Im a very dignified woman!

Esha Deol: Ek baath thi, jo usne ankahee rakee thi!

Akshay Kumar Nobody saw this....kyunki maine is story ko edit har diya hai!

Yash Chopar Hum kya karen? Humara studio maine din mei aur raat mei.....dono waqt hum cross hi karte hai

Karisma Who said it was a chicken?! Mujhse bhi milo Usse!!

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tht was good n nice idea to remove the tension...

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great job shawn, ur sense of humour is wonderful

Shawn I liked it a lot esp the Amitabh one. 😆

😃 thank u! hahahaa

😆 The Bipasha ones mad cute!!!

wow..great one..
it was really funny...
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Originally posted by: Shawn89

I know we are all tensed from the show and so.....

Remember that old topic? Why did the chicken cross the road, well is saved some really good ones here they are:

THESE ARE NOT MINE! I SAVED THEM FROM B4, AND I FORGOT WHO MADE THESE!!!! IM NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS IM JUST POSTING IT FOR LAUGHS

DONT SUE ME! LOL

Antara: because the musical atmosphere was not good in his chhotta sa gaon on this side
Sandeep: because it was hungry
Karunya : he was seeking his identity…too many singers in the family this side
Anuj: because he got the wild card entry to the other side
Meenal: its eyes were closed so it really didn't know where it was going
Neha: Mata Rani had something good for him on the other side
Panna: it saw some hot chicks on the other side?
Amey: to seek a higher pitch!
Ravi Tripathi: he was growing too old ..it was now or never
Sagar: it got voted out ..it was forced to cross
Anu: chicken bola main to jaoonga us paar…wahan kar raha hai koi mera intezaar…
Farah: Aaj jo usne road cross kiya to mere dil ko choo liya
Sonu: was it to get a makeover? Arre yehi problem hai…sur par dhyaan hi nahi hai
Aman: Chicken ne road cross kiya isliye usko milega ek crore ka contract or ek Nokia mobile bhi..
Minnie : Chicken ne road kyun cross kiya yeh bataane se pehle hum lenge ek chotta sa break

good one to lighten the tension today