Special TUTORIALS by dolphin

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Posted: 14 years ago
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OK kiddies. Today I'm going to teach you some basics....Mind you, these are meant for everyone.... although they are pointed to a particular student.

ABCs of love....
- Geet puttar....you just told him you feel suffocated when he is not around. Then why did ask him to leave? Did you want to die of suffocation? 😲
- And Maan puttar....If she is asking you to leave, why can't you take her with you? Waise bhi contract sign karne mein kitna time lagta hai? You could have spent quality time in the car, holding each others hands or playing 'Let's see who blinks first'.😳
- And then, while you were signing the contract, she could have used the restroom to touch up her makeup or she could have sat in the car filing her nails.😆 Clearly, Geet was done doing jhadoo pochha of the entire venue and she wasn't needed there anymore. 😕
- And why did you leave anyway? Even if project is postponed, big deal. When you can suffer loses and break deals for Geet, can't you delay a project?
- Do not become a joru ka ghulaam...well she is not even your joru yet. 😳
- Do not give orders to your to-be-pati. It is bad manners.

What to do in panic
- Call 911..oops I mean 100 i.e Police
- Find the doorman and ask him where the stairs are. BTW....how could the stairs be hidden? Did you guys forget this is outhouse decorated differently?
- Find a ladder and walk up to the location to save your friend.
- Do NOT scream. It creates more panic.
- Do not talk amongst yourselves. Do not give up. Keep searching for the stairs.
- It is RUDE to watch your friend fall from the 1st floor. Close your eyes and start singing hanuman chalisa.
- Start singing songs loudly in a phatti awaaz to distract the offender.
- Scare the offender by pretending there is someone behind her.
- Hold the curtain close to the falling person so they can hold onto it.
- Adi..I thought you were the smartest, but you failed me. Couldn't you pull out the curtains and hold it open with the help of the 3 bandars so Geet could fall peacefully?
- Geet, when someone is threatening you, you should RUN...not walk back. You seem to remember to run for stupid things like after stealing away the dupatta back, or after MSK's car. Why didn't you run now? Suddenly you realized you were pregnant?

AND Finally....
What to do when plotting a revenge
.....piece of advice for Naintara. Oh dear..did you not think about your own life before plotting your revenge in a public place? Next time aisa na karna ok? Warna marrongi....😳 Don't get so blind in your revenge that you can't see others. And don't assume others can't see you. My favorite quote for you my love..don't assume and make an ass of you and me.......you know ASSUME = ASS+U+ME!!!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣
fantabulous👏
everything was cool
i agree wid ur suggestions 4 maneet......................
loved d panic management course part most .................
and assume had such a cool hidden meaning i never knew...................🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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HAHAHA Dol ... ! What a lecture 😆

Loved this one
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"You could have spent quality time in the car, holding each others hands or playing 'Let's see who blinks first" 😆


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Posted: 14 years ago
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Good one ya....
Looks like Geet Team really needs this piece of advice...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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You could have spent quality time in the car, holding each others hands or playing 'Let's see who blinks first'.😳
- she could have sat in the car filing her nails
🤣🤣🤣🤣


Awesome post dear
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Kya mazedaar post hai!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like each every line of your post. The highlight of your post is" Geet did Jhadu pocha". This jhadu poocha reminds of India where every day jhadu pocha is must😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Awesome post ⭐️



Edited by jalparii_h2o - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣 🤣🤣 todayz episode has resulted into opening of various funny and interesting posts..wow..they should have such episodes more often😉
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Couldn't stop laughing. Lessons are all worthy and noted. Thank you Dol for such a sweet take.
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Nice post..
"It is RUDE to watch your friend fall from the 1st floor. Close your eyes and start singing"...🤣🤣🤣
I really like this rule..🤣

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