Kools commentary : Aug 24 PR

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Posted: 14 years ago
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Kools commenting from base ..............Raksha Bandhan continues in PR .
Guys am bysy today so will comment only on the humorous part .
Vandu the Goat tied Rakhi to Bhagwan who is pining for suhaag raat with Archna and wrestling with Zimmedari BHOOT . Focussing on his sister was something refreshing for Bhagwan .
TUM SABSE ACHE BHAI HO said Vandu .
TUM SABSE ACHI BEHEN said Bhagwan .
My comment : Script is being written by fifth graders who are studying their HIndi Texts religiously .
SUDHRA HUA Ajit gave Manav and sasur some gifts and then went without partaking of sasural's hospitality to get Rakhi tied by his sister . Door was opened by his Evil , unrepentant Gunda Mom who told him to GET OUT .😆😆😆
You come with me NOW said SUDHRA HUA AJIT EMOTIONALLY , quite fORGETTING HOW HIS MOM HAD BURNT HIS WIFE . His natural love started overflowing .
Dont wanna ........said the Mom , Unemotional and Unrepentant .
Why ? Its U who left , I didnt tell u to go , said SUDHRA HUA AJIT weeping . He wanted Mommy .
Coz Ur place is FATICHAR ......said his mommy practically . And this flat is COOL . Go to ur JHOPADPATTI ALONE . Why wud I come there , ha ?Think Im crazy ?
My comment : She is right .😆😆😆😆
Shravani was in an exceedingly good mood while preparing the Raksha Bandhan Lunch . She was very good to her Nanand The GOAT . What do u want for sweet , she asked .Lets make of UR CHOICE . We will make KHEER for DADA said the GOAT . With PISTAS AND BADAMS .THE WAY ARCHU VAHINI MADE .
She is NOT UR VAHINI said Shravni , eyes hardening . GOT IT ?
Sorry stuttered the Goat .
Im making it CLEAR .No one in this HOUSE takes her NAME , Ive mADE IT CLEAR .If U want relations with this house , DONT TAKE ARCHUS NAME . CHOICE IS URS .
My comment : Although Shravni has no right to talk this way , her anger is justifiable . Each time the Deshmukhs do it very insensitively and tactlessly . Vandu needed it and such a Vahini who is ok with a nanand till a certain point [ not totally evil like Manju ] but knows WHEN TO PUT HER FOOT DOWN is refreshing .
The K gang was brooding over Holy Archu's future . She needs to marry , they said . She needs SAHARA . To wipe her TEARS . 😆😆😆 For wiping tears one sometimes needs SAHARA . [ Why , isnt a handkerchief enough ?] She has to think of her POORI ZINDAGI .
Just then Holy Archu came in and heard it all . STOP TALKING OF MY MARRAIGE AT ONCE she cried , hOLY INDIGNATION reddening her beautiful face . IM NOT GONNA MARRY .
WHy not ? Asked her meddlesome sisters who still have not understood meaning of marraige themselves .
Coz I HAVE ALREADY BEEN MARRIED TO MY BHAGWAN .............said HOLY ARCHU , wanting to fall on her knees and worship him mentally at that point itself .
BUT .........UR ZINDAGI !
LET ZINDAGI go to HELL said Holy Archu , thinking of the fOO FOO and BHAGWAN's HOLY BREATH on her face .
But Ur BHAGWAN IS MARRYING ! Shravni !
Thats HIS MAJBOORI . NOT MINE . Thats HIS PROBLEM .NOT MINE .answered Holy Archu smartly and silenced her sisters .
My comment : Holy Archu has impeccable logic at times .
Vinod was doing kitkit to Evil Manju who was putting clothes to dry on the clothes line by standing behind her . You know what you are Minchoo he said angrily ......Ur a KUTTE KI DOOM .😆😆😆😆 My BHOLI MOM may have forgiven u , but I won't .Never Never Never . NO Relations between u and me now .Only For Kids we will be together .JUST WATCH .U think u can waltz back and have a marraige ?Hah ! yea , Hah , Minchoo , and SO THERE !
Minchoo looked shocked . She rather wanted the sex part .😆😆😆😆😆 That was the only thing she enjoyed in this sick K house that had come along with Vinod . And all those unbearable HOLY NANANDS .Especially the HOLIEST ELDER ONE , The TEEKHI MIDDLE ONE and THE LATEST MARWADI ONE .
My comment : The ideal point to stop the Sex shud have been the day she hauled him to the MAHILA SAMITI .
After this shock from hubby Minchoo rather welcomed her SUDHRA HUA BROTHER who came there with a Rakhi in his pocket in case she hadnt bought one . Awwwww . Muvaa to such sentiment . So sweet . The Holy K gang watched in approval . Manohar , who had bbeen secretly thinking of running away when the Arguments would start by slinking slowly near the wall and tip toeing out , smiled with RELIEF that no one ARGUED . When his Chubby Wife and DEVI daughters and EVIL BAHU stood in one room , he got palpitations , coz there wud be a SURE SHOT ARGUMENT . He now knew exactly when it wud start .
My comment : ManOhar NEEDS a smooch . All this is TOO much for him . Give him one CVs . Find the hussy .And hey ! While we r at it , Show VINOD STRAYING . That will set Manju straight .And show the other woman as GOOD . This will be interesting .
Why are u taking Vahini back when u know she will betray u YET again ?Asked Varsha to CHUBBY .
For PUNNI .Said Chubby , ready with her parrot answer . And RUCHI . PUNNI IS THE GOAL OF MY LIFE . DAMN MANJU AND DAMN U TOO .😆😆😆😆
My comment : Manohar she has ALREADY damned .
Like button if u liked comments even if u dont . Kools signing off for the afternoon , Enjoy .
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Posted: 14 years ago
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1st to comment hurrah!! Funny n enjoyable was looking 4 such a relief !!U cant imagine how bored i am these i'm lying in bed these days all the time hurt my leg n am writing stupid posts in this forum coz i dunno wat 2 do feeling useless!!!
Thk 4 this hilarious post Kool
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Posted: 14 years ago
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1st to comment hurrah!! Funny n enjoyable was looking 4 such a relief !!U cant imagine how bored i am these i'm lying in bed these days all the time hurt my leg n am writing stupid posts in this forum coz i dunno wat 2 do feeling useless!!!
Thk 4 this hilarious post Kool
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Sorry to hear that . U poor darling ! What happened ? to hear that .U poor darling .
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Posted: 14 years ago
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LOL!!
Namaskar karte....lol!!
For PUNNI .Said Chubby , ready with her parrot answer . And RUCHI . PUNNI IS THE GOAL OF MY LIFE . DAMN MANJU AND DAMN U TOO .😆😆😆😆
My comment : Manohar she has ALREADY damned .
You are the best!!!!!! Cool Kool!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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2nd to comment hurrah!!

kools...i thought the only couple getting some sex were vinod and manju cos they created ruchi and puuni .. ab lagth hai they are also gonna be celibate soon.. waise the only couple who enjoyed in their time are shrav and sachin.. 😆

this the 1st time i liked archu after a very looong time and applaud her decision to not marry just bcos she needs a reason to move on in life.. i mean she sure does has other options like adoption.. lot of women do it.. it gives them a reason to go on in life.. i think that kind of thing will really place archu above the petty things her sisters and sister-in-law are invovled in....

i just dnt want her to marry jayawant and then keep crying wen she sees manav that is sooo wrong... and almost a sin .. cos u are cheating on ur spouse.. ( atleast now they are married to other people. )

pls have her move on in life.. by earning well , taking care of her parents, buying a bigger flat with sea facing than shrav flat.. adopt a child , give it all .. it will keep her fulfilled.....

and after that manav is gonna return to her soon.... cos they cannt end it any other way.. but having them remarried and then back is just too GROSS


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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: pallai

2nd to comment hurrah!!

kools...i thought the only couple getting some sex were vinod and manju cos they created ruchi and puuni .. ab lagth hai they are also gonna be celibate soon.. waise the only couple who enjoyed in their time are shrav and sachin.. 😆

this the 1st time i liked archu after a very looong time and applaud her decision to not marry just bcos she needs a reason to move on in life.. i mean she sure does has other options like adoption.. lot of women do it.. it gives them a reason to go on in life.. i think that kind of thing will really place archu above the petty things her sisters and sister-in-law are invovled in....

i just dnt want her to marry jayawant and then keep crying wen she sees manav that is sooo wrong... and almost a sin .. cos u are cheating on ur spouse.. ( atleast now they are married to other people. )

pls have her move on in life.. by earning well , taking care of her parents, buying a bigger flat with sea facing than shrav flat.. adopt a child , give it all .. it will keep her fulfilled.....

and after that manav is gonna return to her soon.... cos they cannt end it any other way.. but having them remarried and then back is just too GROSS


Thats why I voted for her as Star of the day . She did RIGHT .
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Originally posted by: telemagic

LOL!!

Namaskar karte....lol!!
For PUNNI .Said Chubby , ready with her parrot answer . And RUCHI . PUNNI IS THE GOAL OF MY LIFE . DAMN MANJU AND DAMN U TOO .😆😆😆😆
My comment : Manohar she has ALREADY damned .
You are the best!!!!!! Cool Kool!!

Telemagic , Ur Maharastrian , huh ?
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I really get Diabetic attacks...when I see soo much sweetness....(Ajit and Bhagwan)
Ajit's niceness is too good to be true....Will this man ever get back to his real self, if provoked by likes of Jaywant???
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Happy Rakshabandhan to all my buddies...
Kools super duper hillarous commentary...I laughed so hard reading this below..🤣 @ underlined part...Keep it coming Love 🤗
"The Holy K gang watched in approval . Manohar , who had bbeen secretly thinking of running away when the Arguments would start by slinking slowly near the wall and tip toeing out , smiled with RELIEF that no one ARGUED . When his Chubby Wife and DEVI daughters and EVIL BAHU stood in one room , he got palpitations , coz there wud be a SURE SHOT ARGUMENT . He now knew exactly when it wud start . "
"The K gang was brooding over Holy Archu's future . She needs to marry , they said . She needs SAHARA . To wipe her TEARS . 😆😆😆 For wiping tears one sometimes needs SAHARA . [ Why , isnt a handkerchief enough ?] She has to think of her POORI ZINDAGI ."
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: telemagic

I really get Diabetic attacks...when I see soo much sweetness....(Ajit and Bhagwan)

Ajit's niceness is too good to be true....Will this man ever get back to his real self, if provoked by likes of Jaywant???

I hope Vinod strays , this other woman is as annoyingly good as Archu and stumps Manju with her goodness . It will be fun .
Btw ......... Im bugged with Sulos Punni Jap .

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