Funny Quotes from Bollywood Celebs..Let's Have Fun

😆😆😆😆 Ok, let's have a topic with some comedy in it. There have been quotes from Bollywood celebs over the years that have been hilarious to say the least. For example, the following:

Originally posted by: eroticlover

Anu Malik -

"When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings."

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Amisha Patel -

"While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another"

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hahahhaha

do you have any funny quotes to share? 😆

Each and every one of them by Rakhi Sawant. Now someone do a Google search and post them here. 😛

well..rakhi said this in one interview

"they cut my role from Dil bole hadippa because the lead became jealous of my beauty and talent....she didnt want rakhi to becum superhit in front of her..."

woa...this woman's da bomb!! lol...

Amisha Patel -I'm lucky that I haven't been left out in the cold like
mumta kulkarni or Meghna Kothari. (urm...ok...if u say so)

Harman Baweja abt LS2050:
I hope Kareena is repenting not doing my film.

Harry Baweja abt LS2050:
I think I was way ahead of the current times. Still, what gives me satisfaction is the fact that 5/10/15 years down the line, Love Story 2050 would be looked as a reference point when it comes to special effects in films.

Rimi Sen:
Rohit Shetty is amazing as a director. He can make even a black African look pretty (thts not funny really...its downright offensive)

Rakhi Sawant:
Try as much as possible to criticize me, even Gandhiji and Jesus had such kind of criticism.

Celina Jaitley:
I think Fardeen and I have a special chemistry on-screen, I don't deny that. At the same time I think Hrithik and I will be great together. Our physical features will work well to create that chemistry - especially the combination of our height, the light eyes; together we'll have a good screen presence.
(urm,...ok)

Kajol:
Well, I haven't seen too much of their (Shyam Benegal & Govind Nihalani) work, believe in it or not. I don't want to be a part of anything that will bore me when I see it! (lol....caught!!!)

will post more...

Originally posted by: smarie pants

Kajol:
Well, I haven't seen too much of their (Shyam Benegal & Govind Nihalani) work, believe in it or not. I don't want to be a part of anything that will bore me when I see it! (lol....caught!!!)

will post more...

Well I kinda agree with Kajol on this one 😆

Originally posted by: eroticlover

Kareena Kapoor -

"'I don't think any actress in the last 10-15 years has essayed such a deep role" on her role in Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon ❓

"I realized, I wanted to be an actress from the day I was "out" in hospital. I think instead of the word mom, I said the word "films" 🤣

Anu Malik -

"When I go abroad, women throw themselves at me. But I'm not into one-night-stands or flings."

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Amisha Patel -

"While the Kareenas, Mallikas, Bipashas and Laras are on one side... Aishwarya, Rani, Preity and myself are on another"

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😲.🤣🤣🤣

I would say Amisha needs a reality check

anu malik and amisha patel's are classic, ROFL