On The Couch With Akki Bhaa!!..

Ok Guys, looks like our Forum's therapy sessions seem to be the In thing even though they really may not be that effective..but if We are having fun who cares??😆

Alright, our newest 'victim' on the couch is Akki Bhaa....he reluctantly agreed to spend sometime with us ( was a little worried abt BooHoooHoooo catching him in the Act....doing what??!!)....😕😳

RBO F sincere member: Welcome to our most Happening forum Akki bhaa!! ( yaa... happening coz of countless nut cases and besharams here intently discussing milk and paan ke gunn, 'dandiya raas'🤣....but ain't telling him that!!).....😃

Please!! Couch grahan kijiye na!!..( but don't put 'Grahann-evil eye' on it...bechaara couch)

Akki: ( smiling shyly, eyeing the couch as if it was a priceless artifact😕)....Nooo, Don't call me Bha..that's reserved for Khanak alone..just call me Akki!!...Where is everybody??Shaan ne kaha tha ki yahaan many khubsoorat aur naughty girls hain😉..(eagerly looking around)..

RBO F: ( Naughty lndeed! Shaan you deserve a spanking!)😳😃....Awww..that is sooo chweeet of Shaan..They are all here but are invisible for now just as a precaution..Shaan told us that you're a little shy and that we shud avoid overload yr senses!!( nahin to brakes phail ho sakte hain)............But for starters, this is Manju..our very talented photographer...😃

Manju flashes a million dollar smile at Akki and gives him a big wink!!.... whats cooking Shaan ke big bhaa?😃😉

RBO F: Okay, lets get on it....whats going on between you and Boo babyy..??

Akki: ( a little dazed..) Uhh..I dunno..she's a Daayen in human clothing😡....I work soo hard just to keep from going bankrupt and she never appreciates it....rather she beats me black and blue!!.. Yeh dekho....😆

Akki shows us some of his colorful bruises..and we ooh and aaaah over them as if they were brilliant tattoos!!...😕😆

RBO F: Thats too bad...Magar isn't this the story of the Khandelwal family..Sunil, Shaan and you??😕

Akki: ( shaking head)..No, who said that? Me, I am the only victim here..Dad doesn't care abt mom and Shaan has full control over Khanak..his wish is her command!😉....

RBO F: ( Well, well... if you just knew what's really going on....Khanak to Shaan ko apne ishaaron par nachati hai, hum to uske chele hain! )😆⭐️....Oh, is that right..we feel badly for you Akki Bhaa.... Boo babes is not a babes after all she's Drakula's girlfriend.!(credit card khaane wali)😡😆 .... but we love her!!

Akki: ( confused,)..what?? you Love her!.. but I Hate her....ever since she started playing mind games with me....with that 18 pg thesis!!

RBO F: We gave her that Idea ( Sorry CVs!) she came to us for help becoz you never seem to have any time for her anymore!...( ab aayega mazaa!)😆

Akki: ( Mouth drops open!), whhhaaat, she came to you for help?...She knows very well that the reason I work so hard is to pay her bills!!..uski sarees, shoes, jewellery..aur kya kya..( holding his head in his hands.)

Manju: ( sitting close to him) The reason she spends all that money is because you donot give her any time..Akki bhaa, she craves yr attention!!..😳😃

Akki:( shaking his head vehemently,) Nahin I'm not Akki bhaa, I'm Akki Behen!!😆😕 ooops! Sorry, slip of tongue! haha..... So what shud I do now??..

RBO F: Stop making her jealous with that Kamini. Roshni or whatever ( Shaan you are still a baccha at this game)...just listen to her, take her out, cook for her, wash her clothes, remember how happy she was with the Gajar Ka Halwa??..😳😆

Akki: Yaa..shayad mein yeh sab bhi kar sakta hoon....but she's so proud and walks with her nose in the air!.. meri taraf dekhti bhi nahin hai!.....if she's not careful, she may fall off a cliff one day...😕

Manju: (ever curious), ohhh talking abt noses, I wanted to ask you this forever....yr noses match, were you lost as kids in the kumbh mela?....and is it technically difficult when you kiss??😳

Akki: ( turning beet red), uhhh I don't think so..I don't even remember the last time we kissed..( lost in thought, forehead wrinkled..)😕

RBO F: Okay then, Voila!!! this is our $1000 ISpecial potion for energy and courage👏🤢⭐️! Drink it and Boo will become your Lapdog for life!😆Go ahead, mere Singh is King!!. And if she fails to see the light, send her over to us...We never fail and never give up( yaa right, look at the way we are preparing for Shanak SR....its like our life depends on it!!)...

RBO F mem: ( on the phone,) Boooo!..Mission accomplished!...( evil laugh at the other end..)