KACHRA PETI AWARDS: Weekend blues!!!

Heyy Logon..

• ANYWAYS...lets move on..to the next award

The " Tum mere Button todo...mein tumhein ABS doonga"

• Next is the award in the "Ooo TOUCHY STUFF" category...which was a Fine stroke BTW......the line that made gazzilion PHANGIRLS go into AWEEEE-SHOCK DEPRESSION :Yes, The EVER FAMOUS "Mujhe laga tum sirf MERI ho" senti line by the STRIPPED guy....who felt effin' DISAPPOINTED when Kudi did the "ENLIGHTMENT in FREE" workshop with him.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...almost rubbin' it in his BHOLA PANCHI FACE...that she was on FIRE with someone else...other than HIM.🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. *Oooochhhhhhhhh...THAT mst have hurt*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next would be the " Errrr YOU are HOPELESS " award...which was bagged by the SEXY BIMBOGAMBO . The scene from the movie " BIMBOGAMBO" was flashed on the screen where the GUNDI GEET says " Go die BIMBOGAMBO...yu are one HOPELESS creature that mother earth have EVER nourished ,sometimes the KEYS are js not GOOD ENOUGH to TIGHTEN the LOOSE SCREWS of the A WASTE BRAIN " to the already DEJECTED MUGAMBO .🥱😕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• The other category would be "THE SELF CRITIC AWARD " which was again won by the SASSY MOGAMBO for the scene where he says " GALTI TUMHARI NAHII HAI GEET...GALTI TOH MERI HAI...Kyun kiya maine aisa...KYUN...??"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥱. The scene was ESPECIAL as it focused on the INTERNAL STRUGGLE of a BIMBO man Tryin' to find the CERTAIN ANSWERS that could be the TURNING point of his HOLY LIFE .

• The next award on the list would be the " SASTA-TIKAAU actor in TOWN "award. Which was won by none other than the SASTA MAAL MAN ----*Drum Rolls* Ahaaaa..: DEV D😎. The jury justified the winner sayin" Where could we find the MAN who is SASTA AND TIKAAU" to this extent. For instance...in the scene " Mein Acha aadmi nahii hoon" in the friday's epi..We dressed him in the Same YELLOW CLOTHING MATERIAL which we used for our CURTAINS in the scene ...and YET he DINT complain.🤪WHAT more can you ask for?haan??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next award on the cards is "Jaan jaaye par vachan na jaaye" award...which was a hard pick as both STUTTERING MACHINE ADImanav AND PINKY POPCORN were deserving candidates for this category.. as they both did their share of keeping DOSTI ka VACHAN to gundi geet of NOT opening their ZIPPED MOUTH in front of SEXY MUGAMBO who may try to SEDUCE/DISTRACT 'em with his SASSY ABS pradarshan.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣buh Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....they FAILED miserably. "But hey..ATLEAST they TRIED" said the jury member supportingly.

• Next award would be the " IDEA of the day" . There were 2 Nominations for that.

1. Ms.SHEERA MEERA for " ek kaam karo...tum gate par ek entry diary laga lo...aur mein jab bhi aaoungi usmein entry kar doongi...tumhein poochne ki zaroorat hi nahii paregi...ki "TUM KAB AAYI" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱

• Next award would be the " PHRESH BHOOTIPHOOL chehra of the industry" award. That has to go to the " TICKET COUNTER WALE BHAIYA" for the flawless dialogue and EXPRESANS.😳 in the ONLY dialogue he HAD " Kahan jaana hai??..agli train ahemdabad jayegi" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(O Boii ...i tell ya..THAT did the deed to keep me hooked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...the dude was STUPENDOUS throughout..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣can we cast him for DEV D?????I am sure he'll do WONDERS.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Last award for this week's Neha' KACHRA PETI would be "Gumshuda Gulbadan" which was CERTAINLY given to KUDI GEET for her PHANTASHTIC NOORIIIIIII...act in the last scene..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣where she wants to go UNDERGROUND to hide from this DUSHT-BEREHM Duniyaa and answers "Kahin bhii ...bas is jagah se bahot dooooooooooooor" when asked Where she wants to go by the BHOOTIPHOOL ticket wale bhaiya.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱

CHALO ji... KARYAKRAM SAMAPT hua...

Awesome loved the sasta tikau actor and the ticket counter uncle fantastic post

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣...Super hilarious post!!!!! My cheeks hurt, and my eyes are all teary.

Originally posted by: *mesweet neha*

Heyy Logon..

Ki haal chaal??😆

Some things i want to talk bout.😆

ANYONE excited enough to hear 'em out??🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣???NO??? Ahhhhhhhhhh...COMON.🤣🤣🤣🤣:

"Can you pretend that my talks ...on the weekends are freaken' ENTERTAINING much...?

Cuz i really wanna' blabber right now..

blabber right now..

Blabber right now"

*Errrrrrrrr IGNORE moi *

ALRIGHTY...!!! for those of you who feel GLOOMY on the weekends....here's the doze of " EFFIN' GAY-NESS" for ya.😆😆*Yeah m js EVIL like that....js LOVEEEEEEE to make people's life AS MISERABLE AS I CAN *😆*Bloody sadist is me*🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, lets Hit it....

THE FRIDAY'S EPISODE :*Sigh* 🥱🤣

It had EVERYTHING. So thought of havin' this lil' AWARD CEREMONY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HENCE presenting,

** THE KACHRA PETI AWARDS **

sponsored by "The BADA SOCHO" Inc.

To start with ....the award for the "Best Self much phrase" goes to the : MERI MARZI rant by one and only the SEXY MOGAMBO :Yo Mr. MSK.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here's The Award of ACKNOWLEDGEMENT :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HnW7CGcFDw

😎

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• ANYWAYS...lets move on..to the next award

The " Tum mere Button todo...mein tumhein ABS doonga"

the award goes to...GUNDI GEET for her INTENSE performance in MAAN CHEER-HARAN SAGA 😉,where she gave the AAZADI to the Shirt's buttons who were struggling HARD to Breath being sooo CLOSE to the Freaken' LAVA body of the THERMACOAT MAN : Joh dilaye..sardi mein bhi garmi ka ehsaas.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next is the award in the "Ooo TOUCHY STUFF" category...which was a Fine stroke BTW......the line that made gazzilion PHANGIRLS go into AWEEEE-SHOCK DEPRESSION :Yes, The EVER FAMOUS "Mujhe laga tum sirf MERI ho" senti line by the STRIPPED guy....who felt effin' DISAPPOINTED when Kudi did the "ENLIGHTMENT in FREE" workshop with him.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...almost rubbin' it in his BHOLA PANCHI FACE...that she was on FIRE with someone else...other than HIM.🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. *Oooochhhhhhhhh...THAT mst have hurt*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next would be the " Errrr YOU are HOPELESS " award...which was bagged by the SEXY BIMBOGAMBO . The scene from the movie " BIMBOGAMBO" was flashed on the screen where the GUNDI GEET says " Go die BIMBOGAMBO...yu are one HOPELESS creature that mother earth have EVER nourished ,sometimes the KEYS are js not GOOD ENOUGH to TIGHTEN the LOOSE SCREWS of the A WASTE BRAIN " to the already DEJECTED MUGAMBO .🥱😕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• The other category would be "THE SELF CRITIC AWARD " which was again won by the SASSY MOGAMBO for the scene where he says " GALTI TUMHARI NAHII HAI GEET...GALTI TOH MERI HAI...Kyun kiya maine aisa...KYUN...??"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥱. The scene was ESPECIAL as it focused on the INTERNAL STRUGGLE of a BIMBO man Tryin' to find the CERTAIN ANSWERS that could be the TURNING point of his HOLY LIFE .

• The next award on the list would be the " SASTA-TIKAAU actor in TOWN "award. Which was won by none other than the SASTA MAAL MAN ----*Drum Rolls* Ahaaaa..: DEV D😎. The jury justified the winner sayin" Where could we find the MAN who is SASTA AND TIKAAU" to this extent. For instance...in the scene " Mein Acha aadmi nahii hoon" in the friday's epi..We dressed him in the Same YELLOW CLOTHING MATERIAL which we used for our CURTAINS in the scene ...and YET he DINT complain.🤪WHAT more can you ask for?haan??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next award on the cards is "Jaan jaaye par vachan na jaaye" award...which was a hard pick as both STUTTERING MACHINE ADImanav AND PINKY POPCORN were deserving candidates for this category.. as they both did their share of keeping DOSTI ka VACHAN to gundi geet of NOT opening their ZIPPED MOUTH in front of SEXY MUGAMBO who may try to SEDUCE/DISTRACT 'em with his SASSY ABS pradarshan.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣buh Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....they FAILED miserably. "But hey..ATLEAST they TRIED" said the jury member supportingly.

• Next award would be the " IDEA of the day" . There were 2 Nominations for that.

1. Ms.SHEERA MEERA for " ek kaam karo...tum gate par ek entry diary laga lo...aur mein jab bhi aaoungi usmein entry kar doongi...tumhein poochne ki zaroorat hi nahii paregi...ki "TUM KAB AAYI" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱

2. Mr. SEXY MUGAMBO :MSK for "EK MINT (As In ek MINUTE*🤣) geet ne tumhein kuch na BOLNE ki kasam di haina...toh tum LIKH ke toh bata sakti ho na?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So, any guesses???😉Comon its not that HARD people..😆🥱

Its SEXY MUGAMBO ...the man himself.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣mainly cuz HE is the PROTAGONIST of the show called : Geet ki Huyi sabse ladai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and he is IMPORTANT.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Next award would be the " PHRESH BHOOTIPHOOL chehra of the industry" award. That has to go to the " TICKET COUNTER WALE BHAIYA" for the flawless dialogue and EXPRESANS.😳 in the ONLY dialogue he HAD " Kahan jaana hai??..agli train ahemdabad jayegi" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(O Boii ...i tell ya..THAT did the deed to keep me hooked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...the dude was STUPENDOUS throughout..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣can we cast him for DEV D?????I am sure he'll do WONDERS.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Last award for this week's Neha' KACHRA PETI would be "Gumshuda Gulbadan" which was CERTAINLY given to KUDI GEET for her PHANTASHTIC NOORIIIIIII...act in the last scene..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣where she wants to go UNDERGROUND to hide from this DUSHT-BEREHM Duniyaa and answers "Kahin bhii ...bas is jagah se bahot dooooooooooooor" when asked Where she wants to go by the BHOOTIPHOOL ticket wale bhaiya.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱

CHALO ji... KARYAKRAM SAMAPT hua...

pay for chair/table/food and go to your respective homes...and js CHILLLLLLLLLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

DHANYAWAAD.

Jai shri raam.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Bajao's Ghanta...and off goes Janta*🤣

luv

neha.<3😉

U r great yaar...just loved ur post to the core of my heart,,,.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Originally posted by: ranjnanarang

Awesome loved the sasta tikau actor and the ticket counter uncle fantastic post

Originally posted by: mehreen.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣...Super hilarious post!!!!! My cheeks hurt, and my eyes are all teary.

Really weekends are blue now with geet in our lives. Give us a dose of such posts every weekend😛😆....Btw i loved the self critic award🤣🤣...That was the best.

Originally posted by: *mesweet neha*

😆😆Awww that's sweet. 😃

Thankyou Mehreen. M really happy that you liked the post.😳

@ Ayesha: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....ki haal hai OYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i'll b waitin' phor the COMMENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.