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Bonjour IF-ians!
Cold outside eh? At least it is up here in Canada. >:(
Enough about the weather, today we all get to CHILLAX! No kidding. I mean it.
If you're at home, cool! Grab something sweet or whatever you like to eat in bed, and get in your bed and just SLEEP. *sighs* I MEAN. IT. So don't give me that crazy look! Learn to be lazy people. I know a few people who could give you some real good lessons on how to be lazy. And for the people who aren't home, no big deal! A bench near you? You see a sidewalk nearby? Go and lie down! No one will stop ya. Hopefully they won't. đ¤ If the police charge you or something, I SAID NOTHING. *looks away*
But why am i saying all this? Well, people, cause it's the GREAT JOT who's asking you to do it. đł No really. Seriously.
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OKAY FINE! It's because, guess what you uninformed people?
It is...Public Sleeping Day!
-With the CC's of IFđ
Sleeping Facts
- The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses.
- Some scientists believe we dream to fix experiences in long-term memory, that is, we dream about things worth remembering. Others think we dream about things worth forgetting ' to eliminate overlapping memories that would otherwise clog up our brains.
- Scientists have not been able to explain a 1998 study showing a bright light shone on the backs of human knees can reset the brain's sleep-wake clock.
Sleeping Jokes
- A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping." - A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
And....A video!
This is made by a friend of my friend, so all the credit goes to her.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX7F8WokAMo[/YOUTUBE]
Want classes on how to be a lazy person? Want to outshine everybody in Laziness? Want to be known as the Laziest person ever?
Call 1-800-456-CCIF
Ext. #4& 6 for the Heads of the office [Ravjot and Tanu].
*runs away*
Au revoir!
Cricket
Arjun
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