~Maano ya na Maano~

hi every one... i m sorry for being inactive here but what do i do??? my increasing love for other serial is troubling me like anything ..you can see i used Maan's name in my title twice. .. but i really miss you guys .... and wanna take all of you with me on padosi forum,,,, ok about the show... it really gives me shockers on regular basis...these days i simply reconfirm that am i on colors channel??? am i watching uttaran ???? and the answer i get is maano ya na maano but its uttaran.... i tell you y i do doubt on it.....
first: veer using brain.....

second: ichha is not sacrificing for tapu...and doesn't do tapu tapu any more...

third: tapu leaving proves behind....and is very close to getting caught....bolo ha na herani ki baat??? sambhal ke cvs.. humein itni positivity ki aadat nahi ha...ok i elaborate this..

masoom: thanks to barsaat ka mosam which brought our very own mendaki back into action... per dekho tapu ne bachi ko dara diya... hope unlike sid she does some blast soon... but we should thank tapu for this help.... but mere moun mein khak ,,tapu didnt accept the charges on her??? if she relate this blood to some gynecological reasons??? 😆😆

Veer:
before i start veer's rape,,o'o i mean veer's description let me share an incident with you,,, i watched a silly movie of wolf, few years back in which a wolf bites a man who transforms into mutant of human and wolf... then that man sleeps with his gal friend who also becomes the same... so i can relate that story here... after sleeping with tapu veer veer has infected with tap-germs so he has started using brain in her style only... or may be that miraculous daru gave a new life to his dead brain cells..
tapu:
naam hi kafi ha.... can you guys belive that a sensable person can think of robing off something from police station????????😆 tapu can think........... but veer just saved the disaster,,, when he said tum mattu se door raho i thought he wanted to say plss stay away from him,,, main nahi chahta jo mere sath hua wo mattu ke sath bhi ho........😆... and this time again our hopes to see her getting caught will not be fulfilled because of her expected bacha.. what do think who will be born boy or gal ?? i will say none... what if tapu gives birth to baby monkey??? just imagine a cute little monkey sitting on tapu's shoulders ,,,,, searching,garbing and eating the lice from his mother';s hair.... how cute.. but she'll get this blessing of becoming a mom ,,just because of daru... yes in future she'll introduce a brand of daru to promote drinking ...her brand name will be tapu brand daru .. with the slogan of " daru piyo mast jiyo" then she'll promote her brand on tele-shopping where all despo ladies will come and tell how beneficial tapu brand daru is....

eg :a lady will tell: "meri shadi ko 2 saal hogaye tha but mere or mere pati ke bech koi rishta nahi tha,, who hamsha thake hua rehte tha,, hamesha apne pehle pyar ko yaad kerte rehte the,,, phir mana ek din tapu brand daru ka add dekha or kisi tarah apne pati ko ye daru pila di,, yakeen kijiye ab mere 5 bache hain,,sab tapu brand daru ki waja se"...

in the end: tapu baba her self will endorse her product...saying: agar aap apne pati ko seduce kerte karte thak gaye hain..maayoos ho gaye hain,,toh aazmaaye tapu brand daru...ye aapko de ga ek naya jeewan.. maine bhi jo paya woh issi daru ki waja se paya...

"apnaiyye tapu brand daru..aur roz raat ko dont just sleep..consummate re"......😆
ok its very clear that veer cant get the truth out from tapu... so i think he'll have to involve police into it... just imagine... tapu in police custody ...and mattu interrogating her...
mattoo: boliye mrs bundela..aap waha kya ker rahi thi?
tapu: makes face #one
mattoo: btaye aapne waha kya dekha
tapu: makes face #2
mattoo: aap kuch bolti kiyon nahi?
tapu: *playing with her lips
mattoo: kuch toh boliye mrs bundela
tapu:ouch.................😆
mattoo: *pulling his hair off*
his junior police officer : sir ye toh bohat complicated case ha.. lagta ha FBI se officials bulane padein gay
mattoo: no
his junior police officer : ok then we can have a layered voice analysis
mattoo: no..no one can find out anything... you go and bring some KATHAK KALI DANCER only and only he can understand her expressions and face making skills...
they bring a kathak kali dancer....may be the one who is promoting maano ya na maano on starone...they'll call him... and he'll say.. madam has some extraordinary skills of face making..which even doesnt exist in our syllabus ....... 🤣

wow shonuuji u have a better one every single time!🤗 I really enjoyed reading it! Waise I think I know how Veer's dead brain cells awoke😉

So shonuu u finally got a chance to visit and post on this forum 😡 How lucky this forum is today to get ur darshan😆

ahhh soniye ki post haiga....mai chham chham nachdi fira.....

ya ur concept abt Tappu germs infecting veer🤣🤪
this was mind blowing the concept of izzat llooto pati patao Daru😉😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
y.her brand name will be tapu brand daru .. with the slogan of " daru piyo mast jiyo" then she'll promote her brand on tele-shopping where all despo ladies will come and tell how beneficial tapu brand daru is....

eg :a lady will tell: "meri shadi ko 2 saal hogaye tha but mere or mere pati ke bech koi rishta nahi tha,, who hamsha thake hua rehte tha,, hamesha apne pehle pyar ko yaad kerte rehte the,,, phir mana ek din tapu brand daru ka add dekha or kisi tarah apne pati ko ye daru pila di,, yakeen kijiye ab mere 5 bache hain,,sab tapu brand daru ki waja se"...

in the end: tapu baba her self will endorse her product...saying: agar aap apne pati ko seduce kerte karte thak gaye hain..maayoos ho gaye hain,,toh aazmaaye tapu brand daru...ye aapko de ga ek naya jeewan.. maine bhi jo paya woh issi daru ki waja se paya...
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KYA SLOGAN HAI RE BAAPRE🥳
"apnaye tapu brand daru..aur roz raat ko dont just sleep..consummate re"......😆

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😳BY THE WAY HOW IS MY SIGGIE ..DULHA MIL GAYYA😳

thanks to barsaat ka mosam which brought our very own mendaki back into action... per dekho tapu ne bachi ko dara diya..😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆..
.HAILA baarish aur mendaki ka kya connection hai😆😆😆

when he said tum mattu se door raho i thought he wanted to say plss stay away from him,,, main nahi chahta jo mere sath hua wo mattu ke sath bhi ho........😆... and this time again our hopes to see her getting caught will not be fulfilled because of her expected bacha.. what do think who will be born boy or gal ?? i will say none... what if tapu gives birth to baby monkey??? just imagine a cute little monkey sitting on tapu's shoulders ,,,,, searching,garbing and eating the lice from his mother';s hair.... how cute..

🤣🤣.....ka concept hai Matttoo ke upar balaatkaar ki koshish

Cute monkey baby eating lice frm tappu 's head🤣😆
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣So today its the time of Uttaran forum to get your laughter dozes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...seriously Sonuu from where u get so much humour yaar😲👏👏👏👏👏...So u think Veer is now infected with Tap-Germ after one night of physical torture🤣🤣🤣🤣...and ya when Veer was asking Tappu to stay away from Matoo..even I thought the same that Veer wanted to save his friend from the physical atyaachar that he has been going through sinse one year🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maan gaye Shonnu e aazam 👏

Waise what will we call the Baby monkey ? Any suggestions for names...
How about Chimpu Singh Bundela or Khujju Singh Bundela 😆 😆 😆

😆Awesome post shonuu!!!😆😆 Tired of laughing.. I could clearly visualize tappu's face making expressions and mattu pulling his hair!!!!!!!!!!!😆 I suggest you write a book on Uttaran shonuu style!!

Shonuuuu..at last ...another of your super duper comedy post...👏
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the tele shoppin g of tapu brand daru was great..ya....
and the way veer said police officer mattoo se door raho ..it actually sounded like he was concerned for that officer...😆
and tapu's facial expression analysis by that kathakali dancer🤣🤣
great job shonuu..only you cud have thought of this😆😆...now just waiting for Tapasya's skeletons to fall out of the cupboard...

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