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This one is from yesterday's episode when ArMan meets in the temple..as I was watching this artificial emotional atychaari dialogues and constipated expressions...this is wat it came into my mind..😉😉
Aa channa...''meri zindagi mein kissi aur ka aana , mere liye bahut bada sapna hai Manav..shayad yeh main bardasht na kar paoon..isliye main chahti hoon aap meri sagai mein aayen...aap aayenge na Manav..?
Manav nods his head..(Bhagwan ke liye please yeh Acute constipated expressions mat dikhaao Aa channa, mujhe chakkar aate hain..😉)
(Manav..''main aakar wahan kya karoonga? tum chahti ho ki main ghoonghroo baandh kar pairon mein mujra karoon yah Namak Halaal ka ''Pag ghoonghroo bandh, Manav nache nache re.'' gaana gaaoon?..jaanti ho jab tumse shaadi ki thi, meri waistline 36 thi aur abh 28in ho gayi..saali meri pant baar baar bhagavat karti hai, dhamkee deti hai ki kamar se slip ho jaaoongi...meri izzat ka falooda ho jaayega agar aisa hua toh...meri waat lag jaayegi..😆😆😆)
Manav..gives card to her..Aa channa ask..yeh kya hai?.
Manav ..''Yeh tumhari liye laaya hoon..meri shaadi ka card hai..''😉😛
Aa channa eyes widen like 70mm widescreen..😛
(Aa channa..''Wish you a many happy returns of the day Manav...😉😛..jaanti hoon yeh kekta ki serial hain..ismein toh tumne abhi ''boni'' ki hai shaadi ki..aage aur bhi karni hain...paanch yah saat shaadiyan karke tum bhi apne baap jaise bevde ban jaaoge, ek number ke tharki..yah fir sanyaasi banoge..itni wives ko jhelne ke baad...Baba Archananand..)😆
Manav..''mujhe pata tha ki tum aaogi isliye yeh lekar aaya..tumhein bhi meri shaadi mein aana hoga Archana''(..channa khaane ke liye.. )😆
Aa channa..''nahi Manav, main aapki shaadi mein nahi aa sakti..mujh mein itni taaqat nahi hai..aapko kissi aur hote nahi dekh sakti..''
(Manav..''taaqat nahi hai?..toh Horlicks piyo, Dabur ka chawanprash khaao..apne aap taaqat aayegi...dekh nahi sakti toh sunglasses pehan kar aana..tum dekh nahi sakti main Shrauv chudail ke pass jata hoon, toh mera BP high ho jaata...gale mein jaise besuri ghanti daal di gayi hai mere..Sachin ko bhi itni jaldi kya thi jo shaadi se pehle hi suhaag raat mana li...saza toh zindagi bhar ki mujhe mili hai..😉😛..)
Manav..''tumhein aana hi hoga, kyunki huasle ki zaroorat sirf tumhein hi nahi hai..mujhe bhi hai..''
(Aa channa:-''toh manav hum dono Horlicks aur Dabur chawanprash ek saath share karenge...aur tum bakri ka doodh peena..aai kahti hai usmein bahut shakti hoti hai...waise bhi tum bakri ke jaise mimiyaate ho..theek se baat bhi karte...woh chudail Shrauv tumhari peeth per Vikram-Betaal ke jaise betaalini chadhi hui hai...isliye single pasli ho gaye ho....waise tum tension mat lo..shaadi ke din main peechey ek bamboo rakh doongi, support ke liye..)😆😆)
Sach aisi pakaao serial hai, mann karta hai ki characters ko screen se kheench kar daily chaante maar maar kar inn emotional aadarshwadi moorkhon ke pichke hu gaal laal kar deta...😆😆lekin yaar aisa system abhi invent nahi hua hai...kaash aisa ho jaaye..toh sab serial sahi ho jaayen..😆
Shiv Shakti
