Kools reporting from base : Satish joins PROJECT BUTT in PR . Yes guys ! A very sad thing has occured in PR today by conventional formula standards . Satish has joined the bad guys ........he is officially on Project Butt team now . The TRINDAVAS have formed their party . By REAL LIFE standards , poor Satish had pretty much nO CHOICE . Thousands of workers stand to lose their jobs if company closes down and his arrest serves no purpose . His hands r trapped under a huge stone .
A reporter from YOUNG INDIA asked Decent Satish some very pertinent questions . They were
1] Isnt the responsibility of FAULTY MACHINES more a management level thing .........so why the hell is ONE MAAMULI WORKER being blamed
2] How come the whole case against Manav hangs on the word of one guy ......MEANIE PRAKASH
3] This REEKS of Management SAVING THEIR OWN BUTT .
Satish sat up, jolted . What ! he thought , horrified .This sneaky reporter knew of PROJECT BUTT , which was TOP SECRET . OMG !
Get out !Said Decent Satish not so decently .
Sure , said the reporter , unfazed and sarcastic . U bet I will . But before going let me tell u one couplet .........
TO SAVE APNI KHAAL
U HAVE MADE MANAV A DHAAL
And before Decent Satish cud retort with a couplet , the reporter made his exit .
My comment : The reporter was actually SENSIBLE . Why dont they show him probing Meanie Prakash's background , huh . No one else is .
Holy Archu was disturbed to see the workers not working but saying MANAV ZINDABAD , MANAGEMENT HAI HAI and having a party , led by Ajit .
Whats this , AJIt , she asked , with a frown .
What to do , we have no CHOICE said Ajit , all charged up .DHARMU MURDABAD ! HAIHAI TO BATATAWADA ! HAI HAI HAI ! TAYYAB ALI JAAN KA DUSHMAN HAI HAI ! OOPS SORRY ,DHARMU JAY JAAN KE DUSHMAN HAI HAI !
Hai Hai ! went the workers , delighted . They wondered if they shud bring in some hijras to protest in a sing song way . They cud do a dance in front of Dharmu by lifting their sarees upto their knees . Why , they cud even poke HANDSOME JAY . In the RIBS . Yeah BABY thought the workers . They LOVED Ajit for giving them this party time .
But Ajit , said Holy Archu , her frown vanishing seeing that this was all for her BHAGWAN .
They need to understand in their own language Holy Archu ......said Ajit rightly . Unless we pressurize them they WON"T bail Manav out . HAI HAI ! Useless Management HAI HAI ! MURDABAD MURDABAD ! NAHI CHALEGI NAHI CHALEGI TANASHAHI NAHI CHALEGI ! MANAV , MANAV MANAV !
Holy Archu wanted to weep when she heard Manavs name . So all this was being done for HER MANAV ! These good , loyal Men ! They need to be WORSHIPPED , thought Holy Archu . I must tie RAKHIS to them .
Unaware of this horrific thought in HOly Archus brain , The workers were feasting on her with their eyes and yelling
Management HAI HAI ! MANAV ZINDABAD !
Meanie Prakash watched all this with a sneer , leaning against a pillar with folded arms . He had shaved today and was wearing a clean shirt . He had even sprayed cologne , in case Holy Archu decided to slap him once more . He had LOVED it , the feel of her soft hand on his rough , unshaven cheek . Too bad she did it only ONCE , thought Meanie Prakash . But hey , who knows ....now with that dumbo Manav in prison , she may lose her temper more frequently .
My comment : Surprising how Ajit Archu Duo are not noticing Meanie Prakash's cocky sneers and r not keeping an eye on him or quizzing him . SURPRISING .
Mohanrao and Bhavna told Satish that his pregnant wife and they both NEEDED HIM to stay out of jAIL . That was the LAST STRAW . Decent Satish rushed in Dharmu's cabin where he and TDH were dicussing further stategies to make PROJECT BUTT a success and gasped
''Sign ........Im ready to Sign ! Pen...gimme the pen !"
Batatawada stared in disbelief . Then his face broke out into a fatherly smile , the way a shepherd welcomes a lost sheep back into his fold . TDH hurriedly gave Satish a pen before he changed his mind . He quickly pointed out the signature slot so that minutes shud not be WASTED .
But promise me u will take care of Manav's family MONETARILY gasped Decent Satish before sinking in moral waters .
OF COURSE said Batatawada , all fatherly now . I take care of ALL my children . He is the child of THE COMPANY . I will keep POORA KHAYAAL . DOnt u worry , U just focus on SIGNING .
Decent Satish then signed unhappily while TDH watched the sign till the LAST ALPHABET .
Chubby was weeping and telling tales of Holy Archu to the youngest daughter who had made her proud by marrying that fat , rich Marwadi . She is out of control she wept , her chubby cheeks quivering and chubby chest heaving . Thank goodness u have come , I don't know what to do with this girl .She is BESOTTED by that man ! She is going to BREAK her marraige with that nice , handsome JAY .
Manav is none of her business anymore , said the richly married daughter thoughtfully . All this will create PROXIMITY between them once more and JAY wont like it a BIT .She has to understand that this will jeopardise her future .
ARRE but who will tell her this ? Cried Chubby hysterically . She acts as if Manav is her priority , not Jay !
I will talk to her about this , u calm down , said the younger daughter in the SAME THOUGHTFUL WAY . Richness and a marraige has taught her to think REALISTICALLY .
My comment : Sulo and Vaishu r not wrong . I am fully with Archu as a human , but they on their part are RIGHT .
Holy Archu , uncaring about all this was telling Bhagwan in the jail that she cared TWO HOOTS for the world where he was concerned .
Ur marraige will BREAK pointed out Bhagwan , secretly thrilled that she was doing all this for him .
KOI FARAK NAHI PADTA said Holy Archu indifferently , worshipping him with her eyes . She put her small soft hand in and TOUCHED Him .
Bhagwan stared at her , electrocuted and on FIRE behind bars . They had an eyelock and a quick mental consummation , one of their speediest . Thank god Shravni , Pandu , the three goons , Nasty Inspector , Savita and Sulo WERE NOT THERE . IT HELPED .
I am merely touching in SUPERVISOR capacity , said Holy Archu to herself as she shut her eyes in pleasure , remembering DIMLY that she was ENGAGED to another man .
I Am responding as a WORKER Bhagwan told himself as he curbed the urge to moan . This is PURELY a humanatarian touch .
Holy Archu then went to meet Batatawada , her boss . He was upset that the workers were having a PARTY and not working . Theres a CONSIGNMENT that needs to be completed , he told Archu in a harassed way . What Havent i done for these ungrateful workers , ha ?Gave them bonus , good pay , I was a FAIR task master . And See how they repay me !
They r not wrong said Holy Archu sullenly [ She always went against the management for Manav , rite from the brawl incident to the retrenchment issue to Manavs jailing and the strike] .
Have I arrested him ?Dharmu asked surprisingly rightly today . Have I ? Answer me Archna ! Police did it .They have proofs .Its THEIR case . Why all this ire against ME ? So just coz police r doing their job , My business is being hacked .......watz the bloody LOGIC ha ?
Dunno , said Holy Archu , rather relishing his pain , the hand that FED her and SUPPORTED her once . ALL I KNOW IS MANAV CAN"TKILL ANYONE ........ MANAV CAN GIVE HIS LIFE FOR SOMEONE .
My comment : U better come up with sumthing better than THAT . And yeah Cvs , show someone telling the workers that if they lose their jobs they will really go hungry .......loss of business will mean loss of THEIR jobs .
Holy Archu then went to Decent Satish to tell him how much she appreciated him being on Manavs side . Decent Satish , who had JUST signed the declaration , hurriedly gave her a cheque to give to Manav's family to appease his guilty conscience .
In the PRECAP , Savita tears up the cheque saying WE CANNOT BE BOUGHT . Hullo ! How is the Ghar Kharcha being done ? Manavs salary was the one that FED them !Is Medu feeding them nowdays ? Can we see REALISM plzz ?
Savita also told Damo that Archu is BAD for Manav . Everything was alrite till she came .she said accurately . Then EVERYTHING started messing up . He got thrown out , he landed in hospital , now he is in jail like before . This girl is NOT good for him and needs to STAY AWAY .
Shravni listened quietly .She did NOT interrupt and say THEN WHY DID U SHUT ME UP YESTERDAY WHEN I TOLD U THE SAME THING HA ? She simply kept quiet .
My comment : BOTH r not good for each other and do satyanash of each others lives .Its not just Archu .Its a MOST ill fated jodi .
Guys ! That Taklu prisoner who beat Bhags and was punched in the nose is MUSHTAQ .He was given the third degree by the police today and brought all bleeding inside the cell .{ I wonder when BHags will be given the third degree,} . Bhags , true to his divine nature , stood before him in blazing glory and gave his scarf to him saying TIE IT , IT WILL STOP THE BLOOD FLOW .
Mushtaq suddenly developed a conscience with this action and held bhags hand tightly as if he was his long lost brother .
I beat u so much and ur helping me ?He asked coz a stupid creative put this CORNY dialogue in his mouth .
Yu did what u felt was correct .I did what I felt was correct .......answered Bhagwan ambiguously . [ ?????!!!!!!!!}
Mushtaq then pondered LOUDLY if Bhags had indeed done a MURDER . Ur not the TYPE he said , seeing Bhags in a new light .
My comment : Hundred percent these 3 KNOW Meanie Prakash and will help Manav Ajit and Archu .
Kools signing off for the day .Like button if u liked , Comments even if u dont . CIAO , enjoy !!!
Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 15 years ago