And now for the behooda messages...😆
Wooohooooh its 1st of February..... Samis birthday.....
Well Sam........ what can I say....... I first read your post on Prat forum...... stayed up all night reading your ff you are mine and damn it was awesome.......... even though I was shouted at by my parents....😆😆
And then you amazed us with your ff on geet........ the horse crap.......... which led me being close to stefan😡😡😆😆😆😆 but damn your such an amazing writer....... absolutely loved your work😃😃😃😃Always leaving us wanting to read more and thats a major compliment....... I really do hope that you become a author because girl..... you are tooooo good😃😃😃
I wish to dedicate this small piece of writing to you sam......... its not up to your standards...Im not good at writing and I really hope u mind my mistakes.....since its rushed.... but I hope that you enjoy it.......
PLZZZ GIRLIES THIS IS FOR FUN..... PLZ DONT BE OFFENDED.....OR I WILL DELETE IT ALL.....
Samiiiisssssssssss fairy tale wedding😆
(sorry for absolutely cheesy title, cant think at the mo)
Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Australia.... lived a beautiful and charming girl.........Samira.......or Sam for short.
Here's a picture of Sam.....
Sam Lived with her step mother Mima and 2 step sisters manal and aaliyah......
Aaah have a look....
Ooops sorry this was a fake family portrait drawn by the famous artist Priti ........ but due to unusual circumstances, Priti has now disappeared from the face of the earth....... some say she was abducted by aliens........some locals had said she was murdered my mima and her daughters as she saw their real hidious faces of theirs........... whereas others say she has taken part in illegal experiments...... bringing people back to life and has a brother called Frankenstein ........ hmmmm who knows??????
Still a mystery.....❓
Ok now enough of bakbak.....hmmmm where were we?????? Oh yes....
Meeting Sams family......... ok don't be scared this is what they REALLY LOOK LIKE on a normal day......
MIMA MAA (the evil step mother)........oohh what giant teeth she has.......oooh granny I mean maa what a massive nose u have.....🤣
Manal...
hmmmmmmm dont ask where the hair is.....apparently its a new craze........
As for the height ........ am ❓❓
😆🤣
Aaliyah.....
hmmmmm Aaliyah had a fight with a Racoon once...she was beaten black and blue........look whats happened to her......🤣
Ok now we've seen the family.... lets fast forward.....
Since Sams father had gone (don't worry he's not dead but instead had eloped with Stefan and are living a happy life somewhere in the outbacks )........ Sams life had turned upside down....literally.....
Mima and her evil step daughters were envious of the beautiful and charming Sam...... and would leave no stone unturned in abusing/mistreated Sam.......
Everyday Sam would get up at 6 am........clean the house, cooking..... doing the laundry.......cutting corns of MIMA MAAS feet........massage aaliyahs feet and trust me they were disgusting....... yuck she was suffering from athletes foot...........
Sam always carries Manal everywhere since she is only 2 foot tall.....she even broke the world record of being the shortest 16 year old alive.....And this did her back in.....I mean who can carry someone who weighs as much as 12 African elephants?😲😆🤣
Sam felt alone and helpless...... she had nowhere to go....... everyday she would pray for a miracle to happen....... someone whom she would truly love.....someone who would understand her and share her happiness and sorrows with....someone who would whisk her of her feet and take her away from this hell hole........Who knew that luck was on her side and one day she would meet her prince charming.......
Monday.......9 am......
Mima Maa: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamm.......... where are you????? I need some soap, a facemask, perfume and some shampoo........ go to the market and buy them..... I haven't had a bath in 3 weeks .......my skins getting all mouldy........ hurry and don't you dare start flirting with the shopkeepers son.........MK.........if I find out you will die...
Sam came in running huffing and panting....
Sam: Yes mother, anything you say........ I will just go and get them for you
MIMA MAA: Good .......Heres the money and go.....
Sam takes the money and steps out the house........ unknown to her......her evil step sisters were up to no good....
Sam was walking along the pavement when suddenly she took a tumble and fell in a deep hole.....apparently dug by the evil duo....Sam was hurt.... she had bruised her knee and was in pain...
Manal and Aaliyah were laughing in the background......and quickly ran inside...😆
Sam scrambled out of the hole and winced in pain: Aaahh my leg,
Need help? Came a voice behind her.........sam turned around to see who it was....... It was shumi di.....She was like a big sister to her and always looked after her........
Shumi di: You need to teach those brats a lesson....... I swear when I get hold of them they'll be begging for mercy......come with me lets sort your leg out huh........
Shumi di takes sam to her house and bandages her up.
Sam: Thanx shummi di....... but I have to go now...... or else mima maa will blow a fuse and punish me even more.......
Shumi di: ok then ......take care .....
Sam leaves and runs to the local supermarket....
Sam: hmmmmmmm I have everything but the soap....... where is it?
Since Sam is busy looking for the soap.....unbeknown to her she was being watched by a rough handsome guy in a blacksuit ..........His name was MK
As soon as she turned around she bumped into him......
Sam: Ullu ke patte ........ cant you see where your going?
MK: Who are you calling ullu ka pattha???? You churail....your the one who bumped into me
Sam with her usual shocked expression says 'churail?...... you calling me churail....... you....arrogant self obsessed.....rat.... dog........ kuta ....
MK: erm dog and kutta are the same.........you might want to add handsome as well ......you dimwit.
Sam who is losing her patience...pushes past Mk but trips over a banana (don't ask me where it came from.....typical of Indian movies) lol MK quickly grabs Sam around the waist and are lost in each others eyes ........Mahi plays in the background.......
Suddenly a baby wails in the background......... Sam shudders and says 'let me go'...
MK: Ok....... your wish is my command and gives a devilish smile......he lets go of sam and she drops on to the floor with a massive thud........causing an earthquake felt as far as Indonesia......l😆😆 don't worry no-one dies ...
Sam: you bas***d...... why did u do that for?????
MK: Because you told me to....... darling and gives a smirk..
Sam: who is burning with rage says 'uff yeh ladkha.......... yeh mujhse pagal karde ga.......hume issey dur rehna parega......... dhrust dranav......she gets up and kicks him in the nuts..... grabs the soap and rushes to the till to pay......
Poor Mk.....is on the floor.....screaming in pain whilst the audience just laugh at him.....
Sam blows a raspberry at MK and runs at the shop shouting loser..........and laughing at his misfortune......
Whilst Sam is walking home the queens messenger has arrived in the town centre.......speaking to the public....Sam was too busy thinking of all the chores to do when she gets home that she fails to realise that all single women are invited to the ball........ where the all women will have the chance to meet and dance with Prince and eventually choose his bride ......
Sam reaches home to find her sisters manal and aaliyah arguing over what clothes to wear...... and Mima maa waiting for the products so she can finally have a bath.......
Mima maa: Thank god ....... you dimwit..... you finally came.......... you will make us late for the ball....give me those and do the laundry ....... you have become so lazy........ always procrastinating...grrr
Sam: Ok mother ......erm mother which ball were Manal and aaliyah talking about?????
Mima Maa: Its a special costume ball organized by the duke......for Prince Charming in an effort to cause his son to fall in love and marry, so every eligible maiden in the kingdom are ordered to attend.
Sam was lost in her own world....... her dream of meeting her own prince and falling in love had aroused hope that she will indeed find her mister right and that too at this ball....Sam was very excited and said....
Sam: Mima maa...... can I come with you as well?
Mima maa looked on in surprise and anger and said....... 'do you really think he will choose you......you are an ugly duckling....... a disgrace.....you will bring shame to me.....and you have no clothes as well..... you will stay home and clean the basement..
Sam was heartbroken and her eyes brimmed with tears........ she ran to her room whilst the evil step mother laughed at her fate......
Mima maa took the products in to her room, she went up to her mirror......looked at her reflection and said
Mirror .....mirror on the wall......who in the land is the fairest of all??
In a split second...... thunder was heard, a swirling mist had formed on the mirror and a face had appeared ....
Mirror: First of all you hag....... how many times have I told you that I have a NAME ..grrrrrrrrrrrrr my name is DD short for Divya and Damon or call you can even call me Divian...... grrrrr
And secondly who wants to look at your face.........you are no Miss universe and these products will not do any good to u.......grrrrr Sam is the fairest of all land.......your beauty or your daughter cannot compare to her.......
Mima Maa blew a fuse: How dare you insult me......maybe I should break u into tiny pieces and this will seal your gob.......grrrrr
DD (mirror) who is frightened says Im sorry ....... you are beautiful...... no-one can match your beauty........ not even aishwarya rai.......
Having said this Mima was satisfied and said thats better and whistled all the way to the bathroom....to clean of all the muck that had gathered on her........ whilst a terrified DD looked on until mima was out of sight...... and said ewww what a hag..... yuck
6 pm
Mima and her daughters were ready to go to the ball.......look at how they look and their dresses...😆😆
Mima maa to Sam........ make sure you clean the basement before we come back or else you will have no supper for the rest of the week...
Sam: Ok maa
Mima: Thats a good little girl.......Manal ...... your looking great and tall in your 10inch heals and wig........hmmm aaliyah just a little bit of lipstick and there........ you wont look like that alien predator..... dont worry Arnie wont find you and zap you in this heavy make up......
After admiring themselves.........Mima and her daughters leave...
After a short while arrive at the costume ball........whilst a group of women look on in disgust at how hideous they look.....
Meanwhile Sam has cleaned the basement and the laundry and retreats to her room...
8pm...Sam is upset and sits alone by the window......praying for a miracle to happen....
Sam sobs and says why cannot I go to the ball?????? Why does this always happen to me? When... will my prince charming appear??????? Sam continues to cry.......... when suddenly she hears a voice......
Dont cry........ you will surely go to the ball........Sam looks around and says who are you...... show yourself to me....
In a puff of smoke....... there it stood........on four legs.... wagging its tail.... and with a big smile.....A DONKEY......lol
Sam: What..... was it you speaking??????? It cant be??
Donkey:: hehehehe yep it was me honey......Im Aleena....... your fairy godmother.....or shall I say donkey......hehehe.............Honey get off your butt, stop feeling all sorry for self.......this is not the X-factor you wont get any sympathy votes you know.....
Sam..... who was still in shock couldnt believe her eyes...... a talking donkey...... never in her life had she seen such a miracle...
Aleena sighed .......Oh plzzzz honey...... this is not my real form........I had to transform ........ i mean what will people say if they see a flying woman?????hmmmmm....wont they ask questions?????? Hmmm me in this form ...... no-one will say anything and will only suspect that I ran away from the farm.....
Sam: Ok then...... thats cleared ...... I think (shes still looking puzzled)but why are you here?
Aleena: coz hun Im you fairy godmother....... you called me........ if you dont want me then Ill go back to fairy land and watch the sexy hunks damon and tyler on TV .....phwoar arent they fit....heheh
Sam: No everything is fine.....please help me ..... I want to go to the ball.
Aleena: Ok girl....... let get you ready so you can meet your prince charming.........trust me he will choose you....... you are the most cutest and prettiest women in town........ the prince will drool over you.....hehe
Ok now lets get ready........hocus pocus.....zippedy do ......... badda bing baddha boom.....
In a puff of smoke...... there stood Sam in a beautiful blue dress
Aleena: Hey sam ......... tap your feet together....
Sam tapped her feet together and in a split second........ she was wearing gorgeous glass slippers....
Edited by aleena1 - 14 years ago
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