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___________________________________________________________________________Audit Date 08/08/10 - First Edition PR Intro
😎😳Salaams and Welcomes all PR Cats.😎This is a fun spoofing thread only,and I dedicate it to my wholesome foursome friends in SOTD thread🤗 - Shraddha,GM,Usha and Piya,for sharing so many laufs and spinning many a yarn😆.Had done this story partially on SOTD,but trying to cover full PR story till date in this thread now.Henceforth,all pun intended.😉
Introducing PR Story - Pavithra Rishta, and a tale of the ArMan Chipmunks
Theme of story is about a mysterious UnIdentifiable FLying Object🤪 called Pavithra Rishta that flies only among 2 cute chipmunks😊.Introducing Archu chipmunk,hence forth called A chipmunk and Manav chipmunk,henceforh called M chipmunk😃.And this UFO, only they can see😲.So mez aint gonna tell u to go figure.Instead I set the goal of this story as how the ArMan chipmunks hold on to this PR UFO wisely and end up making plenty of baby A&Ms👍🏼
Spoof Cast and Role Played-
The Ks - KumWits Family
Archu chipmunk 😃- The Heroin Heroine of the shtorie.Everyone get addicted to her,especially TanyaDi😊.KoolDi in line🥱.Can call her brown sugar too,but she calling herself mumbai shakkar😕.She hypnotizing mesmerizing,with angelic disposition,especially for Manav chipmunk❤️,as he wear rose spectacles courtesy UFO🤪.She his fair maiden.😍
But sadly,she only 8th pass(me thinks that too she failed😆).She lovs the dimwits just like she lovs her kumwits.
She awesome as melting butter on manav chipmunk,both then sizzle☺️
she now doin jhakas job in BIL factory,lookin at all the clocks every 5 min,and givin relaxation therapy for wrkers eyes 😆but she straining eyes for eyelocks with manav chipmunk,it hurting her😔
SumoSulo😳 - archu chipmunk's mom.Sometimes her balloon get less air,she need air pump.Everybody call it asthma.Shez always hot air,mainly blowing on manav chipmunk.
RemoteMano🥱 - archu chipmunk's dad.Watches Zee TV's Pavithra Rishta serial all day long.He gets pension for that.
HellFreezeOverVarshu (HFOvarshu)☢️ - Wrking sista 1.She do less wrk and more play ,so she freeze, but she sent to hell a%$h#@ ashwin👏 she sponged off by Spongebob Satish finally,even though shez tuf grease.😔
ViviVaishu 😛- Vivacious sista 2.This Big Eyes finally marries Big Mouth businessman Dhammu, dumping original fiance,he do same same.
VimpVinod - Whipped by his wife MurderManju day and nite,she also phlated him to new flat
PhunnyPunni😊 - Vimp's kid,does phantastic phanda phoding on mom MurderManju
The Ds - DimWits Family
Manav chipmunk⭐️ - knows only mechanix,friend is Tarunix.He trying to be heroix,zimmedarix and insaaniyatix ,all at same time,mez dont like his multiple personality disorder😡Works at garage of GiantPandaGirish.
manav chipmunk goes rose rose over archu chipmunk 😍 coz of his rose specs from PR UFO but becomes mummified when his mum around😕.Marries archu chipmunk and treats her like rose.He want ahum action with archu chipmunk and be her fullmarad😳,but mum mummify all the time😲,so he doin only dishum action for archu chipmunk now and so some marad😒.Dishums first with TigerAjit,then with prattypraks.😆😆
Still me thinks he will be Action King in all departments finally😍
manav chipmunk got strange obsession for kids😕,thatz why he first noticed archu chipmunk helping kids me thinkz,but later gave up archu chipmunk for his bro's blooper kid😡But PR UFO still ghoomfying him to swoon for archu chipmunk,lets see when they fly off to moon for holy honeyboon😆
SycleChainSavita👏 - manav chipmunk's mum,holds him by his throat with invisible mumchain all the time.🤬And beats chawl cats with cycle chain.TUf lady but wrking brain.😕gobbles archu chipmunk most time.😲makes bogus stories and phasaphies manav chipmunk for mummfying😈worst phasa with phoons,she galey ka noose now😡
DipsyDamo😆 -manav chipmunk's dad.Takes shower in desi daru everday,balti full.v bountiful to archu chipmunk😊
KhalLasKaka😭 - manav chipmunk's uncle.Did SumoSulo in finally and brought archu chipmunk home.But Ekta did him in,he hit balti🤢
shadysachin - manav chipmunk's bro.does not like to climb trees and wrk hard like manav chipmunk.
always sitting in the shade,line marufying smaaalleyshravni.Her father giantpanda always tell him -meee WATCHING U😈.But still shady manages to do baby blooming with smaalley,how,where,dont ask me😳.But he die due to desi daru and truck combo😭but eveybody blame archu chipmunk for this dead duck😭
turkeyvandu - manav chipmunk's sista.has'nt done anything useful till date except sending her mia to jail and becoming his turkey dinner every nite🥱
The Ls - LolyPoly Family
RassiRascala😈 - Roving Eye and MurderManju's mum.She had no husband,so her kids ejactly like her,rascals.
MurderManju😈 - dghter of Rascala,bahu of SumoSulo.Always trying to murder marriages of her nanands.But everybody on earth want her to go to morgue as she sent the Dimwits to jail.😡
Roving Eye Eagle😎 - murdermanju's bro.He roving brothel bad chipkalis and lightly nazar-ing gud chipkalis.
One chipkali he nazared swathichipkali,turned out to be ostrich.She lifted her head buried in the sand with archu chipmunk's help,and did majorly his phanda phoding and marriage thoding.She lay big badeyeggs of him.So he make archu chipmunk nishana for brothel factory but manav chipmunk save and marry archu chipmunk.😍
In turn when manav chipmunk try to do phand phoding on his brothel factory,Eagle then turn Tiger🥳,and make fake fotos of manav chipmunk with bad chipkalis.He then shockingly does fraud phanda phoding😲 of manav chipmunk in dimwits SNP.archu chipmunk crying and leaves to Kumwits😭.then happen terrible marriage thodings,manav chipmunk soo crying😭
turkeyvandu now does his phanda phoding,and he marrying her by blackmail👎🏼 and show stupid mardangi on her,eating turkey dinner.😡
But Rachna drink from Heaven turn Roving Eye into new Tiger gud but poor🥺 and he trying to make gud eggs with turkey now.😉Rascala shocked her son no more rascal😲leaves chawl but he don care👍🏼
Tiger-Turkey currently hot pair of the month.👍🏼 Shraddha cutting cake all over city for him 2de,so made his story longest😆
Wild Card Entries
Spongebob Satish🥺 - Sweetheart of everyone but wifey😕.tried to sponge archu chipmunk first,but only washed ArMan chipmunks' as dirty linen with phone camera😡Then he thot he wizened😃Sponged HFOVarshu🤢he sorta sad still after marriage.He still getting only huneyhoon na,HFO refusing to go with him to moon.😭she still frozen
GiantAnt Dhammu 🤡- always storing money and biting anybody for that.his bodysize reflect all storage capacity,his wedding horse tell me.Hez vivivaishu's husband and big mouth businessman with no company rules😡me on fits with him coz he ignore wrkplce harrassment of archu chipmunk by prattypraks,hope he gets some domestic harrassment in return😉
Jay Jackass - The true JHAKAAS.❤️Welcome bachelor relief in PR😆.Mindblowing marathi with chamchu shinde and pratty praks.👏 He doin all the wrk in DS factory,as all bosses useless.
Current job -jaassoossing on ArMan chipmunks.🤓Me sures he da likes of james bond,7 stars.⭐️
but everybody say he blowing money,hope it will be on me😳hez the jackass,mez don mind being kickass😎but he chacher-ed by swathiostrich🤔anyway me sure she put head in sand soon😊
ROmance track coming up😆
prattypraks - maalmul wrker,he pratted abt fair maiden,got foot in face from manav chipmunk👏current villain,sending hyenas after manav chipmunk,sad day in PR😭😭
I know am missing out 1 ethereal character here,but its intentional - no place for shravni in my story🤣
Okies PR gangstas,thnx for reading till here- aagey pls click Like button in casse u Like and vote for ur fav spoof,if not just have at least a lauf,will still make me happy😃
Piya,whatever button u press,will report u to the mods 🤣we still on ready,get,go for it,na😆
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Audit Date 08/12/10 - Second Edition 2010 starters
ArMan Chipmunks and the Rise of the phoonix
Audit data point -
MurderManju sent Dimwits to jail,she cud'nt murder archu chipmunk,why not manav chipmunk she thotgiantpanda refuse smalley to shady now,shady sad,he swim in desi daru,so he don duck oncomin truck. he himself become dead duck🤢all blame archu chipmunk now😭 manav chipmunk declare he hate her😭
showing - smalleyz screeching sirens -
smalley take suitcase and wanna be with dimwits😕.she look at shady pic of her shoddysachin,coz his secret babyblooming with her, became blooper 😡- she got BABY IN HER FRONT BASKET now,wwoooops 😲 she tell EMOTIONALLY his pic - luv ur asti 😕,but for sake of our bloops , me rising from ur ashes -mez become THE PHOONIX.😲😲😲😲😲😲😆😆😆
She start to tail manav chipmunk.😡
Dimwits lights dimmed totally.manav chipmunk tell, me wanna become da pops, zimmedarix, for shady-phoonix bloopix.😕Mechanix no kaam danda na,wanna to take more zimmedari he say.😡But his friend Tarunix declare- ONLY archu chipmunk da Vahinix
Dipsy comeback tipsy,he shocked- 'u daaaaaaaaaaamix' and do de danadan on son mechanix - but to no avail.why? coz syclechainsavita now turn PHATAFIX.She fix phata phat any rebellion in the house,now only she talk all mohalla dumbfied.👏
manav chipmunk ask for divorce but archu chipmunk say No-mez know now u don know any bad chipkali,tiger fraud fixed the pix.😭me still u r chick, ARCHIX.👍🏼she also take suitcase,and wanna be with the dimwits now😕
Now panic Phatafix, phataphat forces manav chipmunk to fix phoonix maang-hischickArchix cry-o-cry😭she fall down to earth(finally) and manav chipmunk now turn Heroix,he carry her and save her again😍 He take her to mandir and KHULLEY AAM CARESS HER MAANG☺️😍sindoor et al.
Now Phatafix in a fit😲,she become sly fly😈 and buzz to phoonix - That Archix na,she CHAALOO chaalix😈
so Phoonix hate Archix now - she start doin verbal de dana dan all the time😡
but UFO still ghooming,manav chipmunk romance archu chipmunk on terrace,washing clothes,mandir-ing,pavbhaj-ing et al.He still rose,rose but he got no nose to show that😳,phatafix break it all the time.
When Tiger eat Turkey dinner😡,archu chipmunk rumble the Rascala👍🏼,impress phatafix and she become latoo now on cutechickArchix.Phatafix do karate flip on phoonix and now embraze Archix😛.manav Mechanix don understand his mum's mechanics😕,but he happy😊,all viewers too.But giantpanda done him in now,ArMan chipmunks take divorce😭😭
Still showing🥱🤢 -UFO ghooming remotely but all characters now fall off cliff,saarrrry take leap😆 - 1 yr goes by -
manav chipmunk not waning to do foo-foo with phoonix👍🏼,no marry.He bachelor now😍but he adore baby bloopix😊But she still don get the UFO hint,she still the tailix😡
He wanna to do foo-foo with archu chipmunk still,he miss-o-miss her💔,he take loooong walks which wud actually require boarding train and takin auto🤔,anyway finally he stand in front of the Kumwitz house with bloopix everynite and do pee loons,thus get the highs and the kinky kicks😆
Archu chipmunk had gone off to sexy bangalore,and she come back,she now Getafix -
new hairstyle(she bang forehead😕),less blouse and more sleeve😕😕,tranzparent saree🤓☺️aka mumbai go ga maal-o-maal😆😆seemz she got special education,Metafix -with zoom degree, to go from 8th pass to graduation in 1 year😆
She now job-ing at BILs factory,supervise with Jay Jackass😉
But UFO still ghooming,she meet manav chipmunk at job - and they now become TRANSFIX😍.everywhere they go,train station,wedding kitchen,movie theater - TRANSFIX❤️
But phoonix catch them together at theater,she pissed off now,she say 'welcome archu chipmunk,u still the Chaallooo Chalix'🤪,she decide to do emergency bugfix.
She tell Archix to chuck job,but archu chipmunk give her balls a dribblix👏 - archu chipmunk say,nope 👍🏼- ArMan chipmunks at (love) factory forever,u go figure🥳so phoonix and phatafix go to nashik with bloopix.Mechanix and Dipsy plan bachelor nite with tequila an all,no more drag queens in the house 🥳- but 4 hyenas attack manav chipmunk,😭 coz he had givin muh thod jawab and mauled prattypraks for maal-ing archu chipmunk earlier👏.
archu chipmunk huffs and puffs manav chipmunk half-dead to hospital⭐️
DangyDoctor 1 refuse to medical treat,but DoctorateDoctor 2 take manav chipmunk to surgery,cut head,eat brain and say allz well in 2 days.🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪archu chipmunk now doin chance pey dance(my avi style)😎 and feed manav chipmunk her heroin for dinner.He go crazy,he TALK FOR 3.5 MINUTES😲😲😲Mez had to rewind and drink 3 cupsa tea.Till now only archu chipmunk become breathless for 3.48 min with phoonix during her shakkar bhajans 😆😆manav chipmunk finally say he filled with some 'ehsaas'!!!!🤪,mez think its new ekta love drink in market😆
manav chipmunk breathing hard and shy for archu chipmunk now😳.so she change his shirt,button by button☺️😍and go around him in circles with lambaaa shirt😍😍😍😍😍
DipsyDamo now v happy to see the new LoveyDoveyDipsyChicks⭐️.He planning to make telephone call to his Bappa for ArMan chipmunks special😕.
mez thinkz phoonix cut his line,forever 😭
de danadan track coming up😡😡
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Thatz it for now PR Gangstas,hope u had a gud lauf😃,vote for ur fix for ur fav Ix -and to my fella Hate Club party cats😎,if u dint like the phoons entry in story,don worry,just send in ur veto - elimination round ANYTIME,she the only contestant🤣Dedanadan, total KhalLas Billboard will be setup for ur farmaaysh
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