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Posted: 15 years ago
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Only the other day I was walking around town (Haridwar) and the townsfolk had the longest faces. When I asked why..one lady told me......"kya bataun....we are missing our priyamvada. " I looked suitably shocked and said,"Pihu....I mean Priyamvada hardly steps out of her mansion. When did she meet you?" the lady just shook her head sadly,tears in her eyes and walked away...........
One elderly and stately gentleman was laughing at fond memories...."oh that pihu is such a badmash! She refused to call me uncleji, but later brought me a huge tray of the best mittai and now I have a sugar problem......hehehe!....pagal ladki!"
The cell phone retailer was especially sad....."priyamvadaji was my first customer. She not only bought her phone here,she tried to get Rudr Bhaiya to buy one, but he refused. So she fought with him and said, until he changes his mind, she'll stop talking to him. I am the cause of all the problems!"
The sportswear shop had the 'CLOSED' sign on its door even at 11 am. When I knocked on the door, a depressed guy opened it and asked me to come in....."welcome madam, today you can buy any of our stock at 30% off, in honour of priyamvadaji." 'huh? Why?" "it's her b'day today, and usually we have her come in and buy half the shop but today she's not here!!"
By now, even I was depressed and angry. Without my knowing I ended up on RuHu's street. I was standing in the middle of the street,no traffic suddenly..'pssst!' I looked. It was Thakurain Rajrani.
"Hello ji, I'm wondering if you know where Pihu is.." I asked her.
"That's the question the whole town is asking! Where is that girl? The one who used to spend all her waking hours with me 😭.......the one who learned cooking from me 😭.....the one who never did anything without asking my advice. 😭.....the only one who understood me 😭...."
"umm i dunno.......i think she doesn't like too much attention, so she stays out of sight. But it seems that her absence has created more problems.."
"Tell her to at least get married and settle down. Only then will my Rudr return and calm down."
"Forget Rudr madam, the whole town is in mourning.And if this continues, we may not see her."
Rajrani smiled, "thank you. That sounds like good news." 😃
I smiled, "oh definitely. How cool to have an unexplained disappearance. A mysterious silence."
I called the offices of Sangini News. "Hello Editorji, if you ever print anything about Priyamvada, I have instructions from her that you refrain from saying she's a nice and sweet girl. That was not something she liked hearing." The editor was reluctant, so I persuaded him," This is your one chance to print the truth!" Editor agreed, "Then I will do it. Anything for Priyamvadaji! She is one of a kind! She never bothers to correct all the errors and rumours we publish...." Editor started to cry, so I rang off.
Phone rang in my hand. It was Dr Abhay Rai Bahadur. "Hi Anu! Pihu sends her regards!" ......
I fainted with shock.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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ha ha ha ha ............
so thats where Pihu is ..... Good one Anu😊
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Posted: 15 years ago
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😭... I want my pihu back too... i've checked every comestic shop here.. n no one seems to have the same magical eye-liner that pihu has... the one that can be doubled up to write a note....
whr's pihu?????😔


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Posted: 15 years ago
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@sj isn't she there? well even she was....she's not going to tell you is she?
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Posted: 15 years ago
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she wont tell me.. but atleast when she's around, i can do snooping abt to get some clues....
but without her... i've got no choice but to throw away my pipe & magnifyin glasses... n it's boring with no job... (wonder how does this rudr spend his entire day with no job, no wonder he's a nutcase)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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why only rudr? prateik is another one with nothing to do....and i don't see rudr's bro doing anything either....no they are all around to watch rudr's performances.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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watch rudr's performances??? dont they have any other entertainment???

Let me guess.. they dont have cable tv in haridwar???

someone get pihu's family a plasma tv with cable, get pihu a ipad (she can read her ebooks on the balcony)....

Send rudr's family for a trip to rishikesh....

& well for rudr.. i dont think he'll ever figure out how to use technology.. so just get 2 big rocks.. he can sit in his cave & try to figure out how to start a fire with his rocks...
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Posted: 15 years ago
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pihu is really not needed in this town is she? and what can the poor girl do...cooped up in her bedroom all day? there's only so many games you can play on your phone. and abhay sent her 1 book which she speed read and summarised for him in one sentence....seriously girls these days really need more to engage their brains.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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......i only just now reached into the archives and recovered this post by @gardes....
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Originally posted by gardes

DJs and their CVs do not believe in LOGIC in their stories
DJs and their CVs do not remember their stories as these storylines are often written on cocktail napkins at the happy hour on Fridays and Saturdays; once the napkins are used to blow their noses in or puke their binges out, the story and the nuances end up in Mumbai's landfills
DJs and their Creatives do not return to cover the loopholes, hence the ILLOGICAL will never cease
DJs and their Creatives do not believe in customer satisfaction so take each day and episode with a grain of salt
Just when you think you have that AHA moment that you GOT IT, NO YOU DIDN'T because you have to think like CVs and even then there are no guarantees that you GOT THEM..
WARNING: Don't ever try getting into the DJs and their CVs' heads - start seeing warning flashes, skeleton heads with X's, biohazard signs, and all of that (I cannot stress this more!); there is nothing there (their heads I mean) and it is hazardous to YOUR health
DJs and their CVs believe in circles, LOTS and LOTs of circles, so be ready for a spin of your lives; if you hate merry-go-rounds and rollercoasters, STOP watching SSBS RIGHT NOW or you will remember Gardes' warning when it is too late
DO NOT believe in every telebuzz you read; they are well-paid stooges of the DJs, hired guns to spread misinformation - remember my warning above about merry-go-rounds and roller coasters - YOU GOT IT!
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so residents of Haridwar, don't say farewell to pihu yet.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Well yeah!!!!

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