n i luved all of Raj's dialogues.. Sami did such an awesome job!!
Raj: mein chota hun, lekin intelligent bhi. mujhe 12 country ke capital pata hai. mujhe 12th tak tables aati hai, mujhe yeh bhi pata hai ki babies kahan se aate hai
Raj: babies delhi se aate hai..
Raj: aap toh ugly ho..
Raj: chinti ke gharvalon ne haathi ke gharvalon se kya kaha?
Raj: Tarzan ki daadi jangal me kaun shave karta tha?
Raj: ki bandar ka muh laal kyu hota hai?
Raj: gond apni bottle me kyu nahi chipakta hai?
Raj: boxing ring gol kyu nahi hota hai?
Raj: ohho
Arjun: oye, chup chap dekhna hai toh baith, nahi toh jaa
Raj: kya dekhu, aap toh sirf haar rahe ho
A: haar raha hun? beta, pts. dekh mere.. aise pts. tab milte hai jab tumhare umr ko na 700000 se multiply karte hai OK?
R: dad, aapki maths toh mere se bhi bohot kamzor hai.. agar aap meri age ko 700000 se multiply karte hai, toh woh 3500000 banta hai.. aur aapke pts. isse 48.46% kam hai.. matlab almost aadhe..
R: jaise aap yeh game khel rahe ho naa.. iske stage paar karne ke.. proba..proba.. ek bada word hota hai..
A: probability?
R: nahi hai..
R: kaam ki baat suno.. yeh stage paar karne keliye ek bohot hi accha idea hai, yeh remote mujhe do
A: shakal toh bohot bholi hai, dimaag itna shatir kaise ho gaya?
R: aap hi ka beta hun dad
R: aap mere papa, toh aapki wife meri mom..
A: woh mom, Raj, humlog tumhare mom dad nahi hai.. yeh gande words hai, toh dubara mat dohrana
R: kya woh aapke saath lunch share nahi karti? Kya unke baal me chewing gum hai? kya woh handshake karke aapko pin chubati hai? ya unke ears mote hain? ya unse badbu aati hai?