DevTara Depreciat'n TRD: AT 4 Satan's SoulMates:D

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WelCoMe eLL to de FiRsT

DevTaRa DePreciation ThReAD
Yup! We R Proud ApPreTiaToRs
of Satan's Shakking SoulMates
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Top TeN ReaSoN U Shud Too!
1. Dev sold Geet's land to Maan, so Maan chased Geet all around HP for her signature on the land documents.
2. NT wanted to meet with Geet, so she was forced to hitch a to Amritsar with Maan😛
3. NT told Brij that Geet was pregnant, so she fled into the forrest and hugged Maan for safety 😃
4. Dev got Geet pregnant, so she left home and became Maan's secretary😲
5. Dev refused to open the door when Maan got locked in the conference room with Geet, so Maaneet cud romance in peace☺️
6. Dev teased Bro about his dinner wit his secretary, so Maan broke lobster n lassi with Geet😃
7. DnT informed MSK it was 3 o'clock and he cud not cuddle wit daadi, so he ran back to share the outhouse wit Geet😉
8. NT hired an incompetent jasoos, so Maaneet were able to romance in peace😆😆
9. Dev told Maan about Geet's kiss and we gotta know MSK thinks Geet is "complicated"😡😆
10. Dev assumed he had hallucinated geet decked in de family jewels, this allowed MSK to remove them from her slowly piece by piece ☺️
11. Dev mistakenly thinks Pari is his Bhabji, so MSK got time to make Geet his maangetar.😉

12. Dev's a scaredy cat, so he won't yap de truth to Maan and now Bro n "Bhabiji'"s love can continue to grow grow grow ☺️
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RuLeS u PhOoLs:
1. There r de villains, so u can thrash em.. D'uh! But, bash em, NO!😊
2. This threads about Dev n NainTara, we don't know Abhinav or Karishma.😃
3. Keep it klean n neat and use "@" to dish, diss, and discuss, varna Dev will sTrIp! So, watch it😉
4. Puleeez post a comment if u wanna be a member n celebrate satan's sinister soulmates, then juss declare "Yes. I love dastardly dev and nefarious naintara!"😈
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😈The Fundamental Story of Nag and her Rat😈

Summarized by Arwen
The legendry story of our Eternal Shakking Jodi 😆 as seen through the fundas of twitter and facebook.

All my worst problems started out as solutions. (Nag)

Now we don't know (yet) what was the original solution that created a problem, which needed a solution through asking her husband to remarry (or rather pretend to marry) an unsuspecting village belle, but Nag is in a load of problems now 😆. Her solution worked in the sense they got the money they needed to pay of Rat's debts but in the process a monstrous problem was created in the shape of a very pregnant and very angry Geet 😆 To solve this problem Nag came up with the solutions of

1. Asking Geet to abort (in the process telling her that the marriage was fake and causing her to therefore rebel against her family and go to Dilwalo ke Sher to start a new life.

2. To manipulate the Khuranas therefore allowing her husband to come home. She did to save her marriage but the marriage in question is going downhill 🤣

Oh not to forget they got the money they needed by selling Geet's land to Maan Singh Khurana. Great for us but too bad for Devtara. Best part is Nag and her Rat don't yet know just how problematic their solutions have become 🤣 though they (rather Nag) are getting there.

Than there are the solutions to her personal problems. Such as hiring incompetent detective to follow her husband and in her shak made mincemeat out of the lovely surprise he had planned for her. Her solutions to her problems creating more problems is pretty much the crux of this story 🤣. Now she is off to find a solution to the problem which is Geet-in-Delhi. Lets see what she plans and what actually happens.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. (Rat)

This was what put a spanner in works so to speak 😆. Rat's decision to have some fun And he even slapped his Nag when she tried to stop him. Result was a pregnant and therefore very independent Geet, Maaneet and now it seems Deveera 🤢. What is next in this particular funda is yet to be seen 😆

You say I'm paranoid! I say, you are in on it too! (Nag)

I guess her husband's tendency to have fun is getting to her 😆. Ever since she found out he slept with Geet, she has been getting a little paranoid. Well Rat did try to be a good husband after the deed was done but Nag's trust was broken. Rat gave his ideas to Rockstar Daadi about the kind of girl they should find for Big Bro and Nag thought he was missing Geet at that very moment. Rat didn't tell Nag that he had seen Geet in Delhi (why we'll discuss that later) and now Nag things that her husband and his fake wife are going coochie coo behind her back (off course even though she blasts Rat for lying to her, she doesn't bother telling him that Geet is pregnant). Nag hired a detective to spy on her Rat and in her paranoia ruined her own surprise anniversary dinner. So now she thinks her husband is out to get her 🤣. Rat meanwhile is getting sick of it and so slowly he started giving glimpses of trying to come out of her influence. So he is becoming independent but at the same time becoming dependent on someone else 🤣.

It's not denial. I m just very selective about the reality I accept. (Rat)

Selective Reality of Nag ka Rat 😆. He likes to think that he like a loyal husband is fulfilling his wife's wishes to make her happy but in reality he is a rat ' he will be the first to abandon the ship so at the end of the day he is just a selfish confused soul. Example(s):

1. He started to feel guilty about what he did to Geet around the time his marriage started deteriorating.

2. When his wife told him Geet was an employee in Khurana Constructions, he decided to tell his brother everything and gave it a garb of remorse and a guilty conscience.

3. When he decided against telling his brother everything, he gave it a garb of not wanting to break bro's trust. (erm wasn't there a time when he was jealous because he thought his mom favored this same bro jealous because the bro in question has everything to his nothing?)

4. His wife sees Geet in their home and he asks her to consult a psychiatrist forgetting about all the instances he thought he had seen Geet and than rejected the notion as his "weham."

5. And now he seems to think (through the appearance of his blast from the past Meera) that he may have been a better person if it wasn't for his wife.

I guess to this audience has to say: "Please donate a penny to help Dev Khurana buy a clue."

Independent: How we want our husbands to be for as long as they do everything we say. (Nag)

Yup. Now that they are back home in India after their exile (self imposed or otherwise) in Canada, Nag wants her husband to grow a back bone. She wants Rat to join Khurana Constructions and make a claim on the family money 🤢. She wants her husband to be strong enough to be a worthy adversary for Maan Singh Khurana. See the contradiction? Independent and strong enough to do all this and yet follow her every command🤣. No wonder they are confused. Now there are two points in this particular funda

1. The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who are not me. (Nag)

And in order to reverse this situation, Nag is trying to make a man out of her husband.

2. There's nothing wrong with being mediocre as long as you're good at it. (Rat)

Rat is just not motivated enough 🤣🤣🤣. However, considering Nag didn't succeed in her attempts to make Rat "independent," he like a loyal *rolls eyes* tries to do everything she asks him to do 😆

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are three. (Rat)

In this case its Nag, Geet and the new girl in the neighborhood Meera ' his college friend. Considering the way he went from Nag -> Geet -> Nag ->Geet (in his thoughts) -> Meera, I can only say that is laarke ka kuch nahi ho sakta. This particular funda is also incomplete.

BRIDGETTE'S Character Sketch - links:
1. NainTara -
😈WHY DEV SHOULD BE DIS SHOW'S DEVIL😈
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De ZEST Scenes

Maan - NT FACE OFF😲
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yug2ellsHQ0[/YOUTUBE]
Dev = MsK ki Chapraasi
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PZMuHfOEsQ[/YOUTUBE]
Anandana's Thoughts n Comments
Maan forgets his cellphone at home and is stuck in the conference room and Dadi asks NT to send Dev with the phone to the office. NT confronts Dev and tells he is just like a peon for Maan and everyone gives him menial tasks around the house.

Lets see here: Dev does not do anything around to earn his keep. So lets think of some creative ways so that he adds some value to the home:
1. Guards who are walking towards the Khurana Mansion everyday: Dev will be the substitute guy who would stand in if one of the guards were not able to make the daily parade....Just imagine Dev in the guard uniform....😍

2. Nakul running out of supplies in the kitchen: Calls to Dev and ask him to go to the supermarket and get groceries....🤣

3. Mawali Mali is not able to keep up with the maintenance of the huge Khurana garden on his own, so needs an additional hand...Dev can pitch in and put some good use of his dole shole 😆
S
hakking SoulMates Special Date Nite!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBwQxufG8_I[/YOUTUBE]
Anandana's Thots
Dev arranges for a special night with his nayan ka tara with candles, roses. She walks in to the room and is surprised to see the arrangements. He shows the tattoo of her name on his chest. Now is this a blooper? Did he really get a tattoo or was it a sticker to impress her that night...As i do not see any tattoo on his his torso anymore i want to say sticker...waise be who kitne baar tattoo karega...his chest will become like that of Ghajini...🤣
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KRUEL SCENES
Dev tara face off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bNGkPQU-gI&feature=related from 3.21 onwards

Face off continued
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFvlyPZgUN8&feature=related from 0.00 to 0.58

Dev tara happy as plan was successful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JelTWj76bao&feature=related from 3.54 to 5.00

Devtara in romantic mood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sJv5dlJ_I&feature=related from 1.04 onwards

Romance continued and Dev remembers Geet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ALO-YS75oU&feature=related from 0.00 to 1.13
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SIGGIES

By Blue
By Faz
By Rhea
By Priya
by Meg

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Viscious Music

Credit to the Makers
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7izKgzlb3Nw[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbQ4LOfCfL8[/YOUTUBE]
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"Wat Did u SaY?"

Here's some Dialogues from de Shakking SoulMates that will leave u Canphused (pheeling used, abused, or simply bemused). N Poli.G.'s running commentary!
Dev:
D: Mujhe yeah rishta manzuur hain, jaisi ladki ki mujeh talash thee, Geet waisi hi hain.
Yes, duffer, this Geet that you were looking to take advantage of is going to be the reason of your downfall.


D: Jo kuch bhi hua who mere liye maine nahi rakhta hain
Uttered by Donkey all those months ago and still hold true to his character. Nothing matters to him, but himself.

D: Shaadi ek zindagi bhar ka faisla hota hain, ladke kei liye bohot important hota hain
He sounds so nice, kitnai meethe shabd bolta hain, but they are all filled with poison. If only you had remembered you were married while you said these words, you wouldn't have lost your real wife and in the future you wouldn't be up for a beating by Maan. 😛


D: Meh toh Geet ko doh kapdo mein lejane ko teyar hoom.
Bhaiyo ko to nanga phirne ki aadadt hain. Now bechari Geet ko bhi Nanga karna chata hain. Hello, all her outer wear is made of three pieces, Sari= Sari+ Petticoat + Blouse, Salwar Kameez = Salwar +Kameez +Dupatta, toh doh kapdo ka saval hi nahi uthta.😲

D- Bahgawan she dua karunga ki Geet ko eik bahut acha saathi mileh, jo use bohut khish rakheh.
Well God answered your parayers, should have asked for something else, cause this prayer of tujeh bahut bhari padneh wali hain.😃

D: Bachpan she aaj tak joh bhi mila hain, bacha hua mila hain
Well you can celebrate, finally your big bro is geting your leftovers. You taught him didn't you? 😉
D: Apne apko aur, apne parivar ko bachana paap hain, to mujeh koi aitraz nahi hain
Toh ab bhogto🤣
NainTara:
NT: Choti sih galti kitni bhari ho sakti hain
You got that right, now suffer😈🤣

Nt: Dev sirf mere pati hain, sirf Nayantara kei
You can keep him, you deserve your togetherness 😃

NT: Hum jeet gaye Dev, hum jeet gaye
Enjoy your win, it will be short lived.😡🤣

NT: Princess of Patiala, Nayantara Rathod. Jis pati ke saath shadi kit hi yeh sooch ke woh khandani rahiz heh, unke paas kuch nahi hain
There is a reason they say never judge a book by its cover, dummy. You married a looser.😛

NT: Hum nei to suna tha ki Gau ki ladkiya mein bohhut sharm aur haya hoti hain, par yaha to nazaara hi kuch aur hain.
Look who is talking, besharam!😆

NT: Dev ki shadi Geet ke saath joothi thi, woh shadi joothi thi, who rasameh joothi thi, woh pandit jootha tha.
Remember this when you think you are losing your husband to Geet and start acting Psycho.😊

NT: Humara Dil hi janata hain, ki Geet ko humare ghar ki bahu banane kei liyeh hum kitne excited hain
Really, don't loose your excitement when she really becomes the bahu of your house😃
NT: Uncleji hum bata nahi sakte ki hum is rishtai sai kitne khush hai..
Paar hum baata sakte hain. hum bahut hain, par kio gal nahi, tum nalayak log Geet ki zindagi mein na aate, to meera munda bhi na aata. Ab saado tum sabh 👍🏼
NT: Kamya, kaam nahi nayai rishtai bana hain.
Oh! NT What truth you speak
Dev ki Biwi bani Dev ki Bhabhi
Dev ki Biwi phir seh bani Dev ki Bhabhi, only this time for real.
NT: Aagar Dev ko Geet pasand hein, to Geet hi humaare ghar ki bahu banegi.
Oh! NT you had no idea how true your words were gonna come. Geet hi tumhare ghar ki bahu banegi, now enjoy. Just one thing, not as Dev's wife because he already has churail you, but as Maan's wife😈ROFL
DevMyra Mystery Story!
Deveera in front of Dadi

D: Meera tum yaha kya kar rahi hoon?
Oh! thank God, that I don't have to talk to Dadi about NT, I can escape with Meera. I was certain Dadi would ask me today the truth about why NT left. Once again I escape.

M: Dev tum eik kaam karo, tum nah Gate kai bahar eik log book rakhwa loh. Waaha mein entry sign kar loongi. Tumhe puchne ki zaaror hi nahi padegi, meh kab aayi kyu aayi.
What is your problem, dude. I came all the way here to see you and you are asking questions, would you prefer I log in and out. Forget it you can't keeps tabs on me like your wife keeps on you.

D: Meera tum na suudhar jaoo.
Look who is talking, who am I to give advise on improving ones self, maybe I need to buy some Tony Robbinson books or better yet I will attend a seminar in Canada!

D: Itni subhe kya karne aayi hoon tum?
Why am I asking this silly question, she is here to see me of course, not like she is here to see Nakul!

M: Woh kya haina maine soocha ki Funguy ki wifey ghar nahi hain, toh kyu nahi mookeh ka faida uthaliya jayeh.
Finally she is out of the picture, I wonder for how long, I better take full advantage of her absence.
I hope he gets the hint, he never was the brightest tool in the shed.


Deveera One 2 One talk
M: Meerah guess bilkul sahi tha, Nayantara, right! Woh yaha nahi hain aur tum sad hoon, ladayi huin hain kya? Aare huin ho toh kya hua, wapas aajaye gi woh. Your too nice.
Damn that NT again, that lady will never leave my Dev alone, she is not even here and she is plaguing his thoughts, I am sitting right in front of him and he isn't even giving me any bhav. Let me see if I can find out anything else. Yes, let me see if they fought. I wish they did, let me make him feel better by telling him that he is nice. Of course he isn't nice, after what he did to me, leaving me behind for that Vampire, but sometimes you have to lie to get what you want. Why am I telling him that she will return, I hope she has jumped off that famous Tellyworld Cliff.

D: Meh aur nice? Bilkul galat. Meh woh Dev nahi hoon Meera, jishe tum college meh jaanti thi.
This poor girl knows nothing about the fraudster I have become, she is so nice, so unlike my crazy selfish wife. Oh wait, it takes one to know one. I am selfish too and not only am I selfish I am a coward too. Woman, I am not the guy you knew years ago, infact I can't recognize myself, since when did my older brother start looking younger than me.

M: Itna pyaar kateh hoon Nayantara sai, keh uske bina Chaar din bhi nahi reh sakte
Uff, that woman is still hanging around here like a freaking ghost. And look at this stupid guy, here I am basically throwing myself at him, I stopped him in the middle of the road so that he couldn't run, I made him decorate out home with me and all he can think about is his crazy eye popping wife. Look at him he is like a love sick puppy.

D: Pyaar? Pyaar ko samajh pana bohut mushkil hain, joh sahi aur galat ke maine hi badal dai, kya useh pyaar kehteh hain
What is this girl talking about, does she even know what love is, infact do I know what love is. Let me ask her. Hey what is love, is it something that stops you from distinguishing between right and wrong. What am I saying, it's not like she knows what deep grave I have dug for myself. Oh! Meera I was so wrong to have left you.. maybe we will continue this talk later.
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WoRd ArT

By Beagle
Puff and smoke,
That's all I know, that all I see
For when NT does her magic,
It could cause Lady Macbeth to pee

Partner in crime,
Had not a single dime
A crooked brain had but she
A prince she thought
'I do' she said
And holding his hand, down the aisle she led

A prince she thought
Fame and money she sought
'I could live my life in glee'
But alas, down she fell
Into a bog,
For her prince turned out a frog

A witch, a witch, a wicked witch,
An evil witch was she
She hatched a plan
To turn her man
Into a charming flea

She began to spin
a web of lies
An intricate pattern
Of deceit
At the forefront she stuck her charming flea-man
Her's was a fool proof plan

Her plan, full of deceit
Something she would later forfeit,
Was to capture a butterfly (girl)
To clip her wings, capture her soul
To trade it for something in gold

And then she saw the butterfly (girl)-
'My victim', she smiled an evil smile
'Is innocent as a child'-
'Her skin like milk, Eyes like a dove
Hair is midnight dark
Flowing tresses, The wild wind caresses
So do the rain and light'.

The flea man was dressed in white
He carried 'Respect' and 'Truth' by his side
No one could ever see
That he was actually a Flea.
The girl got entangled in their web of lies,
She got married to the filthy fly
And as she bid her good byes and departed
Her nightmare had just started

The Flea and his queen had hatched this plan
To rob the girl, leave her stranded as soon as they can
But NT couldn't quite forsee
Her Flea Man's treachery

When sunset touched upon the lake,
And the crickets started to chirp,
When rain touched the warm dry earth
A Devil took birth

The flea man looked at the girl with desire
Raging inside him was an evil fire
He took the girl for his that night
Even the skies weeped furiously with fright.

The next morning the Flea and his queen,
Finished their plan quite soon,
With a promise to help her touch the skies,
They abandoned her to her plight.

They took with them the wealth she brought
And left behind them an empty soul
They took with them the trust she sought
And left a wounded girl.

But the story did not quite end there,
For the Flea had done something bad,
He hid something from his wife,
And for that she was sad

His evil intentions had sowed a seed,
Of doubt in NT's mind
The shock came when the girl phoned them
(Their number was not too difficult to find)
To tell them the outcome of their greed.

Life after this even was never quite the same
For she doubted him
And often kept chanting aloud
The beautiful girls name

She packed her big suitcase
With ALL his shirts and left nothing to spare,
Away she flew to Canada
Leaving his chest BARE

Now often he is found
Lulled to sleep, Giving us all a NIGHTMARE
For without the shirts that his wife took
His chest is always BARE
By Meg

NT to Dev
You are mine

The way venom belongs to a snake
Fangs belong to a vampire
Hair belongs to a werewolf
Stripes belong to a tiger
Ugliness belongs to a toad

Dev to NT
I love you

The way vampires love blood
Werewolves love meat
Venus Fly-Trap loves insects
Brij loves talwars
Chudails love magic potions

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CHECK OUT DE FINESSS*

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Introspectives

The Parallels, The Sport, The Frustration by Bridgette (Ref: Sept 2, 2010 Epi)
Coming to Dev, I always felt that the athletic Dev was well encapsulated in showing him always in track pants or sweat shirts. I remember mentioning this somewhere that why don't the CVs show a game of tennis or squash and today I was glad to see Dev doing his retrospection while playing Squash. I love Squash, more so when I am playing against myself hitting against the wall because I truly feel that it is a replica of banging one's hand against the wall in frustration. No other sport has this anti-climatic element like Squash.

I applaud the CVs for drawing parallels to Dev's situation by the Game of Squash. My sporting spirit is much pleased. :-) Literally and symbolically that was the best game to choose to articulate Dev's situation. Here one element also needs to be emphasized "the echoes" indicating "the echoes of the past."

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