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Kools reporting from base : War Continues , Manohar gets heart attack in PR 😃 . BAD DAY FOR CHUBBY .
Chubby was harassed , totally harassed . First thing that happened was Holy Archu had stood mutinously silent as if carved out of stone when she had shaken and shaken Holy Archu's arm and asked her to put things right AT ONCE by going and apologising for the slap . Holy Archu had at first DECLINED and then made some vague ambigous statements like
I WILL ASK FOR MAAFI IF U WISH BUT MAIN MAAF NAHI KAROOONGI
Then she had run off like an errant , rebellious teenager to jail to meet BHags and CHubby had NOT been able to run after her bcoz of the weight . Chubby had then beaten her forehead in frustration , realising she had lost control over her eldest offspring TOTALLY . Manohar had stared in apprehension .
Then CHubby had gone PERSONALLY , all alone to apologise on her Elder daughter's behalf to her samdhis and had encountered the same reply from both ........The Jaipurwallas and the Joshis that HER apology wont do , HOLY ARCHU HAS TO APOLOGISE .
We have nothing against YOU they had said , rather decently , she felt . But SHe DEFO has to apologise , she was way out of line .
Even her daughters had agreed with their mother in laws this time . We cannot ever come to your house if TAI doesnt put things right by apologising , they had POINT BLANK TOLD HER .
Vaishu had wept . Batatawada was not speaking to her . You know his elephantine ego , Vaishu had said , weeping . Its as bloated as his you know what . He is running away to office without even talking to me , she wept and wept . All bcoz of that Tai and her rudeness . She has lit a fIRE under my GRIHASTI . My SUKHI GRIHASTI .
Poor Chubby had then walked slowly home only to bump into a furious SAvita who told her that her three damads were fIRST CLASS CHORS who had TRAPPED HER BETA and wud not get a PLACE EVEN IN NARAK WHEN THEY DIE .
I fully intend to be there fIRST MYSELF WAITING FOR THEM TO ARRIVE Savita had said menacingly and stalked off .
To top it , just when she reached home , Holy Archu had come breezing in like lightining with another crazed look on her beautiful face and had tried to run to TDH ;s house to break the engagement with the sari and jewels TDH had given her .She wanted to throw it on his handsome face .
I wanna BREAK IT ! I wanna BREAK it ! she had screamed while CHubby had tried to pull the sari and jewels from her hand and had held tighttttttly on to them .
And to top it all , Manohar had collapsed with a heart attack . Chubby wanted to DIE and be relieved of this mess called GRIHASTI .
My comment : Felt very very sorry for Sulo . She is right on her part . Some may blame her for still wanting Jay as damad inspite of knowing he tricked Archu into signing but from her POV it was a business decision made by 3 damads coz her emotional elder daughter doesnt see the practical side of things . She has to hold the family together ...it is rapidly falling apart . She cannot afford it , her family is aLL to her . Everyone is stuck in a mire .
Holy Archu's Bad Day
Holy Archu too had a bad day . Firstly her mommmy had nagged and nagged her to give up her Bhagwan .
SHAN"T Holy Archu had said , her chin up . He NEEDS me . THE MOST NOW . I wanna worship his FEET . Let full world leave him , I WON"T .SO THERE !
Then her mommy had nagged and nagged her to APOLOGIZE to that FAT meanie BAtatawada .
Holy Archu had given purposeful vague answers then to bamboozle her irritating chubby mom . Let her solve the googly , she had thought with some relish as she had seen her mom trying desperately to figure out whether she wud indeed apologize or no . Yea, let her . Fatty ! not thinking even ONCE of her BHagwan ! ALL FAT PEOPLE R BAD thought Holy Archu mutinously and ran away to the police station to meet Bhags .
There she had met that NAMUNA .........THE NASTY INSPECTOR . Please Help me ........show me a way to get my BHags out , she had pleaded with him , wringing her hands .
Theres NO way the Nasty Inspector had answered with a chuckle . In fact He will NEVER come out now . He has SIGNED a document ADMITTING to the crime .
Holy Archu had stared in horror , checking her impulse to SLAP the Nasty Inspector . What ! she had gasped .
Yea , said the Nasty Inspector , chuckling even more . He LOVED this case . It had given him NUMEROUS opprtunities to say NO HOPES to many people who waltzed in and out to free BHags . Saying NO was his favorite timepass , he LOVED to see the open mouths . He had by now said NO to Medu , his useless advocate , Savita , Ajit , Shravni , now this Holy Archu . Not just that , that nice dark handsome man .......That TDH had given him a hefty packet so he cud have a party . AND had pressed DAARU SHAARU on him . Tomorrow he was taking him to a strip tease club too . He had also given him real useful tips on how to lie to his sour catty wife who never gave him any . Such a useful man , that quiet , broody TDH , thought the Nasty Inspector . BEST CASE he had given him .
If u ask me , in the FIRST court hearing itself the maamla will be RAFA DAFA he told a horrified Holy Archu with mirth . That means your Bhagwan will HANG . LATKOFY .
He had then watched Holy Archu 's transformation from Supervisor Archu who was solving the case for her innocent WORKER to MASHOOKA ARCHU with JUNOON . He had been informed about Holy Archu's multiple personality disorder . He watched the transformation with amazement .
You did this for me ? she had wept wringing the jail bars .SUCH LOVE ? Such TYAAG ? That TDH did it na ?Ha ? He made u sign na ? No , u dont have to tell me ! I know that meanie , he is a PHD in extracting SIGNATURES ! He extracted mine through trickery and yours thru EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL ! Oh Bhags , u SHOULDN"T Have ! How much u will do for your Archana , HOW MUCH HOW MUCH !
The Nasty Inspector wanted badly to interrupt at this point and tell her that dont get carried away , this is the FIRST TIME he has done something for u and ur talking as if he has aLWAYS prioritised u only .Hadn't he prioritised that SHorty who came here occasionally ?wondered the puzzled Inspector . TDH had told him the life story of BHags and Holy Archu .
Then Holy Archu had run , run and gone to meet an unapologetic , unfazed TDH .
If ur bothering to apologize for yestedays SLAP , forget it .........TDH said coldly . U were way out of line . Its UNFORGIVABLE . Apology not accepted .
Holy Archu gasped at his audacity . U Meanie CHOR ! Ek Toh U tricked me into signing and on top of it ur expecting ME to apologize ? Ha ? I wonder HOW i agreed to marry a MEANIE like u ! Feel like giving u gaalis !
Give Em all u like said TDH shrugging his handsome dark shoulders , unaffected by her anger . I did it coz Im not a LOONY like u to become Nangu Pungu for the sake of SACHAAI KI LADAAI ! I love my butt and so does boss love his own ! And hey ! Darling babe! Wanna know one more reason why i did it ?
Why ?
Coz I wanted to wipe that lallu from this world and ur holy PROXIMITY ! Yea , let him sadofy in jail now ! Constanttly he was on ur holy mind na ? BHUGTO ! U thought I wud entertain a man who my fiancee lOVED , huh ? U don't know me then HOly Archu ! Hah !
And TDH drove off snootily in his white car while Holy Archu gasped and gasped .
Then Holy Archu had run home to break her engagement with that horrid TDH only to be stalled by her annoying chubby mom who was fixated on him for some reason and who had tugged and tugged at the sari that tDH had given her , and her DAd had collapsed at an inopprtune moment .
Manohar's heart attack
Manohar had watched the tug of war between his Chubby wife and DEvi daughter with dismay . So finally it had come to this , he thought , resignedly . HAATHA PAAYEE . Now the days of vERBAL TAMASHAS in his house were over .They had been bad enough , but now physical tamashas were starting . This TUG OF WAR is only the beginning , thought Manohar gloomily as he watched TDH's sari being pulled by CHubby and DEvi daughter with crazed looks on their faces . Why r u destroying that costly sari u ladies , pull my LUNGI instead he thought bitterly . BAS AB YEHI BAAKI HAI . Yea , BOTH OF U PULL MY LUNGI and DRIVE ME OUT OF THIS TAMASHA THEATER NANGU PUNGU . Only THIS IS REMAINING .
Then he sadly realised he was wearing pajamas , not a lungi . Hopes of running away to Jamaica were gone since money control was in Chubby''s hands . Hopes of getting this DEvi daughter OUT OF THE HOUSE once and for all were now zILCH , she was breaking the engagement .That nice TDH , he had AGREED to marry her inspite of her MANAV BHOOT but this girl , she was determined to NEVER END THE TAMASHAS .
Manohar then looked at Vinod with some satisfaction . The only Normal one , he thought with some sad solace . Still , even he came with a price ..........that nail biting , evil bahu . Even She had given birth to GIRLS .
Manohar then invoked Bappa . Damodar had taught him the mantra once , when they had secretly drank . Good ol Damodar , thought Manohar . He was such an EXPERT on Bappa . Use the MANTRA only when theres nO WAY OUT he had advised , over DESI THARRA .
Manohar used it and invoked Bappa . ITS TOO MUCH , he told him silently . GRACE ME . GET ME AWAY FROM THESE LADIES .
Bappa , who had been watching Manohar's state with complete sympathy for the past whole year immediately sent the heart attack . COME TO ME MY CHILD he said with deep love . U HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH . LAY ALL UR BURDENS AT MY FEET AND COME TO ME . I WILL GIVE U A PLACE IN HEAVEN WHERE THERE WON"T BE ANY LADIES .
Smiling like a cheshire cat , Manohar fell .😃😃😃😃😃
Kools signing off for the day .Like button only if u like , comments even if u don't . Enjoy , CIAO .
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