Post a song with non sense lyrics

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Posted: 14 years ago
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In the musical season I start a thread for non sense lyrics.
I am posting telephone dhun me hanse wali..😆😆😆
Melbourne machli machlane wali...😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2GUw6iaig[/YOUTUBE]

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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVAkp20n1w4&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
Latka dikha diya humne
Jhatka laga diya tumne
TADA....tumko TADA...
😆😆
Edited by Abhilasha1980 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrSSRPuPxlg&p[/YOUTUBE]

😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk9bPR2wfJ4[/YOUTUBE]

sorry to say...but whats with Mohabbaat lambi yari, Bina permit ke jaari, But get you ride it yeah ,com'on"...nonsense..
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwFStpIoJc0[/YOUTUBE]

The first three lines of the song read
raste se ja raha thaa, bhelapoori kha raha thaa,
ladaki ghuma raha thaa,
tujhako mirchi lagi to main kya karoon

I was all fine till "..ladki ghuma raha tha" but then mirchi ka topic kaha se aaya? and then there is another line in between which goes "..teri naani mari toh main kya karu".This is just outrightly dumb and confusing,where did the Naani come from and why does she have to die?
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l24jXGzNBA[/YOUTUBE]

What a weird comparison! Its like a foodie's valentines day song!While researching on this song I read how lyricist think of never before used words to add in a song but this is going a bit too far!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDDGcekTHc[/YOUTUBE]

This song teaches the little kids about names of the relationships."Mere baap ki beti mujhe bhai bolti,Mere baap ki bibi mujhe beta bolti,Meri maa ka bhai mujhe bhaanja bolta,Mere bhai ki beti mujhe chacha bolti".Tere baap ki beti tujhe bhai hi bulayegi na!Nonsense lyrics but with a teaching purpose.Hmmm...
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: Abhilasha1980

In the musical season I start a thread for non sense lyrics.

I am posting telephone dhun me hanse wali..😆😆😆
Melbourne machli machlane wali...😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2GUw6iaig[/YOUTUBE]



This Kamal Hasan movie had this song picturised on Manisha Koirala.If we were to believe the lyrics which go like "telephone dhun mein hasne wali,mebourne machhli machalne wali,digital mein sur hai tarasha,madonna hai ya natasha" then does she laugh like "tring-tring"? And her voice has been composed in digital technology,like how the MTNL operator who says "All lines in this route are busy"?
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Posted: 14 years ago
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTdQmRPHEZI[/YOUTUBE]

this one takes the cake.

Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

apna qafila jub pyaar se chala
logon ka dil jala
yaaron ka dil mila
mohobat ka yehi silsila (o-weyo)

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

Jurassic Park mein sundar se jorey😆
jazz music gaye milkeđŸ€Ł
itni sundar painting mera peecha pakarke😈
texas mein nach mil keđŸ€Ș


coldboy dekhe mujhe
playboy chayre mujhe
sex mere tan mein haye
lips mere mun mein haye

oh meri pyaree laila
strawberry jaise ankhen
love story banjaane de
ki thore chardjaane de
hoton pey subh qai dil ka tarana hai

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila


bandook ko taan ker goli chalane se
pyaar kabhi marta hai kya
machle pakar ne ka jaal bechaa ne se
amber ke tare pahste kya

bho gun pey aaye to kyaa
bomb hi pat jayee to kya aasmaan jhuk ta nahin
pyaar kabhie rukta nahin
o mere pyaare mena pyaar ke do baatein karle
tera mera hoga sangam
jhoom jhoom nache gaye
khushiya humare saagar se leheraain

Muqala Muqabala laila oh ho laia
Muqabala SubhanAllah Laila oh ho laila

mere paas shabd nahi hai bayaan karne ke liye...WTF?
Edited by cosworthkid007 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Must read the whole lyrics

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muA_7i4HSMY[/YOUTUBE]


choona bhatti jhopad patti ragdam patti patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap

aaj kya hai kal kya hai din to hai wahi
(what is today, what is tomorrow, it is the same day)

subah kya hai shaam kya hai farq nahi koi
(what is a morning, what is an evening, there is no difference)

bhool jaaye gam saare bhool jaaye gam
(let us forget all our sorrows)

gussa aaye to thoda rok le sanam
(if we feel angry, we should hold it just for some time)

arey get up and dance yehi tera chance
(o man, get up and dance, this is your chance)

tere hi haantho mein sab kuchh hai re
(everything is just in your own hands)

dhapli bajao pehla kaun pehla kaun pehla pehla pehla
(beat the drum, who is first, who if first, first, first, first)

patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap
tharra bhatti jhagda kothi joota patti tulla patti
tharra bhatti jhagda kothi patti rap joota patti tulla patti

hai paisa kya hai maal kya hai apni to ik life
(what is money, what is wealth, in all the status i have same life)

bas mere swami mujhe do ik wife
(o my owner, please give me a wife)

khula rakhenge dil ko kulla rakhenge
(we will keep our heart open)

kaun aayegi uska rasta dekhenge
(who is to come we shall watch for her arrival)

arey tere liye jaan diya teri hai wo
(oh men, she has given life for you, she is yours)

milta hai jitna bhi le le utna
(whatever you are getting, you should take just that)

chalta hai chalta hai jo bhi subah tak subah tak
(what ever works, till morning)

dhaka dhaka dhaka dhak
patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap
patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap

bachche yaha karte rang roshan
(children are engaged here in whitewashing and painting)

doodh pee ke bachcha bachchi school se sidhe shakkar chawal rub rash
(after drinking milk, the boy and the girl, directly go from school to buy sugar and rice)

palmolive mitti tel gehu ko
(palmolive oil, karosene oil, wheat)

poore nahi poore nahi
(it is not enough)

paise kabhi poore nahi
(money is never sufficient)

ek aana do aana gullak ko tod ke
(one aana (6 paisa), two aana, breaking the piggybank)

char aana aath aana karza varza jod ke
(four aana, eight aana, considering the debts)

ek aana do aana gullak ko tod ke
(one aana (6 paisa: old unit), two aana, breaking the piggy bank)

char aana aath aana karza varza jod ke
(four aana, eight aana, considering the debts, etc.)

handa vanda girwi mein daal ke
(having pawned all the household utensils)

paanch das bheekh le ke paise nahi poore padte
(having got five or ten paise in alms, money does not suffice)

tum ho gyani tum ho gyani
(you are the wise one)

he mirjapur ke tum ho gyani
(hey, you are the wise man of mirzapur)

choona bhatti jhopad patti ragdam patti patti rap
choona bhatti jhopad patti ragdam patti patti rap
tharra bhatti jhagda kothi joota patti tulla patti
tharra bhatti jhagda kothi joota patti tulla patti

desi daaru sukhi machchhi tukda beedi kekda jhopdi
(country liquor, dry fish, piece of a bidi, a hut)

kachra peti baaju mein chai thela riksha
(in the neighbourhood is the garbage container, the tea padler, and rickshaw)

patang dhaar wala maanja
(kite, and sharp thread with which a kite is flown)

gilli danda goli guchchi buddhu gana gaale aaja
(a play of gilli-danda, a play of marbles, you moron, come here to sing a song)

haathi ghoda paalki jai kanhaiya lal ki
(a palanquin carried by elephant and horse, may lord krishna be revered)

kallu chacha munni mausi gauri gajanand
(kallu uncle, munni aunty, gauri, gajanand)

dharmendar jitendar amitabh amir khan
(names of hindi films' heroes)

din win raat waat all shows houseful
(day and night, all shows are houseful)

patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap
patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap patti rap
stop it
wa wa

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