almost all funny dialogues frm 2days epi :
maan "har roz mujhe uska saamna karna padega har subah har shaam har raat.......yeh ladki mere mann ki baat padhne lag gayi hai....kahin usse patah chal gaya toh...mujhe abb darr lagne laga hai....."...........as if geet is gonna jump on him if she gets 2 knw dis....
geet " lo subah huyi nahi toh aagaye yahan par....ladki ke kamre mein aa rahe hai...thakk thakk karke toh aaye par inhe kaun samjhaye...".....kya karen dear he cant stay away frm u.......
adi" mano na mano zarur kuch kaandd hua hai...zarur kisi ki shamatt aayi hai..."
maan ' tum yahan kya kar rahi ho..bahhar niklo...nahi nahi kya zindagi bhar yahin baithi rahogi....maine kahan bahar niklo....
4 namunas (adi pinky sasha tasha)...geettt...geettt...geettt........adi "geett hunnn hun hun hun(his laungh)....😆
geet " woh main cockroach dundh rahi thi...."..cudnt she get a better excuse.....😆😆😆
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geet " self tlk "geet tujhe kya samajhya tha ...kaha tha na..ki maan sir se durr rehne parr nahi..tujhe toh koi baat samajh hi nahi aati....jab maan sir ko dekha aur wahan murti ke jaisi khadi reh gayi....sab kya soch rahe honge ...babaji.....etc etc ..."😆
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sasha"miss hoshiarpur MK k ghar kya kar rahi hai....tasha ' aur jo bhi bolna sach bolna sach ke siva kuch nahi.........😆😆
pinky "maam mujhe nahi pata ....mujhe sachh mein nahi patta devi maa ki kasam..popcorn ke packet ke andarr patashe dekh ke itni hairani nahi hui jitni geet ko yahan pe dekh kar hairani hue thi..."............
maan ' agar kitty party ka discussion khatam ho gaya ho toh kuch kaam karengi....
sasha "exactly MK main bhi pinky ko yahi baat keh rahi thi parr iss non stop chatter box ka off ka button kahan hai woh patah nahi..."....poor pinky.......😆
geet ' woh table wahan par kisne rakkha bhala woh table yahaan padda kisko taqliff de raha tha..."..........woh table maan ko mann hi mann mein taqliff de raha tha...itna durr jo rakkha tha....🤣🤣
maan " geet agar aapki mrng wlk puri ho gayi ho toh kuch kaam kar lijiye....".........😆😆😆
geet " plzz pinky tu wahan jake baith na...babaji teri bhali karenge..."
geet:nhi pinky jwalamukhi roz roz thodi fat ta hai ...........😆😆😆😆
geet "tasha maam yeh file aap sir ko denge..
.tasha " tum ek min ruko main 2 min mein aayi..
..geet "agar aap yeh file maan sir ko denge toh woh aapko promotion denge.....tasha silly u........🤣
maan ' yeh coffee tumne abhi banaye isiliye inti thandi hai...".....mujhe dedo.......
geet " tameez ke dayre ke baaren mein toh aap baat hi na karen....tameez ke dayre kaisi tod te hai yeh aapse behtarr koi nahi janta....aap jitna aapne aapko mahan samjh te utna aap he nahi...meri paas toh puri list hai ki kab kab aapko mujhe sorry bolna chahiye tha...blah blah blah....🤣🤣
credit AKAnargis :
."Tameez naam ki cheez to jaise unne choone bina hi oodhgayi!!!"
credit naughtynihu :
geet says to th coffee cup...oye..kya tu mujhe guur kyun raha hai??tuu kya maan sir hai???guur ne ki bimari toh mujhe lagi ahi maan sir ki tarah!!!
credit sujsub:
yahan kua aur yahan khai
credit westmoreland :
credit maanmeet8 :
agar tumhari nautanki khatam ho gayi ho ...to jara piche mudhke dekh lo ...
chalo guyz choose ur fav .....w8in...